Another One Joins the Insanity.

It was now 10:00. Xigbar and Xaldin had come into the kitchen at 9:30. Larxene and Lexaeus and Vexen were still in there rooms. Saïx had not been see, much like the first time he was drugged. But now it was worse. He had Demyx with him. And together, they had no idea of what they could accomplish together.

Vexen had come down at the same time Xigbar and Xaldin did, but after a long argument between him and Zexion, he was force to go back to sleep.

Xemnas had now became fully awake, but had not spoke a word since Saïx and Demyx left. They didn't know if it was the fact that he didn't want to argue or was just pissed off at being tied to a chair or that he didn't have Saïx.

Zexion screamed, and pulled his hair in frustration. "Damn it! How the hell am I supposed to do this!" He motioned to the table, and picked up a random beaker. "What the hell is this! Its fucking purple!"

Luxord walked over and sniffed it. "Hey! Zexion this purplish stuff is wine!"

Axel clapped. "Congratulations Zexion, you made wine."

"Shut up."

Xaldin's head shot up, from its resting place in his arms, on the table. "Wine? I want wine! Where is the wine?" Xaldin jumped up from his chair and ran over to Zexion.

"Shit." Xigbar murmured. And motioned to Zexion.

"Can I have it?" Xaldin asked.

"No! Your weird when you have ANYTHING alcoholic!" Zexion said.

"Please!" he pleaded.

"Xaldin just give up!" Marluxia mumbled, he had gotten a really bad head-ache after losing almost 1 pint of blood, just from a nose bleed that he couldn't stop.

"PLEASE?" Xaldin begged.

"Who cares. Let him have it. Life's a bitch and you need a drink even now and then. Why should I care. My love left me for a crazed musician." Xemnas mumbled. Everyone turned to stare at him.

"EEEMMMMOOOO" Luxord sang

Xigbar and Axel sighed. And spoke in unison. "Fine! Give him the damn drink!"

Reluctantly, Zexion handed the wine in a beaker (a/n- sound delicious sarcasm), to Xaldin. Greedily, he drank the wine in one quick gulp.

Everyone backed away slightly. Xaldin twitched, and turned towards Xigbar. "Hi Xiggy!" He grinned. His smile was slightly disturbing. He, like Saïx, almost never smiled, if not at all. But when he did, it was so creepily disturbing that it almost always made someone in the room scream. This time, it was Roxas. He screamed, broke a test tube (why Vexen was using them, no one knows), and fainted.

"Damn it." Axel muttered, and caught him before he hit the floor.

"Uh….hey, Xaldin!" Xigbar said.

Xaldin giggled. GIGGLED! And waved. "Oh, Xiggy. Why wont you call me by that OTHER name?" Xigbar paled.

"Yes, Xiggy, why DON'T you call him by that other name?" Axel asked.

Xemnas snorted. "Yes, Xaldin. Humor us."

"Screw you!" Xigbar yelled, and turned back to Xaldin, who was slowly approaching him. "Uh….Xaldin?" Xaldin did not answer, just continued to slowly approach him. "Damn you and your ability to become drunk by any alcoholic drink." Xaldin's smile grew wider, causing Axel to scream, but not faint. Marluxia laughed, as Xaldin glomped Xigbar, and they fell to the floor in a heap.

"That hurt!" Xigbar yelled and flailed his arms and legs. Xemnas snorted in laughter, again.

A loud evil laugh filled the room, just as Larxene entered. Her face was covered in tooth paste, that was in swirl designs. She looked PISSED. "Were they hell is Captain Moony Asshole and is loser sidekick, Water boy?"

The laughter grew louder, and more insane. "You called?" a dark portal opened up at the ceiling of the dining room, and two figures dropped down, landed on the table, and managed to break it AGAIN. Luckily, Marluxia moved his head, which was resting on the table.

"WHAT THE HELL!" Luxord screamed.

"You two are crazy!" Marluxia added.

"Yes, but fashionable." Demyx giggled. He twirled around on the broken table, and showed off his new cloak. It was still black, but you could hardly see the black. It was now decorated with random household objects, that he had tied onto it. Around his arm was toilet paper, and hanging from his neck, was a bright pink curtain, that was obviously from Marluxia's room. He had other random objects, (I just don't feel like naming it all). Saïx on the other hand, was decorated in, glitter and a sheet. He had disposed of his cloak, and had tied a sheet around him, like a toga. It was silver, with black, blue, and purple glitter on it.

