L2 here sorry for the long ass delay just last weekend was my birthday and some of my friends got drunk and I didn't get to sleep till really late and then I slept all day Sunday but here it is love and stomach cramps chapter six.
Kramer: I'm out there Lokli and I'm lovin every minute of it
Lokli: You still don't own Naruto
Kramer: Neither do you
Lokli: I can still dream though
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Eight and a half hours to save Naruto
"Ok who all do we have to help Naru-kun?" Temari asked
"I went down to ichiraku and found Kankurou, Ino, and Kiba." Hinata replied looking determined to save Naruto.
"Ok I went down to the jinchuriki association and found Gaara, and he's gonna bring the cat jinchuriki, and Baki." Temari said hoping that they had enough.
"Well I found Jiraiya, Kakashi, Asuma, Anko, Kurenai, Sasuke and surprisingly enough Shino." Chouji added.
"Where did you find all of them?" The pale-eyed girl questioned.
"You know the Adam and Eve shop?" Chouji said shyly as Temari and Hinata sweatdropped. "It turns out that the bugs dragged Shino there and when he got away he decided to step in there for a little while and he's been looking at porn ever since."
"Well we could be of some assistance." A woman's voice stated as everone turned around and saw Tsunade, Shizune, and Orochimaru.
"Well this should be easy enough." Temari stated finally.
"I damn well hope so, or else akatsuki is undefeatable." Tsunade stated boldly.
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The Akatsuki apartment
"Guys I'm home, yeah." Deidara said as he entered the room.
"Who are you yeah?"
"I'm Nara Shikamaru, the one that delivered to you the Kyuubi no Kitsune."
"Well you've seen our headquarters why are you not dead, yeah?"
"I've decided to become a full-time member." Shadow boy stated excitedly.
"K whatever. Itachi are you sure that you are ready for this, yeah?"
"Yeah I think I am."
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Seven hours left to save Naruto
"Everybody, from my information gathering I have learned that Nara Shikamaru has decided to leave Konoha and join Akatsuki." Jiraiya announced to the small crowd. "This will more than likely get extremely dangerous and will not be for the faint of heart. If you want to leave, do it now."
After a few people left that had no idea what was going on Jiraiya called out, "Now let's ride." And the entire group was gone in a flash.
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Right outside the cell of Naruto
"Shikamaru you know you don't want to do this!" Naruto yelled as loud as he could.
The shadow ninja just ignored the remark, quivering slightly. Little did anyone know the battle that was raging inside of Shikamaru right at that moment. 'I don't know about this I mean it wasn't like we were married or anything.'
But for every good thought there's a bad thought. 'This is more of a message than a punishment, people need to know not to mess with a Nara's girl!'
'It was just one girl, I'm sure that it will never happen again.'
'It's that kind of attitude that gave Naruto the opening to steal your girl. Besides what are you gonna do change your mind? You do that both us and Naruto die.'
'I know, I know just there has to be some way out of this hole…'
But the other voice chimed in, 'NO, no matter what I'm not going to let you back out of this. That two-timing backstabbing bastard must be made an example of!'
"Oi wussamatter recruit?" Itachi decided to ask after noticing the troubled look on his face.
"N-nothing I was just thinking."
"Well I hope you weren't planning on leaving so soon, because the only way out of Akatsuki is in a box."
"Yeah, I know."
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Two and a half hours left to save Naruto
Temari felt a familiar presence and then saw a pink haired kunoichi running out into the street.
"Where's everyone going?" She asked.
"Follow me and I'll tell ya." Temari replied, and the Sakura followed accordingly.
After ten minutes of recanting the story, Temari heard Sakura say, under her breath, "I didn't mean for it to go this far."
Stopping abruptly, "W- what did you say?" Temari asked Sakura.
"Ok you got me." The pink haired kunoichi replied with, tears in her eyes. "I set it all up. On the first day I poisoned Shikamaru's food. I meant for that food to go to Naruto. But seeing as to how my plan went faulty, I just had to tweak it. So, I suggested to Shikamaru that since Naruto was being so kind and taking you in, he should treat the two of you to a night on the town." She stated solemnly. 'How in the blue hell could it have turned out this way?' She asked herself in her mind.
Temari just looked at her, about to burst into tears. "why?" The suna girl whispered with water slowly sliding down her cheeks.
"I never thought that-"
"WHY DAMNIT!" The blonde girl screamed, while tears fell freely from her eyes.
"I wanted him for myself." She replied on the verge of crying herself.
"What?" Temari asked.
Now it was Sakura's turn to yell, "I WANTED HIM FOR MYSELF OK." Then, just as the other girl, tears rapidly fell from her eyes. "At first Naruto was supposed to be the one poisoned, like I said. Then I would nurse him back to health, then he would slowly start to have feelings for me, and things would progress from there. But it didn't work, so I had to make it seem as if Naruto were planning on stealing you away from him the whole time. After that he would get some friends, they would beat up Naruto, then I would be able to carry out my plan. But I never thought that it would turn out like this." Finally stated her head facing the ground.
Temari had to do everything it took so that she wouldn't lunge at the medic-nin, and beat her until she were only a bloody pulp. But right as she was about to jump at the girl she heard a familiar yell, "DAMNIT SHIKAMARU LET ME OUTTA HERE."
They were too close to slow down even a little.
They had to save Naruto, Temari's one and only true love.
They could not fail.
They would not fail.
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OMFG it was all Sakuras fault! Who would ever think that the cherry-blossom of Konoha could be so scheming? Me baby and I'm proud of it.
Now for the bad news, I think I'm going to end the story soon so please don't be sad. Know that your mommy and I still love you and this ending of the story is in no way your fault, but if enough people send me request I might try to do a sequel.
It may not seem long but this chapter was hard as hell to right (had to write it three times over to get it right), but I hoped that you would enjoy it. I know that it didn't have that lame, Lokli-esque humor to it, but I thought I had to make it serious. Now homies I can see whoever put me on their alert list and I am now calling you out to drop me some reviews. I beg of you. Now fonzee be with you, and if you haven't already chaeck out my other story, Dr.Feelgood. L2 OUT.