Yes welcome back thanks to any reviewers I'm gonna do my best to continue my story (you see I'm a very "inside the box" kinda guy) so bare with me and we might just have a little fun while we're at it. Now for some viewer mail

Full-metal-sousuke: yes they are together that's what makes it so, for lack of a better word, scandalous. ;)

Just so everyone knows it seems really stupid for a while until it pulls in on the end. Oh and I'm not bias against gay people even though you might think I am.

Ten years ago

Dad: Son if you work hard you can do anything

Lokli2: I can even own Naruto?

Dad: No, you will never own Naruto

And he was right

"Wake up!" Said Temari, as she violently shook Naruto.

"memamsfmeeeofks." He replied as Temari began to shake harder.

'This guy can sleep through anything.' She thought and she began to shake harder, "Wake up damnit I wanna go see the town and go shopping and play mini-golf and see a movie and overthrow the establishment." 'It'll take a force of God to get him out of bed.' She began to think, but just then she thought of a devious and equally dangerous plan that could destroy the entire village and everything within 10 miles. Well I guess you could see that the main point of the statement is that it would be very dangerous. It could kill everyone I guess is the main thing you could take away from the statement.

She then reared her head back, inhaling a lot of air and then she screamed as loud as she could "FREE RAMEN!"

Naruto then jumped up in an ecstatic state screaming, "RAMEN! FREE RAMEN! WHERE WHERE WHERE?" Luckily, even though he was in such an eccentric state, he only destroyed the surrounding three apartments, and killing only the 30 people on the floor below him.

After she thought there was enough carnage she spoke loudly so he could here over another persons back break, rendering them paralyzed for the rest of their life, "I was lying now get ready I wanna go out."

On the verge of tears he simply said, "ok." But after taking notice of the damage he caused he add, "Maybe we should clean this up before we go." So he quickly conjured 10 clones and told them to clean the place up.

All as one the clones said, "Screw you man, we're on strike."

Naruto's jaw went through the three lower levels of his apartment. That's when Kyuubi spoke up, "Hmmmm that's not a bad idea. I think I'll go on strike.

'You hardly ever do anything for me stupid fox.

"You gotta be kidding kit I've saved your ass more times than Sasuke has ever scowled."

After two hours of excruciating negotiation with the clones, Naruto and Temari were on they're way.

After a while of shopping and looking for new samples for her leaf collection (yea I know it is completely lame but what is rarer in the dessert then life water and trees)

she saw a man, or what she thought was a man dressed in rainbow colored robes. When she asked Naruto who he was she found out it was Orochimaru and so she quickly got into battle stance and was rushing at him until Naruto grabbed her arm so she couldn't attack and told her a story about how, after he embraced his homosexuality he turned to the path of the housewife. He then gave Kabuto a full-on, totally sickening, sloppy, snaky gay kiss.

After Temari, Naruto, and some other obviously gay guy were done cringing for a minute they continued until they ran into Gaara and Kankuro.

"Damnit I told you two not to come spy on me." Temari yelled loudly.

"Don't flatter yourself we're here to stock up on Gaara's cookies & cream ice cream." Kankuro said smugly, while Gaara and Naruto were exchanging the jinchuriki handshake. (you see there is the Jinchuriki Anti-oppression Council of Ko-operation and Other Future Friends or J.A.C.K-O.F.F.)

"Yeah I was running low and if I didn't get my ice cream soon I might just go on a killing spree." Gaara decided to enter the conversation.

"Man that is totally understandable if I don't get ramen for longer than three days I go on a killing spree." Naruto spoke up. "You guys wanna join me and Temari for some shopping?"

"Finally she dumped that lame-ass shadow guy for a real man." Kankuro said to Gaara.

Naruto quickly said, "Nonono it's nothing like that he's in the hospital"

"Then I don't want to go shopping, and I hate false alarms." Gaara said as he slapped Kankuro for giving him false hope.

