The Warners Invade Hollow Bastion
Chapter 6: Byte Bashing
Yakko, Wakko, Dot and Tron had reached the Simulation Hanger.
"The Brain disabled the power to the Solar Sailer" Tron said, "Fortunately, we should be able to easily switch it back on, if the terminal here is not corrupt."
"There he goes with the computer mumbo-jumbo!" Yakko said to his fellow sibs!"
"Yoo-Hoo!" called somebody from behind.
The four turned around to see Pinky standing right behind them. Strangely, he was the same size as everyone else, despite the fact that in the real world he was so much smaller.
"Hey everybody!" Pinky said, waving his hand in the air, "I've been looking all over for you guys!"
"Pinky?" The Warners asked.
"Brain wanted me to find you guys!" Pinky said, quite oblivious to the situation he was in.
"He did?" Dot asked.
"Yeah!" Pinky said, "He wanted me to find you guys so that I can send his heartless on you guys! Oh, now wouldn't that be fun? We can all play together and stuff, Narf!"
"Heartless!" Tron asked, shocked.
"Oh yeah! I almost forgot!" Pinky said, surprised.
Pinky then put his fingers to his mouth and wistled. Just then, several heartless appeared around Tron and the Warner Siblings whom were shocked by this.
"Oh looky!" Pinky cheered, "They all want to play!"
With that, a single Strafer ran forward. Tron grabbed his disk from behind him and threw it forward, destroying the heartless. The disc flew back to him like a boomerang. The other heartless began to charge forward. Tron readied his disc.
"You three head towards the sailer!" Tron commanded, "I'll take care of the heartless!"
"No need to worry, Tron!" Yakko said, "We have a little something for occasions like this!"
Yakko quickly turned to Dot.
"Dot!" Yakko said, with arm forward.
Dot grabbed a large toy-winder one normally finds on wind-up toys and gave it to Yakko. He took it and jumped onto a Cannon Gun. He then shoved the winder into the heartless' back. The heartless struggled to get Yakko off his back.
"Now just to wind this thing up!" Yakko said.
Yakko then turned the winder around, winding up the heartless. It stopped struggling and stood still. Once Yakko was done winding it up He quickly jumped off and towards the others. He pulled Wakko, Dot, and Tron down.
"Stay low!" Yakko yelled.
The Cannon Gun Heartless then began to spin around rapidly and shoot out energy balls. The bullets hit each of the other heartless, destroying them. Once all the heartless were destroyed, the Cannon Gun stopped abruptly and exploded. Tron looked on in fascination.
"Interesting!" Tron stated.
"Oh! All the heartless went away!" Pinky exclaimed, "And we were having so much fun too! Now how am I supposed to de-rezz Tron?"
Tron was shocked by this statement. Yakko stepped before Pinky.
"What do you mean by de-rezz Tron?" Yakko asked.
Pinky was about to answer the question, but he stopped before he could say anything. He then put his finger under his chin and looked up towards the sky, thinking.
"I have no idea!" Pinky said. "What is de-rezzing anywho?"
"Aw! That's easy!" Yakko said, putting his hand on Pinky's shoulder. "When Brain told you to de-rezz Tron, what he wanted you to do is to take Tron to Brain so that he can stop Brain from controlling the computer system, thus taking over the world!"
"Really?" Pinky asked, "I don't think that's what Brain wanted!"
"C'mon!" Yakko said, "What do you think 'de-rezz' means?"
Pinky then thought for a second.
"Knitting silk doilies?" Pinky asked.
"And you think I'm wrong?" Yakko asked.
"Of course not!" Pinky cheered, "What was I thinking? Silk doilies? That is stupid!"
Pinky then slapped his hand against his forehead. He then ran past the others to the terminal. He began to type on it, thus powering the solar sailer.
"Don't worry guys!" Pinky called, "I help you get to Brain, I just need to switch the power on for the sailer first, Zoint!"
"Doofus!" The Warners said with a smile.
Tron was quit confused by all this.
"You three are incorrect!" Tron said to the Warners, "De-resolution has nothing to do with getting to the Central Computer Core! It has to do with deleting me from the system!"
Yakko walked up to Tron and leant towards him.
"Of course it does!" Yakko whispered.
"But then you should have told Pinky what it really meant!" Tron replied, "Telling him the opposite is illogical!"
