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Homer's Monday!
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It is Monday morning, and Homer is trying in vain to squash an over-filled rubbish bag into the bin. After a lot of struggling, he finally stuffs the excess into the fridge.
Homer's brain (marvelling at Homer's ability to improvise in a difficult situation): "Another demanding task successfully completed! High five, Homer!"
Homer promptly smacks himself hard on the head.
Homer: "AAAARRRGGGHHH!"
Marge rushes into the kitchen.
Marge (in horror): "Why did you just hit yourself on the head?"
Homer (in a pained voice): "My brain told me to!"
He rubs his head.
Lisa walks in, carrying an impressive hand-crafted model of the entire United States.
Lisa: "Can you take me to the Diorama, Dad?"
Homer (whining): "Stop using big words, Lisa, it hurts my brain."
Lisa: "Can you take me to school, Dad?"
Homer: "What did I just tell you, Lisa?"
Maggie: "Ga ga!"
Homer: "Not you too Maggie!"
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Heheheee hope you enjoyed it!