Meh, Lust may get 2 chapters 'cause she has a variety of songs to choose from, but here ya go anyway!
Don't own, you know the drill.
To the Tune of "YMCA" by the Village People.
Ed scratches his head.
"You know, I really hate Lust."
Envy puts an arm around his shoulder.
"Everyone does, Edo. You're not alone."
"She inspired me to write this song."
Lights dim.
"Ahem…"
Young man, there's a need to feel down…
I said- young man you are now on the ground
I said- young man 'cause you're 'bout to be drowned
By a crazy phys-co-path!
Young man, there's a place you can go
I said- young man, find a woman you know
You can touch her, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time (wink wink, nudge nudge)
It's fun to sing about L.U.S.T
It's fun to sing about L.U.S.T
She has everything, for young men to enjoy
She's a lot of fun for the boys!
It's fun to sing about L.U.S.T
It's fun to sing about L.U.S.T
You can get yourself laid!
You can get a free bra!
Just as long as you paaaaid!
Young man, are you listening to me!
I said- young man fulfill your fantasies!
I said- young man, you can make real dreams
But you've got to know this one thing…
No man, does "it" (wink wink) all by himself
Young man, put yourself on the shelf
And just go there, ask for L.U.S.T
I'm sure she can make you see
It's fun to sing about L.U.S.T
It's fun to sing about L.U.S.T
She has everything, for young men to enjoy
She's a lot of fun for the boys!
It's fun to sing about L.U.S.T
It's fun to sing about L.U.S.T
You can get yourself laid!
You can get a free bra!
Just as long as you paaaaid!
Young man, I wouldn't see her
Unless I had a bit of a slur
I feel- she is a bit of a bitch
And she will not scratch my "itch"
That's when, someone came up to me
And said young man, walk away from this street
There's a woman, called L.U.S.T
She will impale your poor spleen!
It's fun to sing about L.U.S.T
It's fun to sing about L.U.S.T
She has everything, for young men to enjoy
She's a lot of fun for the boys!
It's fun to sing about L.U.S.T
It's fun to sing about L.U.S.T
You can get yourself laid!
You can get a free bra!
Just as long as you paaaaid!
L.U.S.T!
L.U.S.T!
L.U.S.T!
L.U.S.T!
(fades out)
I kept some of the original lines 'cause they fit in so well! Hope that's not copyright infringement… shrugs Eh. R&R please! Oh, and when Ed said "he had to have a slur to see Lust" he meant he had to be pretty stinkin' drunk. Yepo.