Summertime is finally here! I'll try to update every day, here's the 2nd chappie! Enjoy! Wildthing

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Bo and Luke both jogged out of the hotel after finding nothing.

"Luke, " Bo began, "I really am worried 'bout 'er. What if she's-" Luke turned sharply to him.

"She ain't. Don' think like that."

"Y'all sound like Uncle Jesse." Luke laughed.

"Whaddya think he told me every time y'all came home from dates late? Especially after what Paula Ann's daddy did to the pickup."

"Well if she hadn'-"

"This here's Enos callin' out to Bo and Luke, y'all come back." Luke snatched up the CB.

"Luke here, Enos, what ch' ya got?"

"I found Daisy over here at the Boar's Nest-" Bo whooped. "- But it ain' real pretty. Fellas, she's been tryin' to talk and nuthin's comin' out. Think she's got a busted leg, too. Y'all better get over here."

Luke stared over at Bo. "Well, what 'r we waitin' for?" Bo asked quickly, and jumped into the General.

"Hey, Stop! Y'all get back here!"

Both boys turned to the hotel to see a man wearing a thick flannel jacket and a mask tearing away from the hotel, clutching a sack to his chest. Johnny, the man who worked the front desk, ran out after him.

"Y'all get back here, you jackass!"

The man in the flannel leaped over the fence in the square, headed for the courthouse. He ran behind the building, and was lost in the bushes.

"Stop!" Johnny yelled again. Luke slid into the General, and they took off for the road behind the courthouse.

"Lost Sheep to Shepard, y'all there?" He called.

"I'm here boys, an I got Eno's message. I'm on my way out."

"We're gonna be a bit late- someone just robbed the Hazzard Hotel."

"Don't get too involved, an' don't get hurt. Get over here when y' can."

"Yessir." Luke put the CB down while Bo tore around the corner.

"D' y'all think Rosco's up yet?" He asked.

A police siren wailed behind them.

"Well, whad' ya think?" Luke asked.

Bo floored the gas.

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Jesse pulled his pickup to a stop by the idle squad car. He quickly got out and rushed to the back window. Enos climbed out.

"How she doin'?" Jesse asked.

"She's been tryin' to talk, Uncle Jesse, and nuthin's comin out." Jesse opened the door. "I wiped off the dried blood on her forehead."

"Hey, Daisy, baby. " He told her in a soft voice, stroking her cheek. She grinned up at him, then winced.

Bo and Luke? She mouthed

"They're gonna be a little late. Got held up in town." She gave him a slight nod. He gently caressed the line of dried blood on her forehead. "Y'all remember what happened last night?"

Bad fight. She mouthed. Jesse nodded, his eyes tracing the bruises on her neck.

"Y'all gonna be alright. Enos an' I 'll take ya to Doc, an' I'll tell Bo an' Luke to meet us there."

She gave another slight nod.

He kissed her cheek. "I'll be ridin' with ya." He turned to Enos. "We'll meet Bo an Luke at Tri- County. I'm ridin' with y'all."

"Yessir." Enos said, and slid into the driver's seat. Jesse sat himself in the back, and gently lifted Daisy's head into his lap.

"Y'all gonna be alright, baby." He told her again. Her hand found his, and gave it a squeeze.

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Rosco continued to hang just off the General's tail. Bo whipped around another corner, and Rosco followed.

"Any sign of that feller in the jacket, Luke?"

"Nah. But I don't see where the heck he coulda gone."

"Rosco's gonna try to pin us, right?"

"Nobody else is out, are they?"

"Why we runnin?"

"Huh?"

"He ain' go no evidence, right?"

"No, no he don't." Luke said in realization. "Stop the car."

Bo pulled the General to a stop. Rosco slid to a stop, flying past them and into a lamppost.

Both boys laughed as Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane and Flash the hound dog both got out of the car, Rosco ranting n and on about his front bumper. He walked over to the General.

"All right, you Dukes!" He yelled, "Outta the car." Bo and Luke exchanged glances, and slid out of the general.

"Rosco, y'all know we didn't do nuthin'." Bo said.

"Y'all call robbin' the Hazzard Hotel nuthin'?" Rosco snapped back.

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Jimmie yanked off the mask as he entered the courthouse. Jeff met him in the lobby.

"Y'all got the money?" Jeff asked.

"No, I've got the Hazzard phone book stuck under my jacket, asshole."

"But I thought y'all went in to get the money."

"I DID, you imbecile."

"Oh, okay."

"Now, c'mon, Let's go see the boss." The duo entered an office.

"Boys, boys," J. D. Hogg began when the two entered, "I hope last night went well…"

"Yeah, yeah we trashed the place." Jimmie began.

"Gonna get a good insurance payoff, right?" Boss asked, nodded.

"Yep. And we get forty percent." Jeff said.

"Thirty." Boss snapped.

"Thirty- five." Jimmie snapped back.

"Done." Boss replied. Now, was anybody hurt? If anyone's hurt, I'm gonna have to split the payoff with 'em. "

"Nah, we pretty much trashed the place ourselves," Jimmie said. "The barmaid got a little too involved."

"Daisy Duke! Boss yelled. "Oh, lord, them Dukes …" Boss shook his head.

"I threw a table on 'er an' she wasn' any problem after that." Jeff said.

"You THREW A TABLE ON HER!" Boss yelled. "I specifically told ya to NOT GET NO ONE HURT!"

"Yeah but-"

"NO BUTS!"

"Well, we got ourselves some cash to get outta here, y'all know where to call us in Atlanta." Boss turned.

"Where did you get the cash to get out of here?"

"Just robbed the Hazzard Hotel." Jeff said.

"YOU IDIOTS!" Boss yelled. "DO you realize just how much trouble y'all 've gotten yourselves into?"

"Well, there was that orange stock car that peeled around after I ran off."

Boss whirled back around. "Did you say orange stock car… with an '01' on the side and a confederate flag on the roof?"

"Yeah… two hicks, but I only saw one when I ran out." Boss grinned.

"The Duke boys! We got 'em, we got 'em!"

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"Rocso, we didn't rob no hotel." Luke said.

"I got me a witness! Johnny said that he saw a feller in a jacket and a mask run out and behind the courthouse. Then he saw Luke climb into the General Lee and peel off behind the courthouse. Now I'm standin' behind the courthouse an' I see two Dukes. Now y'all's are under arrest."

"Rosco, where d'y think we'd put the mask?" Bo asked.

"And the money." Luke said.

"In the General Lee, a course."

"Why do y' think we'd a stopped when y'all started chasin' us?" Rosco had to think a moment.

"T' throw me off. Now c'mon, y'all's comin' with me."

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