The End is Near

Vexen stepped into the dining room. The table was recently broken, and then poorly fixed. Demyx was laying on top of it, with Axel, Roxas, a sobbing Xaldin, and Marluxia crowded around it.

Vexen approached them. "Hey, what happened?" he asked. Marluxia looked up.

"Oh, morning- oh wait, good afternoon Vexen. It just turned noon." Marluxia pointed out.

"And I care why? Anyway, what happened to Demyx? And why is Xaldin sobbing. Wait. Xaldin. And, sobbing?" Vexen was confused.

"Well, Xaldin smashed him on the head, and he's been out for about 2 hours." Vexen raised a brow in question. "Well, Xaldin got drunk, ran off with Saïx and Demyx, became sober, thought Demyx and Saïx put lipstick on his face, flipped out, chased them into the dining room, yelled, hit Demyx on the head, and cried. That's the story."

"Oh." Vexen looked around the room. "How is Zexion doing?"

"Zexion. Well, he got pissed, ripped at his hair, and now is crying in the fetal position in the corner, next to Xemnas. Can you make something to make his hair come back?" Marluxia asked. Vexen nodded, and walked over to Zexion.

"Hey, Zexion." he said in a very careful, motherly tone.

Zexion looked up. His knees were drawn up close to his chest, and his arms were wrapped around them. He has tears falling profusely. "V-Vexen?" Vexen smiled warmly, and nodded. "Oh, Vexen!" he cried, and threw his arms around his neck. Xemnas snorted.

"Zexion, stop. I cant breathe!" he whined. Zexion let go.

"Can you help me restore my preciously emo hair?" Zexion pleaded, whipping away stray tears.

Vexen sighed. "Yes. Come on." He said, and held out a hand. Zexion took it. He pulled up his hood, trying to hide the large bald spot on the top f his head.

"HEY! Vexen! Come on, we've known each other for a long time! Were good buddies! Come on, be a pal and untie me!" Xemnas smiled.

"No." he said simply, and directed Zexion over to his table. Immediately, he began to mix different chemicals. Within five minutes, he gave Zexion a bluish-green mixture, and told him to drink it.

"Ok." Zexion took it, and quickly drank it. "AW! EWW!" Zexion complained.

"WIMP!" Luxord spoke up, because he felt like it.

"Shut up! At least I have beautiful hair!" Zexion yelled, pulled off the hood, and showed off his now perfectly emo hair.

There was a small groan, and a happy gasp coming from the 'table'. "What's going on?" Vexen asked.

"Its Demyx. He's waking up." Lexaeus answered.

Everyone else crowed around the table, and watched Demyx wake up. "Ow, my head. Hey! Where am I?" he asked.

"In the kitchen/dining room." Larxene replied.

"What happened?" he asked.

"Xaldin got pissed, and hit you in the head with a lance." Xigbar said, obviously bored.

"Oh. Where is Saïx." he asked.

"Nobody knows!" Roxas said, trying to sound mysterious.

"But, we're all nobodies. What nobody knows?" Demyx was confused. And confusion plus a headache, is the worse thing, ever.

"No, I think he means that no one, meaning, that none of us know where he is." Axel explained.

"Oh." Demyx blushed. Vexen, who had gotten bored with Demyx's constant questioning, went back to work.

"EUREKA!" Vexen shouted in joy.

"What?" Xigbar asked.

"I have found the cure!" Vexen announced, and began to dance in a little circle.

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Somewhere, deep in the castle, with a portal open, so he could watch the scene going on in the kitchen, sat Saïx.

He laughed. It started deep and low, then gradually became higher and more homicidal sounding. "Let's see them try to catch me. Those insolent FOOLS!" he laughed homicidal again. Throwing his head back to make the sound come from deep in his throat.

He sighed and continued to watch from the portal. Vexen, Zexion, Luxord, Xigbar, Xaldin, Lexaeus, Larxene, and Marluxia were dancing in a little circle. While Axel, Roxas, and Demyx watching in amusement, and Xemnas was quietly plotting each of their demises.

He threw his head back, for one more insane laugh. "We'll just see how you expect to find me. I'll be waiting."

Xxx

A/N- MWAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT WILL THE NEXT CHAPTER BRING? Ohm I so evil! I so EVIL! And slightly insane.

wouldn't it be cool to have a vampire with no teeth…RAMBLING! Ok, until next chapter! Sorry that this one was so short!

LATER! XX (this is soo my symbol thingy, also doubles for my signature for when I review or reply to people).