A Nose Bleed, all over the floor

The Organization was entering day two of Saïx's insanity, which had calmed down slightly, but he was still insane, and Xemnas was still as crazy as ever. It was now 9:30, and Vexen and Zexion had stayed up all night, still trying to find some way to reverse Saïx's insanity. They didn't like the old stoic, grumpy, rude (this could go on and on), Saïx, but now with him constantly smiling and walking hand in hand with Demyx was slightly unnerving, and they began to miss the old Saïx.

Xemnas was still unconscious, in the chair that was in the center of the room. The others had either been brave enough to make the trip back to their rooms, or had played it safe, (they didn't know if Saïx was going to jump out at them and eat their arm.), had slept in the dining room, on the floor.

Axel, Roxas, Marluxia and Luxord were the only one's who stayed in the dining room. Larxene had left late in the afternoon the other day so she could clean her room, (which Saïx had messed up, make up and clothing littered the floor), Xigbar, Xaldin, and Lexaeus weren't afraid of going to their rooms, from what they could tell, Saïx had left their rooms, alone.

Axel groaned, and unwrapped his arms from around Roxas's slim waist (not as slim as Axel, but you get the point), "Damn it. I am never sleeping on the floor again." Axel stood up, but halfway his back made a sickening cracking noise and he collapsed back onto the floor, or rather on top of Roxas.

"Axel! Get off me!" Roxas muttered from under him.

"Don't tell me that you don't like it!" Axel laughed, and rubbed his but in Roxas's face.

"AXEL!" Roxas screamed, and punched him in the only place he could reach, Axel's back.

"OW! DAMN IT!" Axel moaned and fell off Roxas, to wither on the floor in pain.

Marluxia and Luxord looked up from their spot on the table. "Well, if you guys slept on the table like we did, maybe your back wouldn't hurt so much." Marluxia said, with a knowing look.

"Maybe we COULD have, if there was ROOM!" Axel yelled. "You two were sprawled all over the table!" Axel yelled back.

"Trust me. You didn't want to sleep up here." Luxord began, rubbing his hip, and shoulder. "Marluxia kicks in his sleep."

"Shut up! At least you guys got sleep." Vexen mumbled, and spilled half of the blue chemical he was using, and I managed to burn a hole through the table. "Not again." and in fact, there were multiple holes in the table.

"Vexen!" Zexion yelled.

"I'm sorry ok!" Vexen pouted.

"Vexen. Bed. Now." Zexion said. His voice filled with unsaid threats.

"Oh, Zexion! This is so sudden!" Vexen giggled, and started to ct like a little girl. He fluttered his eyelashes, and forced himself to blush.

"VEXEN!" Zexion shouted, he too turned red. "You need sleep! Is what I meant! I'll work on this!"

"Oh, fine. Night everyone!" Vexen said, he brought up a portal and left.

"What are you all LOOKING AT?" Zexion asked, turning to everyone else in the dining room.

The door was kicked open, and Demyx and Saïx walked in, purposely swinging their hips. Their fingers interlocked, and it looked like they had raided Larxene's makeup draw, because their lips were glossy. Saïx had black eyeliner and dark blue eye shadow, and Demyx had light blue eyeliner, and pink eye shadow.

They giggled to each other, and eyed the five other men in the room. "Demmy, look at that one." Saïx said pointing a dark blue and black striped, painted finger at Roxas.

Demyx giggled and nodded. "Looks a bit young to be with that fiery redhead though." Demyx agreed.

Saïx gasped. "Oh! We MUST find out who does that pink-haired mans hair! It is simply stunning!"

"Definitely. Its like totally, hot. Oh my god! Like that guy in the back. He is like, so emo like!" Demyx said.

"Totally!" Saïx giggled. The others watched with a confused, and baffled look, as Demyx and Saïx giggled into the kitchen.

"Ok, who else thinks they fucked each other?" Marluxia asked, breaking the silence.

"Marluxia! don't be such a pervert!" Zexion said. Loud giggles emitted from the kitchen.

"Oh my god! This is like TOTALLY sexual like!" Demyx's voice came in from the kitchen. The five men looked at each other and inched towards the door slowly, and listen in.

"Like I know! I hope like, on one like, finds us." Saïx said.

"Oh Saïx! You are like, huge or something!" Demyx gasped.

"Oh, I know. Thank you." Saïx giggled again.

They could hear Demyx moan.

Luxord quietly banged his head on the door. "I cant believe their getting in on in he kitchen!" Luxord whispered. He groaned quietly, when there was another loud moan. He opened his eyes and faced the floor, only to see a small puddle of blood. Luxord grimaced and turned his head slightly, to see that Marluxia, Axel, (not surprising) and even Zexion were having nose bleeds. "YOU DAMN PERVERTS!"

"Its not our fault Saïx and Demyx are fucking each other in the kitchen, and they happen to be loud!" Zexion protested.

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Saïx and Demyx covered their mouths and laughed insanely. Saïx fell to the floor, rolling around laughing. Demyx sat on the counter laughing silently.

"I cant believe they actually think were doing it!" Demyx whispered. Saïx nodded.

"Go on, I think there starting to forget were in here." Saïx said, just as Luxord yelled something about 'perverts'.

Demyx nodded in agreement. "OH! MMMMM" Demyx faked-moaned. Then he screamed. There was an eerie silence on the other side of the door.

Saïx giggled quietly and played along. "Damn Demmy! You're a screamer!"

Demyx giggled. "You would be too if you were unprepared!" Demyx yelled.

"DAMN IT!" Axel screamed. They stopped giggling and looked at the door. A small puddle of blood was seeping under the door.

There was a bang at the door. "CUT IT OUT YOU TWO!" Roxas yelled.

"Fuck off!" Demyx growled, he made his voice sound strained and like he was in pain.

"Ok!" Saïx said. They giggled.

"DAMN IT!" Zexion yelled and smashed the door. It fell off the hinges and Luxord, and Roxas looked at the still laughing Saïx and Demyx. Axel, Marluxia, and Zexion's face was red not only from blood coming down their faces, but from embarrassment of having such dirty thoughts.

"HA!" Saïx said hoping up off the floor. "You fell for it!" Demyx hoped off the counter.

"That just PROVES that you have dirty, dirty minds. You should be ashamed of yourselves." Demyx scolded, wagging a finger.

"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Saïx laughed. He beckoned to Demyx.

"Come Demmy! We shall wreak havoc on the rest of the Organization!" Saïx smiled insanely. Demyx took his hand, and together they disappeared, laughing insanely.

There was a soft groan behind them. They turned and saw Xemnas slowly waking up. "W-was Saïx just in here?" He asked.

The group shared a glace. And Roxas asked "Mentally or Physically?"

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A/N- HOLY FUCKING HELL! OMG THANK YOU! I gots lots of reviews I SO HAPPY!

Omfg! Today, August 23 is my SQUALLY'S BIRTHDAY! OMG! YAY! Hes now 24. ONLY A 10 YEAR DIFFERENCE! WOOT! that's not a big gap!…..must destroy all who do not like Squall. Squall Leonhart is a sexy beast. Leon is a boring name, he must use his old name. Squall is hot. All who oppose will be taken out by my vast, Squall-supporter army. They listen to ME! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I just went insane….I have to go lay down now…..