"I like this kid." Kyuubi acted up.

'You know he holds the Shukaku inside him?' Naruto asked him

"Why do you want me to hate everyone that isn't you?"

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After about two more hours of walking and talking with Naruto Temari found out that Rock lee had changed his name and was the village playboy. He now goes by the name Jick Magger and as a tribute to his old name, named the band the Rolling Rocks. Also Hinata and Chouji are dating and Tsunade is, in her off time, is a model for the ever popular "Icha Icha series". Kiba is now a recluse, that only watches anime and porn because his failure of a life. Three years ago, Shino was carried off by bugs and never heard from again. Strangely enough it wasn't all that different without him there.

Then Temari got a call from Shikamaru telling her that he had reservations at the fanciest place in konoha for two and that the meal was prepaid.

"Does this mean we have to get even more clothes?" Naruto whined.

"Straight up." Temari replied as a sadistic smile crept across her face while thinking about all the fun she was going to have dressing Naruto up in a penguin suit.

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Two Hours and 40 suits later

"Yes please come right this way." The cliché french host spoke as he seated Naruto. Temari wanted to stay behind for a little while to look just right.

Naruto was feeling horribly uncomfortable in his new black and orange tuxedo. (Why mess with a classic)

He then saw the most beautiful vision that had ever graced his eyes walk through the door and start to speak with the host. The woman was in a stunning white, knee-high kimono that sparkled. Her beautiful blonde hair was laid down and her piercing blue eyes seemed to shimmer in the dim light. And just for a moment he thought she was glowing. Then she started to move towards him, so he grabbed his spoon and started to check his teeth and hair, trying to look his best for this vision of beauty. Then the most miraculous thing happened her lips curved into a smile… at him.

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She looked upon the guy she would be dining with. The blonde boy had his hair done up in more spikes than usual. She didn't notice before, but his orange and black tux really made his muscled body seem like he was a god among men. She began to walk towards him and he started to make sure his hair had enough spikes in it and his teeth were perfect… all for her.

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"Hey Naruto, how do I look? I'll take your dumbstruck expression as good."

Then it hit him, the girl in front of him was Temari. He tried to get out some words but it sounded like he said, "memerphalashbul." This made the girl, that was now sitting across from him smile even more and reply, "You don't look half bad yourself."

After a few minutes of trying to get past her looks (which was very hard mind you) said, "Temari you look gorgeous."

So she retorted in her playful manner, "First yesterday after shiki-kuns incident, and now at the dinner that he paid for. You have to stop trying to hit on me." This statement made Naruto blush a scarlet that would put a ruby to shame. Temari then let out a small giggle thinking 'He sure is cute when he's embarrassed.' And that giggle made Naruto, if possible, blush even deeper.

After some idle chat and a delicious meal Naruto decided to take her to a place that was very special to him.

"Perfect timing." The blonde said as they climbed the last hill. She now saw why this place was so special to him. It was completely and utterly beautiful scene. There was a sparkling pond where the moon seemed to dance on the surface and in the far off distance she heard music, and the boy extended his hand and asked, "Would you like to dance?"

She put her hands around his well sculpted abs and Naruto put his hands on her hips. As he pulled her close she rested her head on his shoulder and he smelt something like a lilac. It was the most romantic moment of his life. Then they stopped and Temari looked deeply into the boys eyes and he into hers and they kissed deeply and passionately. Both their minds completely blank just focusing on how amazing the moment was neither noticing the figure in the shadows watching every second…

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Another chapter done quite a bit longer than the first. Was it just the heat of the moment or is love sprouting from an injury of a boyfriend? Who is the shady figure in the shadows, just an innocent onlooker? Hell no, find out next time. Review and I'll try to kick out another chapter a-sap but if you've already lost interest just leave it be. If I can get, let's say, 13 reviews I will continue the first chance I get. Again please be nice and if I continue I might up the rating. Lokli2 OUT