Here's a nice Hunter x Hunter for everyone.

Killua was sitting on the couch, lazily flipping through the TV channels. That is until he spied Gon coming through the door holding something in his hands. "Oh, Gon. What cha got there?

"Wah this?" Gon held up a jar filled with small twigs and leaves and what seemed to be a small creature on the inside. "Oh this is my new pet, Ryodan! Isn't he cool?"

Killua inspected the glass jar, and gasped in surprised as a large eight legged creature came from underneath the leaves. "Uh, Gon, do you know what this is?"

"Yeah, Killua. It's a spider!"

"Then hurry and get rid of it!"

"Why! He's my pet and I just got him!"

Killua stuck out his index finger and roughly pocked the middle of Gon's forehead. "Idiot! Do you know the danger of keeping a spider when Kurapica is around?"

"Don't call me an idiot, you idiot! Asking me if I knew what my pet was!"

"What are you guys arguing about now?"

"Leorio! Take a look at my new pet!" Gon held the jar up for Leorio to see. "Isn't he cool? His name is Ryodan!"

Leorio's eyes went wide in surprise. "Oy Gon. Let me get this straight. You are keeping a spider and you named him Ryodan?"

Gon smiled cheerfully and said, "Yep!"

"Do you have a death wish Gon!"

"Wah, you don't have to yell so loud!"

"Don't you understand? Quick, Gon! You better get rid of it before Kurapica comes by!"

"What about Kurapica?"

Everyone turned in surprise to see Kurapica standing there.

"Kurapica!" Leorio stood in front of Gon. "Uhh… I uhh… was just asking Gon and Killua when was your birthday."

Kurapica eyed Leorio suspiciously. "You know my birthday already passed. What are you really hiding from me?"

Gon stepped from behind Leorio, holding his jar. "They want me to get rid of my pet, Kurapica! Tell them I shouldn't get rid of it!"

Kurapica bent closer to inspect the jar. Right when Kurapica was at the jar, Leorio attempted to grab the jar but it slipped from Gon's hand. The jar shattered, causing the spider to run around frantically in circles around the shattered remains of his new home.

"Ryodan!" Gon shouted. And he dodged around in an attempt to capture his pet.

As Kurapica watched Gon trying to catch the spider, his eyes started to shift from its lovely blue shade to a deadly red shade. He then turned on his heel and went straight for the window. He hiked the window open with a loud clack and made his way toward Gon. Kurapica then grabbed the spider, tossed it up in the air, and with a swift kick, sent the spider sailing out the window.

"Why did you do that, Kurapica!"

Killua stepped up behind Gon and walloped him right in the back of his head.

Gon rubbed the back of his head. "Why'd you do that!"

"You idiot! Kurapica hates spiders!"

"Yeah." Leorio chimed in. "And the fact you named him Ryoudan made it worse. That's the organization that Kurapica's after."

Gon lightly tapped his head. "Oh I forgot. Sorry Kurapica."

Kurapica's eyes turned back to normal. "It's ok Gon. Well we can go out tomorrow to get another pet, Gon."

Gon jumped up and down in excitement. "Ok!"

The End

Ok, this was probably stupid and written badly, but hey, you read the story and hopefully laughed a little bit. Maybe.