Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts, But Alex is my own character.

"What's wrong, guys?" Alex asked with a puzzled look on his face.

Sora, Donald and Goofy look at each other, then back to him.

"Um...Nothing?"

"You guys are the worst liars ever."

Donald tried looking for a distraction. "Uh...Look, another world."

Everyone looked at the screen. Sora grabbed Donald.

"What are you waiting for? Land already."

Apollo and Hermes were walking through the coliseum entrance.

"These games are going to be great." Apollo said to Hermes.

Hermes nodded. "Yeah. Especially because of Hercules."

The two approached the gate and were about to open its doors when they heard a voice beyond it. They put their heads closer to the door to listen better.

"Let there be light!"

Alex smashed open the doors, crushing the two gods. The group walked through. Sora turned to Alex. "What if someone was on the other side of the door when you did that?"

Alex chuckled. "I guess that's crap for them." The two grinned. Donald turned to face them.

"You know, of all brothers I've seen, you two get along the greatest."

Sora and Alex stared at him, then each other and broke off into hysterical laughter.

"What's so funny!"

Sora stopped laughing. "There are two things wrong with your theory."

Alex held his laughter. "Yeah. Number one, we fight a lot more then you think."

"And number two, we're not really brothers."

Goofy and Donald turned around.

"What?"

Alex smirked. "When I came to the Destiny Islands, his parents adopted me. So technically, we are brothers. But not by blood. Besides, we look and act nothing alike. Right?"

"Uh..."

"Shut up," said Sora and Alex.

Sora and Alex walked into the coliseum. Alex turned his head to find a half goat half man.

"Um..."

The guy talked to them without turning. "Good timing. Give me a hand, will ya? Move that pedestal over there for me. I gotta spruce this place up for the games."

Sora turned to Alex confused. Alex just shrugged. Sora went to push the rock. It didn't budge.

"Come on, you man boob." Alex's comments weren't helping.

Sora gave the rock one last fruitless push. Alex pushed Sora and started pushing the rock. It wasn't long before...

"Hey, it moved an inch!"

Sora turned to the goat, Alex pushing the rock in the background.

"It's way too heavy!"

"What? Too heavy? Since when have you been such a little?" He turned to the group.

"Oh. Wrong guy. The names Phil. Anyway, what're you doing here? This here's the world-famous Coliseum-heroes only! And I got my hands full preparing for the games. So run along, pip-squeaks. Look, it's like this. Heroes are coming from all over to fight ferocious monsters right here in the Coliseum."

Donald went closer to him. "You got heroes standing right in front of you."

Goofy pointed to Sora. "Yup. He's a real hero chosen by the Keyblade!"

Donald continued. "And we're heroes, too."

Phil laughed. "Hero? That runt?"

"What's so funny? I've fought a bunch of monsters!"

Alex butted in. "Hey, what about me? If it wasn't for me you'd be dead Sora."

"Hey, if you can't even move this...you can't call yourself...a hero!" He tried to move the rock himself, and was having great difficulty. "Okay, so it takes more than brawn. Well, well, let's see what you can do."

"Bring it on."

Sora and the group walked into the stadium. "Ah, ah, ah. Him only." Phil pulled back Donald, Goofy. Alex was let through to accompany Sora. The stadium covered in barrels.

"Ok, you got 20 seconds to destroy all of the barrels. Ready?"

Alex turned around. "Wait, what's this got to do with being a hero-?"

"Go!"

Sora sped off, destroying barrels left and right. Alex took off after him.

10 seconds later...

"Whoa!" Phil looked at his stop watch in amazement. "That was quick."

"You know, you guys ain't bad."

Sora smiled and gave everyone the thumbs up. "Looks like we're headed for the games."

"Afraid not."

Donald angrily stepped up to him. "Why not?"

"Two words: You guys ain't heroes."

Alex counted on his fingers. "Wait a minute, that's four wor-"

"Come on!"

Phil sighed. "Wanna become a real hero? Start by mastering this spell." He threw a yellow orb at Sora. "Now scram!"

"That's not fair." Alex and co were outside in the coliseum entrance. "We're right?" Everyone nodded.

"Rather a stubborn old goat, wouldn't you say?" Everyone jumped back. A guy in black robes was standing in front of them. It looked like his head was on fire.

"Who are you?"

"Whoa, hold on there, fuzz boy. Wait, let me guess. You want to enter the games, right? Well, then, hey, get a load of this."

He stood next to Sora holding up a pass.

"A pass?"

"It's all yours. Good luck, kid. I'm pulling for you, little shorty."

Sora ran inside, followed by the party.

Phil was surprised to see them. "Hey, how'd you get this?"

"Can we enter the games now?"

"Well... I guess so. We start with the preliminaries! Ready for the preliminaries?"

Alex threw up a fist. "Yeah, let's go!"

The two gods that came at the beginning appeared just for that part. They will never come again. Unless I make them.