Disclaimer: Check the fist chapter.

Author's Note: This is from the point of view of a SasuNaru fan sperm. Sorry I couldn't make it longer.

First Time Confusion/ The Little Guy Speaks Chapter 2

Yay! They are finally going to do it. I've been waiting for this since I was born. I wait for it, god it's taking so long. Just do it man! No foreplay, go for it! Humph, someone has a romantic side he hasn't been sharing with his closest confidants. Gee, I guess I'll perfect my back stroke then; my tail has been slower than usual lately.

Suddenly one of my close brothers rams headfirst into me. I would've gone Godzilla on him if it weren't for the next things that come out of his pie hole. I find out that Sasuke's in! Woot! I start swimming and when I notice that everyone else is just lollygagging around, I get angry. Believe me it ain't pretty when this sperm is angry. I call the others cowards and scaredy cats getting them to chase me, because we need to get Naru-chan pregnant and that won't happen with them just floating here. (AN: How misinformed is this poor little dude. ;)) Oh good my plan worked. Damn they are catching on fast, better put some extra effort into this tail. Momentum is on my side, it won't be long until we reach the pretty pink insides of Naru-chan.

No! Stop doing that! As your sperm I forbid you! Stop trying to prolong the inevitable, that Sakura girl is disgusting I'd rather pick a naked Lee than a naked her. Bleh!

"Oh Sasuke…" Naruto moans.

Ha! Naru-chan is on my side too. Now there's nothing stopping us from filling your belly with Uchiha babies.

Finally we are out and in the blond haired beauty. Hey where is it? This isn't like anything I imagined. Where's all the stuff? I guess I'll have to search harder.

Eep! The wall, my brothers, they're being sucked in. Nooo… me too and I was so close. I hope at least one of my other siblings get to fill him with babies.

…RIP

Author's Note: Much love to the reviewers of my fist chapter. This is probably the last chapter because what else is there. Unless you people want some MPREG. Anyways review!