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Sorry it took so long to post this. I've been busy playing my Sims game.

Mrs. Weasley Loses her mind

Hermione blushed inwardly as she shut the door to Ron's room. She had just seen him wearing nothing but his underwear!

She went downstairs still thinking back to what had happened in Ron's room. On the way down, she bumped into Harry who was on his way up to put his stuff in Ron's room.

After she had given him a hug, she said, "I'd be careful. Ron might be having trouble getting his clothes on. His aim wasn't very good when I left him."

"What are you talking about 'Mione?" Harry asked incredulously. So Hermione filled him in on what happened in Ron's room.

"I'll be careful," Harry said through clenched teeth. It looked like he was trying very hard not to laugh. For the first time since leaving, Hermione actually blushed on the outside, but laughed all the same.

Still smiling she headed into Ginny's room to fix her hair. When she got there she found Ginny just getting up. After they had hugged, Hermione told Ginny what had happened.

Ginny just looked at her for a few seconds, and then fell on her bed with laughter. This of course made Hermione laugh again.

Wiping tears of mirth from her eyes Ginny said, "Now that would scar anyone for life. Especially you or me."

"Who says I'm not scarred for life?" Hermione laughed. "That doesn't make it any less hilarious."

"Come on," Ginny said when they had stopped laughing. "Mum will have our heads if we don't get downstairs and eat quickly."

"Why?" Hermione asked, as they headed out of Ginny's room."

"We're meeting Phlegm and Bill at a dress shop. Apparently we have to wear dresses for the wedding," Ginny said, her smile fading. "I have to wear one that's pale gold."

'Ouch," Hermione said. "Gold is so ugly for a dress. Especially pale gold. But why am I going? I'm not part of the wedding."

"Apparently Mum didn't tell you," Ginny said. "When Bill heard that you were coming to the wedding he made you a bridesmaid. Phlegm's not to happy."

"I don't like her because she's so preppy and snobby," Hermione said, "But why doesn't she like me?"

"Not you personally," Ginny said quickly. "Just your hair. If your hair isn't perfect like she's convinced hers and mine are then she doesn't like you."

"That's dumb," Hermione said. "But obviously she hasn't seen me lately."

"Obviously not," Ginny said looking at Hermione's once bushy and curly, now straight hair.

They walked into the kitchen or more like into Mrs. Weasley. "Where have you two been," Mrs. Weasley yelled, shaking a ladle at them. "I asked that you be ready by 10:00 am. It is now 10:01 am. And you haven't eaten breakfast yet. What have you been doing?"

"Sorry Mum," said Ginny, avoiding Hermione's eyes. They both knew that if they looked at each other they'd burst out laughing.

"Yeah, Mrs. Weasley. We're really sorry," said Hermione, as she tried not to laugh.

"Well that doesn't excuse you two," Mrs. Weasley fumed. "We have a wedding in 3 days and you two are far from ready. Now hurry up and eat. Oh where have those boys gotten to." She stormed out of the kitchen and up the stairs.

After a brief pause, when they were sure that Mrs. Weasley wouldn't be able to hear them any more, they finally let out their contained laughter. Rolling on the floor, the quoted Mrs. Weasley.

"I wanted you two ready by 10:00 am, girls," Hermione choked between laughs.

"It is now 10:01 girls," Ginny breathed in reply.

But before they could get all their laughter out, they heard footsteps on the stairs. They abruptly stopped laughing and scurried to their seats and began to eat hurriedly. They listened as Mrs. Weasley yelled at Ron.

"What the hell Mum?" Hermione heard Ron say. "How was I supposed to remember what time you wanted me ready? OUCH!" It sounded like Mrs. Weasley had hit him with her ladle.

"Young man, don't blame your forgetfulness on your memory," Mrs. Weasley snapped back.

At this statement, it was all Hermione could do to not burst out laughing again. She glanced at Ginny who was fighting the same battle.

Ron and Harry entered the kitchen; both were turning red with suppressed laughter. But they managed to compose themselves, and after they had all eaten, Mrs. Weasley seemed to do the same.

They all walked out to a car that Mr. Weasley had borrowed from the Ministry. As they got in, Harry asked an interesting question.

"So, Mrs. Weasley, where are we going to get the suits and dresses. I didn't know wizard shops sold them."

"Oh they don't dear," Mrs. Weasley explained. "We're meeting Fleur and Bill at a Muggle shop down the road a little ways."

They arrived in a timely fashion. As they got out of the car they noticed Bill and Fleur outside the shop

"Hello everyone," Bill said cheerfully. Fleur just sniffed airily. But when she looked at Hermione her expression changed.

"It is so good to zee you all again," Fleur purred delightedly. "I muzt admit that I waz a tad worried about... but no matter. You look beautiful. We haf changed the drezzes from gold to blue becauz brunettes don't look good in gold." (A/N: Whether they do or not I'm not sure but I had to find someway to get Ginny and Hermione out of pale gold. In my opinion YUCK)

"Well come on you lot," Mrs. Weasley said impatiently. "We have to get you all fitted before noon because your father and I and these two," she said pointing at Bill and Fleur, "have a meeting with a caterer at a quarter after."

So they proceeded in where they were greeted by a fussy, old lady who reminded Hermione of her Grandmother Ethel.

The shop owner measured Ginny and Hermione first. She then gave them their dresses to change into. The dresses were sleeveless and long, reaching down over Hermione's shoes. They were a light blue with sequins and pearls on the top.

They changed and came out of the dressing room at the same time as Ron and Harry came out of their dressing room.

Hermione smiled when she saw Ron's mouth drop open when he saw her.