Title: Sake
Pairing: None.
Summary: Sake had never tasted so good.
AN: Just some mindless drabble about Tsunade. I think she's awesome x3. I hope you enjoy and review!

-------the stupid line thingie still isn't working T.T--------

Tsunade groaned as she looked out the window—at the crowd. Why did people have to remember such a bothersome thing? She knew she should celebrate… but how could she? The blonde Hokage rubbed her forehead when Shizune came barging in excitedly.

"Tsunade-sama!" she chirped cheerfully, tugging on the protesting Godaime's sleeve. "Come on, everybody already started celebrating! Naruto-kun threw a big party for you, you don't want to miss that, do you?" Tsunade raised a sceptical eyebrow at her, grabbed the only thing she could trust (a sake bottle) and went along with it: she wanted to get it over with.

It felt as if she was going to her own funeral—there was sad music playing in the back of her head and she just wanted to crawl into a coffin. Tsunade let herself being led to the party that was being held out in the open for her, courtesy of Uzumaki Naruto who had taken it upon himself to arrange it all.

It probably was just some sort of conspiracy to make a fool out of her.

She took another sip from her bottle when she walked out the door and heard the cheering—her eyes focused on a gigantic banner that was being held up by Naruto and Konohamaru.

"HAPPY SIXTIETH BIRTDAY OLD HAG!" they both shouted in unison, followed by excited cries from the rest of the crowd.

Sake had never tasted so good.