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Author's Note: Yup another chapter with more sperm and even a pregnant Naruto. What I do for reviews. Anyways this is for you Hakari03.
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Why Uchihas Shouldn't Reproduce
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WTF! They want to make a baby together? Are they crazy? Did they forget the fact that they are both dudes? Some of you may want to know why I know this information. Even if you don't I'll tell you, for my sake at least. He talks to us. Yes the Uchiha Sasuke talks to us, his sperm. He tells us about his problems, his goals, and other stuff. I can't tell you how many 'I want to kill Itachi' rants I've gone through.
Now he's giving us encouragement to knock up his little blond dobe. Is he insane, does he not care for our safety? Of course he doesn't, that bastard. That blondie better have a uterus somewhere in him. If he doesn't I swear I'll get out and kick Sasuke's ass. I don't care if I'm less than a billionth of his size, his ass will be thoroughly kicked.
Oh great we're moving. Man where did all the time go. Hmmm, maybe he's just quick. I've only been here for a few days, so I wouldn't know. If it weren't for that mission, my life span wouldn't even have been a day.
Hey! WTH! The others, they're pushing me to the front. I know, I've been a bastard in my short life but I'm too young too die. Damn I should pull myself together Uchihas don't cry not even one with half the chromosomes.
Wow this isn't what I thought it would be like at all, pretty nice for someone's insides. Oh well I'm going to swim around, if I'm going to die I would rather go while I'm sightseeing. Swimming, swimming, swimming, stop. Is that what I think it is? Did he eat that? Gees, the things this boy eats if it's in ramen. Better get inside before he others get here.
If I actually become a baby, I'm going to give them both hell…Yup that's what I'll do…
NINE MONTHS LATER
"Sasuke! It's glaring at me…" Naruto said as he held his newborn in his arms.
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Author's Note: Well that was lack luster at best. Hopefully Hakari03 you liked it, because I barely had any ideas for this. Anyways people please review because it would make my day to get more reviews than I ever got for a fic. Also if you have requests, I'll try my best at making them happen, because I'm just such a nice person.