Naruto: Yeah!
Ryoko: Krackatowa!
Guy: GET KRUNK AND GET DRUNK!
Everyone: (Stops dancing and looks at Guy like, '...The hell?')
Guy: Uhhh...Bye! (scurries off)
xTMEx: Erm...What was that?
Lee: (Runs in) Has anyone seen a guy with freaky deaky eyebrows like me and is wearing a-
Ryoko: (Points in the direction Guy went) He went that way...Again.
Lee: Thank you! (scurries off)
xTMEx: ...AWKWARD!!! Here's our disclaimer goodness!
Disclaimer: xXxTickleMeEmoxXx doesn't own Naruto or Inuyasha, but she does own Kiyone and Stephano Hungary owns Ryoko Waizu and Hakari.
xTMEx: ON TO THE SHOW...AGAIN!
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- Chapter 2: New Friends, New Rivals, and Supposed Transvestites -
Ryoko pushed open the gates to Konoha, and when fully open, Inuyasha and Kiyone's jaw's immediately fell.
"Welcome to Konoha!" Ryoko said happily.
"Holy...This place is awesome!" Kiyone yelled, throwing her arms in the air. Inuyasha knelt down and started sniffing the ground like mad.
"Errrmm...What's he doing...?" Ryoko asked.
"You'll see." Kiyone replied. Suddenly, Inuyasha stood up straight and pointed in a certain direction.
"The ramen is that-a way!" He announced.
"Oh, he's good." Ryoko commented.
After doing a little sight-seeing, the four made it to the Ichiraku Ramen Bar. Inuyasha and Kiyone rushed to the chairs and sat down, signaling the chef.
"Yo! Gimme some Shoyu Ramen, over here!" Inuyasha yelled eagerly.
"Shio Ramen!" Kiyone said.
"Uhhh...I'll just have some Miso." Ryoko said.
"Shoyu ramen's better!" Inuyasha boasted.
"What? No it isn't! Shio ramen is healthier than that kind!" Kiyone retorted.
"Well at least it tastes better than that crap!" Inuyasha argued.
"I don't care about your ramen! I only care about MY ramen!" Kiyone spat.
'Oh boy...This is going to be a long day.' Ryoko thought as she shook her head.
Inuyasha and Kiyone continued to argue to no end when a blonde haired boy in a orange jumpsuit walked up and sat in the chair beside Inuyasha. He ordered a bowl of ramen and the chef handed him one as he gave everyone else theirs.
"Hey, -slurp- I've never seen you guys -slurp- before." He said.
"Hmm?" Kiyone said, a bunch of noodles hanging from her mouth.
"Oh, I almost forgot! I'm Naruto Uzumaki! Who are you guys?" Naruto asked.
"I'm Kiyone, that's Ryoko, and this is Inuyasha." Kiyone said before stuffing more noodles in her mouth.
"Shup, Narutho." Inuyasha said with his mouth full.
"Hey, can I ask you guys something?" Naruto said.
"Yeah, what is it?" Inuyasha said while ordering more ramen.
"Why do you guys have dog ears? Are they real?" Inuyasha's eye started twitching as Naruto asked.
'God, is EVERYBODY going to freakin' ask us about that?' He thought.
"Uhhh...I-It's a jutsu they created! Right guys?" Ryoko said nervously.
"Huh? O-Oh, yeah it is."
"So, are they real or not?" Naruto asked. Kiyone got up with a sigh and sat back down beside Naruto.
"If you want to know so bad, then just tug at them. Not too hard though." She said. Naruto pulled at them for about 10 minutes before Kiyone swatted his hands away.
"Hey, hey, hey, okay that's enough!"
"That's pretty cool, guys. What does your jutsu let you do?" He asked.
"Ummm...It amplifies all of your senses a lot, you get the ears for better hearing, you grow fangs and claws, and you can jump prrrrretty high." Inuyasha said. Kiyone gasped.
"I'm astonished that you could use such big words Inuyasha." She said mockingly.
"Oh, shut up." He said as Kiyone childishly stuck her tongue out at him.
"Wow, that sounds like Kiba's jutsu." Naruto commented.
"Hey, Inuyasha, you wanna have an eating contest?" Kiyone asked.
"Sure, I can beat you any day." He replied.
"Ok. How about we make this interesting? If I win, you have to hit on Sango when we get back."
"And if you lose?"
"I have to hit on Miroku." Kiyone said.
"Ha! Just make sure he doesn't grab your ass after you tell him he's hot!" Inuyasha taunted.
"Psh, you're kidding, right? I'm not about to lose to you." They both ordered a super-sized bowl and got ready to eat, chopsticks and all.
"Ready...? GO!" Ryoko yelled. The two started eating as much as they could stuff into their mouths. After a few minutes, Inuyasha started to slow down but kept eating, while Kiyone was still going. Eventually, Inuyasha fell off of his chair, thus forfeiting the contest to Kiyone.
"Oh yeah! I won! Who's the best now, Inuyasha?...Inuyasha?" Inuyasha had a dazed look and his eyes were little swirls.
"Too...much...to eat! Ugh..."
"Erm...Inuyasha? Inuyasha wake up! Agh..."
"Well guys, I've got to go somewhere, so I hope we see each other around town soon. It was nice meeting you!" Naruto said as he ran off towards the bridge.
"Let's go to the mall, Kiyone. If you guys are going to fit in, you need some new clothes." Ryoko said.
"Eh...Ok." So, they drrrrrraaaaaggggeeeeddd Inuyasha all the way to the Konoha Mall to buy some new duds.
When Ryoko opened the doors going into the mall, Kiyone looked flabbergasted, (A/N- Big word!) and Inuyasha finally woke up, only to scream like a girl and faint once more.
