This is one came to me while I was watching Ed and Al sing it on BTW: go there, it's an awesome site!

Gluttony Song Song

To the Tune of Spongebob's Campfire Song Song

Envy clears his throat.

"I like to call this the Gluttony Song Song. Ahem, let's gather 'round the fat one and sing our fatty song. Our G,L,U,T,T,O,N,Y S,O,N,G song. And if you don't think he can get much fatter then you're wrong, but it will help if you just sing along…

Ed steps into spotlight.

"Bum, bum, bum…."

" (faster) G,L,U,T,T,O,N,Y S,O,N,G song. G,L,U,T,T,O,N,Y S,O,N,G song. And if you don't think he can get much fatter then you're wrong, but it will help if you just sing along…

Ed struggles to keep up in the background.

"G,L,U- SONG! G,T,U,L,L SONG!"

"(faster) G,L,U,T,T,O,N,Y S,O,N,G song! G,L,U,T,T,O,N,Y S,O,N,G song! And if you don't think he can get much fatter then you're wrong, but it will help if you just sing along…! Take it Ed!"

"SONG GLUTT- SONG LLT SONG!"

"Wrath!"

"…"

"GOOD!"

Envy and Ed go into rock mode.

"IT WILL HELP, IT WILL HELP! IF YOU JUST SING ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!"

Both smash guitars.

"OH YEAH!"

Ed snaps his fingers, panting.

"Alright, we sang a song."

Ed collapses in a heap. Gluttony, meanwhile, looks on confused.

(grins evilly) I love me….

R&R, please! I think I'm going to have Lust's song be YMCA. (grins evilly again) Oh, yeah…Although I may have to change the rating for her song...