"Listen Tron!" Dot said, "Sometimes you have to tell people the opposite in order to get your way."
"If we told the truth to Pinky, he would have somehow found a way to de-rezz you." Yakko added, "And then, you wouldn't be here to save Space Paranoids from the Brain."
Tron then thought for a moment.
"You users really know how to make the illogical logical!" Tron replied.
"That's what we're here for!" Wakko replied.
Just then, a loud humming sound could be heard from outside the hanger. Pinky turned from the terminal!
"Okkie Dokkie!" Pinky cheered, 'The solar sailer is ready! Time to go now, Narf!"
With that, Pinky ran out of the hanger to the Solar Sailer. Tron and the Warners followed.
Meanwhile, back in the castle, Leon and his gang managed to make it down into the heartless manufactory main floor. The six ran across the room past the heartless cration machine and over to a vaulted-door on the floor.
"This must be where the circuit breaker room is located!" Cid said.
Tifa knelt down before the door and turned the hatch. It was slightly difficult to open, but not so difficult for strong Tifa, as she managed to open it successfully. An alarm then sounded.
"Insolate fools!" Brain cried over an intercom, "You cannot stop me this easily!"
"And yet we will!" Leon answered.
The mechanical arm hovering over the creation pad began to warm up with a loud hum.
"I doubt that so!" Brain said, "My machine has cooled off; and with it, I shall create a large heartless to dispose of you all!"
On that note, Cloud ran forward with his Buster Blade drawn. He leapt in the air and slashed the mechanical arm. The one half fell to the floor, sparks sizzling from the severed edge. The other half managed to swing from above, sparks flying here and there. The heartless creation machine was destroyed.
"Fools!" Brain cried, "What have you done!"
"Foiled your plan for world domination!" Cloud said with a smirk, still kneeling on the floor from the jump.
"And now to take care of you!" Yuffie exclaimed as she descended the ladder hanging from the power supply doorway.
Leon knelt at the opening.
"Remember, just remove a few of the power cells!" Leon said, "Too many will shut down the computer!"
"Roger!" Yuffie called, climbing down the ladder.
"What do you think you are doing?" Brain demanded.
"Powering you down!" Yuffie answered.
"I'm afraid I can't let you do that!" Brain replied.
With that, a noise could be heard from the ladder. Suddenly, sparks began to travel through the ladder. Before the electric current could shock Yuffie, she leapt off the ladder and into the room below.
All around here were various switches, buttons, and fuses. All of them blinked on-and-off in a spectacular pattern. Yuffie walked over to the section marked 'internal processing drive'. She then threw a few switches.
"Stop this at once!" Brain demanded.
Yuffie ignored Brain, and began to push a few buttons off.
"No…I'm…losing power!" Brain cried, "I…cannot…process…efficiently!"
Yuffie then removed a few power cells from their slots.
"When I was still in my lab, the scientists taught me a song!" Brain said dazed. "It went a little like this!"
Yuffie then switched off a few more switches, pushed a few more buttons, and pulled out a few more power cells.
"Daisy…Daisy…Give me your answer true…" Brain began to sing silently.
Leon leant over the opening.
"I thin that's enough!" Leon said, "Brain is down to minimum capacity!"
"Looks like mission accomplished!" Yuffie cheered, as she headed towards the ladder, "Now Tron and the Warners have to finish the rest!"
Tron, Pinky, and the Warner Brothers rode upon the solar sailer, ever approaching the Central Computer Core. Pinky, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot gazed around at their surroundings while Tron stood in the front, guiding the ship along the track. Suddenly, Wakko spotted an electric wall made of data up ahead.
"Look!" Wakko exclaimed.
"It's the security shield!" Tron said, "If Leon and the rest powered down the internal processing drive, we should be able to pass through it safely!"
"Or Else?" Yakko asked.
"We'll be de-rezzed!" Tron replied.
"That's bad!" Yakko replied.
"I thought we're already being de-rezzed!" Pinky asked.
The Solar Sailer then reached the wall. Like a knife through butter, the ship passed through the wall unharmed. Everyone cheered
"We made it!" Tron exclaimed.
"Narf!" Pinky exclaimed.
The Sailer then approached the Central Computer Core. It landed safely next to it. Everyone stepped off and ran through the doorway.
Everyone except Pinky gasped at what they saw.
