One track mind lost to the directionless wind...
(I got tired at this point...)
Refreshed once more!
Chapter 1
Naruto was never silent when with others than himself to talk to. Today he could not! No talking and that was the plan. Anyway that was the plan all the way up till the moment when he managed to reverse the Sexy no Jutsu! "I AM THE GREATEST! TAKE THAT SASUKE -TEME! LOOK AT ME SAKURA -CHAN!" Naruto had to look around real carefully before not retracting the statement. He already knew how so many of the opposite sex misunderstood the Sexy no Jutsu. After all the jutsu had been labeled a kinjutsu after he had knocked out the Hokage with it...
Naruto wasn't as pleased with the surroundings as he would have wanted though. 'I've already been to Suna twice yet I never came to the village even once... The Wind Country's got to be pretty big.' Using his sense of smell that remained unerringly strong he smelled for water. 'I'll go in that direction then!'
"RASENGAN!"
"WATER! THE HOKAGE TO COME PREVAILS! I CAN ONCE MORE DO THE RASENGAN!" As things play their part Jhusenkyou plays its own one...
'Hmm... Gotta work on maintaining the Henge. Oh well. A shinobi must always improve oneself... Yeah...'
"HENGE NO JUTSU!" Naruto complete with jumpsuit and the appropriate height inplace of the somewhat taller bishoujo female earlier inplace of course! 'Hmm... Where'd tha desert go?' Naruto was once more in the suburbs?
"Hmm... maybe this is good. YEAH! FINALLY! TENDO DOJO?" 'The've got to have board for the night. I got some strange ryou here..."
'Hn. Entrance for challenges to the dojo? Main entrance! That's the one. Hope they'l like me...'
"Hello. Would you like to step inside?" Kasumi.
"Thanks miss..?"
"Tendo, Kasumi. And you-"
"Uzumaki Naruto to your service!" 'Yes! Finally a pretty lady that doesn't scream murder! Pretty... uhh...' Lets say that was the brain quotient for the day for Naruto and social intelligence...
INTERMISSION:
Rain is falling once more on the unlikely duo. Hot n hotter. Too sad that they don't swing that way... Back to the topic at hand. Ranma- and Genma-chan were not on the best of terms... "So MOOOOM where are we going to stay the night now! HUH!" Ranma never ever tried for tact. If it'd seem like it he would most likely have been under the influence of something anyway.
"Patience little one. There will be more than that. Infact you shall... MARRY TODAY!"
"You already tried that one once oyaji. You better think this one through..."
"JUST TALK TO THEM WILL YA! Its important... Besides this one arrangement predates even your own birth Ranma. I'd say that even your mother would want you to fulfill this one." Now normally this wouldn't be enough to warrant the response that Genma would have wanted. But now! He had the pretty pretty oh so cute eyes of innocence attack!
"S-S-STO-STOP THAT! YA I'LL GO! YA HAPPY?" No you might be asking yourself why this attack is working on the equally female Ranma... Its in fact so that Genma already perfected his mastery of this technique for less than noble purposes already being the most efficient at handling those more economical events... Namely flirting to get lower prices and enable stealing. They didn't swim cross the pacific this time.
INTERMISSION:
"So you'd like to stay here for room and board. That shouldn't be a problem then. Nabiki would be glad to set up the matter with you. NABIKI!"