All Alone, and Insane

"Morning all!" Lexaeus smiled, and waved happily as he walked into the dining room. Everyone glared at him.

Larxene had managed to get all of the toothpaste off of her face, but it still smelled mint fresh. Xigbar had not been able to locate Xaldin, since he ran off with Saïx and Demyx. So he was very mad. Marluxia's headache had long since pasted, but he and Luxord had gotten into a fight because of his constant perverted ness. Axel was still desperately trying to awaken Roxas. Zexion, had managed to rip out a large chunk of his hair in frustration, and was now crying over his 'beautifully perfect hair'. Xemnas, was still pouting in his chair, in the corner. And Vexen was still in bed, sleeping.

"Um. Are ya'll ok?" he asked, and received another glare. "Ok…where is Vexen and Xaldin?"

"Vexen is sleeping, and Xaldin ran off with Saïx and Demyx." Larxene grumbled. This caused Xigbar to sob. Apparently, he was very upset about Xaldin.

"He ran off with them! Oh damn. that's gotta be hot." Lexaeus's eyes clouded over, as he 'dreamed' " Saïx, Demyx, and Xaldin. The three of them. Together. In the same room. In the same bed-"

"NO!" Xigbar shouted. "Xaldin does NOT do three-sums!"

"And he didn't 'run off' like that." Axel added.

Marluxia shouted. "No! Damn mind!"

"See! This is what I was talking about! You take innocent things and turn them into perverted thoughts!" Luxord yelled.

"I do NOT!" Marluxia protested.

"You do TO! You are the most perverted person I know! Why do I put up with you? I should just leave you!"

"Fine! Go! See if I care!"

Lexaeus turned away from the two couples bickering. And faced Zexion. "I take it that your trying to make the antidote now that Vexen is napping?"

Zexion sobbed. "D-does it LOOK like I'm working! My hair is ruined! My perfect beautifully emo hair!" Zexion cried.

"Um…right. Anyway."

"Cant you see it, you ignorant loon!" Xemnas yelled across the room.

"What?" Lexaeus asked.

"They are all upset, and angry for various and stupid reasons! This whole Organization is full of losers!" Xemnas continued. "This whole Organization is insane! In fact I'M insane! See!" He started to bounce in his chair, and screaming like a monkey being attacked by a stick. (a/n- don't ask,). "See Saïx! I'm crazy too! Come to MEEE!" He started to laugh.

Lexaeus took a step away from him.

"Lexaeus, listen. Surprisingly, Xemnas is right. This whole Organization has issues and were all insane. Our only hope right now is Vexen. He's not insane, but sadly he needs sleep, and hopefully the marry band of idiots haven't found him." Larxene explained.

"I understand." he said simply. And in the next instant, the door collapsed in on itself, with Saïx and Demyx laying on top on it, a look of pure horror on their faces. (The door into the kitchen had still not been fixed.).

"Dudes! You have to help us!" Demyx asked with a pleaded look.

"Why?" Axel said, becoming slightly more cheerful, as Roxas began t wake up.

"Because! Its Xaldin! He's trying to like, kill us or something!" Demyx explain.

"DEMMY! HE'S COMING!" Saïx screamed, caused the arguing couple to shut up, and the room to become silent. A loud yelling, noise that sound a lot like a war cry, came drifting into the dining room.

"Xaldin?" Xigbar asked.

Saïx scrambled out of the way, just as Xaldin jumped on the spot were he just was. He was holding one of his lances, and had 'warrior' marking on his face. Which looked like lipstick, causing Larxene to get even more pissed.

"What the hell did you two do to my face?" Xaldin roared. Really, he did. He sounded like a crazy lion. And apparently, he had gotten over his drunkenness.

"We didn't do anything!" Saïx said, waving his hands in front of himself defensively.

"Yes you did! How did I get this lipstick all over my face!" Xaldin asked, his voice full of anger.

"You put it one yourself." Demyx said calmly.

"Like hell I did!" Xaldin yelled.

"But you DID! Honest!" Saïx pleaded.

"FUCK YOU!"Xaldin yelled, raised his lance high, and struck it down hard, (non-pointy end), on Demyx's head. Demyx collapsed, unconscious.

Saïx screamed, and ran. The Organization was falling apart.

Xxx

A/N- CURSE ME AND MY INABILITY TO WRITE ENDINGS!

Ok, this will end somewhat soon. Demyx is fine, Vexen will fix everything. There IS a plot to this story…I just…not sure what it is! XD. If ya can tell me what you THINK the plot is, please, let me hear it. It has something to do with Saïx being crazy…or something XD.

Sorry if the story is getting a little slow, but school is starting up soon, and I'm flipping out. I don't want to go to school. I've been having to go shopping for school stuff, and a lot of my friends are doing last minute things, and ARGH its all kinda weird. I'll update as soon as I can! Keep reviewing! It makes me happy!

Note- I want to start a Squall Army cause it sound fun! I already have friends that would like to, but I dun no wit to do with it! XD