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[Thoughts]

[Flashback]

{Memories}

Parselmouth

-Dreams-

First Date

(Date Night)

Harry got ready for his date with the help of Teddy. He wore black slacks, black dragonhide boots, and an emerald green button up. Teddy helped him to tame his hair or at least look somewhat tamed. Once done he looked at his little brother.

"How do I look?" He asked.

"You look good." He answered.

"Good. Have fun with Fred and George. Please don't let them blow the house up." He begged.

Teddy laughed. "I won't. Have fun."

"Night Teddy."

"Night Harry."

The dark haired man kissed his brother's forehead and left. Fred and George were in the kitchen eating. Harry walked next door and knocked on the door. Charlie answered and Harry froze. Charlie wore a tight white button up and black slacks. They displayed his muscles well. Charlie was in a similar state when he took in Harry's appearance.

"You look good." He managed to say.

"You do too." Harry choked out.

"Ready to go?" He asked.

"Y-yeah."

"Great."

Charlie and Harry got into Charlie's car. The sheriff drove them out of Forks and to Port Angeles. He stopped in front of the magical restaurant. The two got out and went inside. They were soon seated. The two didn't talk until the food was served.

"So how did you come to become a baker?" Charlie asked.

"Teddy was left in my care when he was a newborn. When people I thought were my friends tried to kill him I moved to America. My neighbor suggested it after I made her some cupcakes." He said.

"So you did it?" He asked.

"I took a few classes and worked at a bakery. I really loved it so I opened my own."

"I'm glad you did." He smiled.

"Me too." He smiled back. "Did you always want to be a sheriff?" He asked.

"No. I wanted to be an auror and then I met Rene. My dreams changed to be with her."

"So instead of an auror you became a sheriff."

"Exactly." He smiled.

"That's really awesome." He said.

"Thank you."

"You're welcome."

"Many told me I was crazy. Some even suggested that I leave my muggle wife and squib daughter and find a witch to breed with." It didn't please him.

"Some people are assholes." He said.

"That they are. Luckily my parents supported me." He said.

"If only they realized that inbreeding is doing more harm than good."

"They are now with that new book on DNA coming out. They are going to do research on squibs though." He said.

"Oh? Why?"

"They found a few that had abilities. They want to see if they all can or if it's the beginning of magic coming back." He answered.

"Whoa."

"Bella can keep others out of her mind." He whispered. "She's not actively doing it."

"Huh." That was a surprise.

"It was a shock." He said.

"I bet."

The two fell silent after that. Dessert came and they began eating. Charlie leaned in. Harry looked at him and wondered what he was doing.

"Your cakes taste better." He whispered.

That made Harry laugh. "Thank you."

"You're welcome." He loved Harry's laugh.

"I'll make you whatever you want." He leaned in close. "Or you can lick it off me." He smirked.

Charlie's face went bright red. He glared at the smirking man in front of him. His pants were now tight and uncomfortable. The man looked incredibly pleased with himself.

"I'll get you for that." He hissed.

"I look forward to it." He purred.

"Brat."

"I am."

"We'll leave once something goes down." He glared.

"Okay." That made Harry even more smug.

Charlie glared as he thought of things he found disgusting. He succeeded. He paid and the two left. Harry spoke once they were in the car.

"So not opposed to licking chocolate off me?" He asked innocently.

"Seriously?" He groaned as he started up the car.

"What?"

"Don't act innocent with me." He glared.

Harry laughed at that. He was having fun riling Charlie up. With a sigh Charlie began driving. The drive back was silent. Soon they were back home. Charlie walked him back to his house.

"Night."

"Goodnight." He smiled.

Charlie cupped his cheek and leaned in. Harry did the same. The two met lips and moaned. Before more could be done the front door opened. They turned to see a redhead. Harry glared at his brother. He just smirked.

"Naughty, naughty." He wagged his finger at the two.

"Fuck off Fred or else I'll tell mum what happened to her frying pan three years ago." Harry hissed.

Fred paled. "Now that's just being mean."

"So is interrupting my kiss." He said.

"True." He shrugged.

"Go away."

"Fine." He retreated inside.

"Can we try that one more time?" He pleaded.

"Sure." He smiled.

"Great." He smiled.

The two kissed once more. It lasted a few seconds before they pulled away. Harry went back inside while Charlie went to his own house. A shout told him that Harry cursed his brother. He chuckled before going upstairs. He changed and laid in bed.

An image of Harry covered in chocolate. He groaned and cursed him. It was all that wicked minx's fault. He grabbed the lube from his nightstand. He pulled his pants and underwear down. He poured a generous amount onto his hand before grabbing the base of his dick. He soon began to jack off to the image of a chocolate covered Harry.

It didn't take him long to come. He bit his lip to keep himself quiet. He quickly cleaned up. He laid back down and fell to sleep.