A single beam of red light shone in the center of the circular room. A face was sculpted upon this beam, which spun around very rapidly. Suddenly the face stopped before the five. It was the Brain's face. The powerful MCP-like figure was the Brain. Her looked down upon the others in fury.
"Does the Wizard of Oz know that you stole his look?" Yakko asked.
"Pinky!" The brain boomed in a loud voice, "How could you let these simpletons fool you so easily? What exactly possessed you into bringing them here?"
"You said you wanted them De-rezzed!" Pinky replied.
"I wanted them DESTROYED!" Brain yelled.
"Why didn't you say so?" Pinky asked.
Furoius, the Brain mentally shot out a bolt of electricity at Pinky. The others were shocked as Pinky fell and rolled back meters across the room. Pinky lay both in pain and amusement!
"HaHa, Narf!" Pinky exclaimed, "That was quite painful, and very thrilling, but also very painful!"
Tron gazed up at the Brain.
"I won't let you get away with this!" he stated, "I cannot let you have control of Hollow Bastion OS!"
"Foolish Program!" Brain boomed, "You are too late for that! I have complete control over the system! Soon the world shall bow down to me! I shall be served as the grand ruler of the universe!"
"Did you say serve?" Yakko asked.
The Warners then spun around quickly. They then stopped, revealing themselves dressed in hip-hop clothing and apparel (all of which were blue colored with bright blue lines, conforming to the world they were in).
Wakko pulled out a large boombox and turned it on. Loud R&B music blasted fro it. The Warners began to breakdance to it. Each one would stand before the group doing a special dance move. This continued until each Warner had a turn. The Brain looked down in confusion and anger.
"What are you doing?" The Brain demanded.
"Sucka! You got served!" Yakko said, gesturing to the Brain.
"And we're distracting you while Tron sneaks up behind you in order to defeat you!" Dot added.
"What!" Brain exclaimed.
Brain turned around to look behind him. He saw as Tron took his disc and threw it at Brain. The disk hit the exact center of Brain's light beam, causing sparks to fly everywhere. The Brain screamed in terror as he began to disintegrate. A large explosion ensured. A white light filled the entire room. When the light died, it revealed Brain lying flat on the floor before the Warners. He returned to the same size of everyone else, dressed in red armor.
"Where did I fail?" he asked.
Later, everyone gathered around. Pinky and the Brain were tied together by a light rope. They were seated behind Yakko, Wakko, and Dot, whom were standing before Tron.
"I normally would thank you all for helping after such an ordeal," he said, "but then again, you really didn't do much."
"That's pretty much normal!" Dot answered.
"Anyway," Tron said, "we should probably get everyone back to the Pit Cell so you can all transport back to the real world!"
"That'll take too long!" Wakko said.
"Besides, we have our own ways!" Dot said.
Yakko then reached behind his back and pulled out two pill bottles. One contained red pills while the other blue.
"Now which of these are supposed to materialize us back in the real world?" Yakko asked.
"I think it's the red ones!" Wakko said.
Yakko threw the bottle containing the blue pills over his shoulder. He took the red pill container and popped open the lid. Each sibling took out one pill, popped it in their mouths and swallowed it. They then shoved a pill into the mouths of Pinky and the Brain, forcing them to swallow each. The five then began to disappear. The warners waved goodbye to Tron.
"Bye-ee!" they cheered, as they with Pinky and the brain dissapered.
Tron waved goodbye to them.
Well, this fic is pretty much wrapping up. The next chapter will be the last.
Sorry if this chapter seems a bit not-so-good. I wouldn't blame anyone for not reaching this far. I sorta rushed through this chapter. There's another fic I want to work on and I want to finish this one up ASAP!
I've been contemplating lately, and the flamers, while rude, do have a point. This fic really hasn't become the best fic I've ever written. Some of you may think differently, but personally this fic is a real low for me. I admit that while the start of the fic was great, along the line I rushed through and now I'm left with this mediocre piece of fanfiction. To me this fic isn't all that bad, but I am a bit disappointed. I know it could be better than it is now, I just never had much time to really fine tune it.
Thanks to all who read and stay tuned for the final chapter. I was going to have an extra chapter, in which we see the misadventures of Mindy and Buttons in the Hundred Acre Woods. But I'm not all into It. I'll just finish what I started.