Disclaimer: she owns nothing
Authors note: next chap read don't weep and a frog is part of a horse's hoof the underneath part!
Foaly's office
Foaly jumped out of his chair his eyes wide with shock nothing ever set off the alarm since he always realised it before too late! Major Trouble friskily walked in "Foaly, Sool wants a word." he said in a troubling voice.
Foaly trotted into Sool's office.
"What the hell is going on?"
"You know I do have a name, and , I would like to be talked as if I actually am a living thing and may I add an important thing!"
"Foaly, I don't have a lot of time so start talkin'"
"Well then you obviously don't need me then!"
"foaly? FOALY?"Sool shouted
"Ok then but I'll only stay if you…..talk to me like I'm a person address me as sir and….um… yeh rub my hoofs polish my hoofs, clean my hoofs the frog gets very dirty! And also grease 'em and get me some marshmallows, oat flavoured…."
"Cut the crap Foaly I don't care what you want just tell me what the hell is going on!" Screamed Sool. Foaly fell over backwards into the titanium filing cabinet
"um…um SIR YES SIR!" Foaly shouted saluting Sool.
"Soldier what the hell happened at 1300Hours today!"
"Sir um… I'm not a soldier". Sool took out is 6000 Fac Bat the new 6000 bolt bat. Foaly squealed " um well theres a UFO coming…falling down abandoned shaft 175…um I think its armed 'cause we've never had anything like this before!" Foaly replied stuttering madly " sir I would like to send the supersonic ship to check it out?..."
"UFO you mean and Alien space ship!"
"No and unidentified flying object!"
Why not use a normal ship it'll only take an hour!"
"Sir an hours too long!"
"Why?"
"Because its headed straight for South haven and Atlanta; so if it is armed millions of fairies could be killed!"