"Good lord, the man fainted again!" Ryoko shouted. Kiyone sighed and shook her head.
"Men. You can't ever live with 'em, or understand what the hell is going on in their tiny little brains." She said.
"Ain't that the truth." Ryoko agreed.
They walked into a store and looked at a bunch of clothes when an evil smile appeared on Ryoko's face.
"Hey, Kiyone, let's dress him up." Ryoko said.
"Oh yeah..." Kiyone said evilly. So that's just what they did, and when they were done, Inuyasha looked like some alien -cough- princess -cough cough- Neji -cough- with a lot of make-up on.
"Doesn't he look adorable?" Ryoko squealed as she put a squiggly headband thing on his head. Hakari just looked plain disgusted. Kiyone all of a sudden busted out laughing at Inuyasha.
"He looks ridiculous!" She choked out. "Just wait 'till he wakes up!"
And right on cue Sleeping Beauty woke up, and Ryoko happened to have a mirror, so she put it up to his face.
"Hey Kiyone, who's the sexy lady in the mirror?" He asked. Kiyone's drew back and her eye started twitching. Ryoko giggled.
"It's you Inuyasha. You're the 'sexy lady in the mirror'!" Ryoko shouted.
"OH MY GOD, I JUST CALLED MYSELF A SEXY LADY?"
"You betcha!"
"Well, I do look damn sexy if I do say so myself." He said, taking the mirror and inspecting his face.
"Oh dear God...WHAT HAVE WE DONE, RYOKO?" Kiyone shouted, shaking her violently by the shoulders.
"Kiyo, help me get this stuff off my face!" Inuyasha yelled.
After Inuyasha's face was finally clean, he started looking for a new shirt.
"Hmmmm...No...Nope...Ha, definitely no...Hey, this one looks pretty cool." He said as he pulled a jacket off the rack.
"Hey, how the heck do I figure out what the price is? I guess I'll ask one of the people working here." Inuyasha spotted a girl with long brown hair that was tied at the bottom with bandages on her right arm and leg, and she was talking to another girl with brown buns and a pink shirt. He went over to her and tapped her on the shoulder with the shirt in hand.
"Excuse me, miss?" The girl with buns looked at Inuyasha weird.
"Uhh...Neji?"
The girl turned around with an angry look on her face.
"I'm a guy." Neji said darkly.
"Oh! Sorry." Inuyasha said. Kiyone came up behind him and put her hand on his shoulder.
"Nice going, smart one!" She hissed.
"I coulda sworn you were a girl from behind." He apologized.
"Speak for yourself..." Neji muttered.
"SAY WHAT NOW? You know very well I can kick your ass, short stuff!" Inuyasha yelled.
"Inuyasha, we don't have time for that! Come back over here and behave for once!" Kiyone scolded.
"Grrrr...Fine."
Ryoko helped the two choose some clothes, and that took a pretty long while, since they weren't being very cooperative...
Inuyasha was wearing a black jacket with 3 slashes going across the back, and a fishnet shirt underneath. (A/N - You know, like the slashes on the 'I' and 'Y' in the Inuyasha logo.) He's also wearing black shorts like Sasuke's but a little longer. For the shoes, Ryoko bought him some black sandals.
For Kiyone's outfit, she's wearing a low-cut gray jacket with the collar up that goes into fishnets that wrap around her middle fingers. She also wears a charcoal gray skirt where the sides split from mid-thigh all the way down, but also some shorts like Sakura's. Last but not least, knee-high boots that lace up from the bottom.
"Looking good guys! Alright, let's get outta here." Ryoko said after she paid for the stuff. As they were passing by Neji, Tenten, and Lee, Inuyasha stopped for a second.
"-cough cough- Transvestite. -cough cough-"
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?" Neji yelled. Inuyasha was already half way out the door, snickering.
"Do you realize that he just called you a transvestite?" Lee asked.
"I know he did, and I'M GONNA KILL HIM!" Tenten and Lee were holding Neji back from running out the door and trying to kill Inuyasha.
"Ne-Neji! NEJI! Calm down! Calm down. Lee, use the tranquilizer!" Tenten said. Lee shot Neji in the neck with a tranquilizer gun, and immediately, Neji fell to the ground.
"I like lemons and waffles..." He said, dazed.
Ryoko took them around the village once more when they came across the sounds of two people arguing.
"Hey, I wonder who's arguing so loudly." Inuyasha wondered.
"Well, let's go see!" Ryoko said as she ran across the bridge.
Naruto and and a boy about his age with black hair were fighting when Kiyone, Inuyasha, Ryoko, and Hakari crossed the bridge.
"Hey, Ryoko, who's that guy fighting Naruto? He's kinda cute." Kiyone asked. Inuyasha crossed his arms and growled a little, but Kiyone didn't pay any mind to it.
"Weeeeelllllll...I'm gonna have to tell you next chapter because xXxTickleMeEmoxXx is gonna leave you on a hangover, I mean, cliffhanger right now!"
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xTMEx: Much love to everybody! Read and Review or face the wrath of my CLOSET OF DOOOOOM!
(Readers can hear screams of help from Inuyasha, Sasuke, Gaara, Itachi, Ryuho, Ichigo, and Abel from inside Kiyo's closet)
xTMEx: SILENCE HUMANS!
Inuyasha and Abel: (muffled) But we're not human!
xTMEx: I DON'T CARE! YOU ALL ARE MY BISHIE SLAVES AND YOU SHALL OBEY MY EVERY COMMAND!
(Everyone can hear whimpers coming from inside the closet)
xTMEx: Good boys. See? Now you know what will happen to you if you don't R&R. Mwahahahahahaha...Lotsa love to Toshi, Stephano and my readers!