Disclaimer: I own neither Naruto nor the song or original lyrics for "I'm Too Sexy"-- both belong to their respective owners. I do, however, own the idea and lyrics for this particular version.
I can't believe no one's done one of these yet.
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Not Too Sexy
(To the tune of "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred.)
I'm
too sexy for my glove, too sexy for my glove
Glove's going to
leave me…
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my
shirt,
So sexy it hurts…
And I'm too sexy for my land, too
sexy for my land,
Sound,
Fire, or Sand…
And I'm too sexy for your mission,
Too sexy
for your mission,
No way I'm guarding that thing…
I'm a ninja, you know what I mean,
And I use up all my
chakra on the tree-walk.
Yeah on the tree-walk,
On
the tree-walk, yeah,
I use up all my chakra on the tree-walk …
I'm too sexy for my scar, too sexy for my scar,
Too
sexy by far…
And I'm too sexy for my mask,
Too sexy for
my mask, did you really have to ask…?
I'm a ninja, you
know what I mean,
And I use up all my chakra on the tree-walk.
Yeah on the tree-walk,
On
the tree-walk, yeah,
I shake my little tush on the tree-walk…
I'm too sexy for my-- too sexy for my-- too sexy for my--
'Cos! I'm a ninja, you know
what I mean,
And use up all my chakra on the tree-walk.
Yeah
on the tree-walk,
Yeah
on the tree-walk, yeah,
I shake my little tush on the tree-walk…
I'm too sexy for my dog, too sexy for my dog,
Poor
puppy… poor puppy dog!
I'm too sexy for my glove, too sexy
for my glove,
Glove's going to leave me…
And I'm too sexy for this song.
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A/N: I wrote this entire version at like, 2:30 am, and I only had the "too sexy for my land" part figured out. It can apply to any ninja, or just Kakashi, it doesn't matter.
Tell me what you think! Or don't. It's up to you.