"That, that sheet is from MY room." Xemnas muttered.

"Yup! Do you love it!" Saïx asked.

"Oh my. Saïx, covered in my bed sheets…OH GOD! MY DREAMS! THEY HAVE BECOME REALITY!" Xemnas began to cry tears of joy. "Yes, yes, YES! THANK YOU!" he laughed, still in tears, and began to hyperventilate.

"Larxene. You had called upon us, no?" Demyx asked. Xaldin got off of Xigbar to watch in wide-eyed drunken amusement.

"For we are…" Saïx began, but stopped, gave Demyx a look, and they both smiled. "Captain Toga Man!"

"And his faithful sidekick, Helpful Household Objects Lad!" Demyx said, and struck a pose with Saïx.

"YOU ASSHOLE!" Larxene shouted. She marched over to them, grabbed Saïx by the tie in his toga, (being sure not to let it come undone), and pulled him closer to her face. "Why did you put toothpaste, ALL OVER MY FACE?"

Saïx giggled, and smiled at the extremely pissed of girl. "My dear Larxene, I did not put the Anti-Demon Serum on you. Helpful Household Objects Lad did."

"And why is that?" she asked. Her voice was low and threatening sounding. But Saïx still found it in himself to laugh.

"Why is that? Because we sensed a Demon near you. We were simply vanquishing it." Saix explained. "No need to thank us."

"THANK YOU?" Larxene yelled.

"Your welcome!" Demyx chimed in.

"SHUT UP!" she screamed. "Just tell me WHAT gave you the crazy idea that I had a 'demon' near me?" she growled.

"Silly, it was this big , fuzzy elephant thing! It was purple! Obviously it was a demon!" Saïx explained again.

"A purple Elephant, huh?" Axel asked. "I didn't know you liked stuffed animals."

Larxene snarled, and without looking at Axel, threw a few kunai in his direction.

"Holy! Geez Larxene! Trying to kill me?" Axel asked, dodging two of the three, but the third was stuck in his hair.

"Yes, I was." she snarled, and turned back to Saïx. She inched her face closer to his smiling one. "You thought a stuffed animal was a DEMON?"

Saïx giggled, and nodded best he could. "Yes I did."

"Don't you have something to saw to me?" Larxene raised a brow in wait.

Saïx thought for a moment. Then nodded. "What are you going to say?" she asked.

Saïx smiled, the corner of his lip was raised above his teeth. He leaned in closer,

Demyx gasped, and Xemnas cried, again. Everyone else was shocked. Roxas who had just regain consciousness, had fainted again. Larxene moaned in displeasure when Saïx broke the kiss, and fell on his butt laughing hysterically.

Larxene realized that everyone was watching, (everyone besides, Vexen, Lexaeus, and Roxas), she quickly scowled. "How DARE you!"

Saïx couldn't answer, he was laughing to hard, thank god to everyone in the dining room that Saïx had put on pants.

"LARXENE LIKED IT!" Demyx sang. Xaldin giggled, and ran up to join them.

Saïx stood up, still laughing, and hooked arms with Demyx, who hooked arms with Xaldin. "Larxene liked it, Larxene liked it!" They sang, and paraded out of the room, still singing, and leaving behind, an extremely pissed off Larxene.

Xxx

A/N- sorry 'bout the ending…hehe I TOLD you I have trouble ending chapters and stories sometimes. 'sighs' my brain hurts. Not from coming up with stuff for this fic, but I just have a headache. And a bruise on my foot. MY FOOT! I mean HOW THE HELL! I CANT EVEN REMEMBER HOW I GOT IT! Argh I've been just having a bad 2 days. Even Squall's b-day didn't cheer me up….much….hehe you don't want to know what kinda of perverted dream I had that night…involving Squall, and many other Bishies from random games….and what they did…in my pool….OH GOD! I NEED SLEEP! I'll update soon!

Ok, I see Xaldin as the alcoholic of the group. I don't know why, I just do. So YES there is 3 people who are now insane. Saïx is no longer drugged by ecstasy, but by high amounts of sugar and anti-depressants. Demyx is just being Demyx and Xaldin is just drunk. So Xaldin might get over himself first. Soooo yes….I hope ya'll are still reading and reviewing this! Hope ya'll like it too! I'm just tired so this chapter was a little…odd. Next chapter will be better. PROMISE!