Black Rap
This is the one thing that WILL get Square-Enix sued for life. If any Square-Enix representatives are reading this, you might want to take this idea off your drawing board.
Disclaimer: No.
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"Riku! What the hell is that?" Riku stopped fighting the soldier heartless to look at what Sora was talking about. He didn't see anything, but he heard something loud and clear.
"Shit, tired of gettin shot at
Tired of gettin chased by the police and arrested
Niggaz need a spot where WE can kick it
A spot where WE belong, that's just for us
Niggaz ain't gotta get all dressed up and be Hollywood
Y'knahmean? Where do niggaz go when we die?
Ain't no heaven for a thug nigga
That's why we go to thug mansion
That's the only place where thugs get in free and you gotta be a G
... at thug mansion"
And a small heartless, the ones that just annoy the crap out of you with spells, came up. It was all black. Riku's knees suddenly felt rather weak.
"Riku?" Sora's voice squeaked.
"Yes Sora?" Riku voice replied in an equally scared tone.
"I just saw my life flash before my eyes."
"As did I, Sora." The music was coming closer.
"You know what I think Riku?"
"We're getting sued?"
"Definitely."
"Sora?" The music was just a few feet away now…
"Yes Riku?"
"Do you think that beating that heartless might be bad, because we're kind of like police officers? How we beat up the black heartless and send them somewhere like prison?"
"I think so…"
"And did you ever wonder about the heartless in general? How they're these black things that take pleasure in terrorizing stuff?"
"Riku…"
"Yes?"
"You're not helping…"
"Oh. Sorry."
"Whazzup homiez?"
Riku and Sora stiffened and turned around ridiculously slow and faced the small black heartless.
"U-uhm, yes sir?" Sora squeaked. The heartless glanced at him from under his dark glasses.
"Check it. I heard that you two been harassin' mah homeboyz. Whacha gots to say to that, dawg?" The heartless drawled. Riku and Sora looked at each other and then turned back to the heartless.
"Um, could you please repeat that?" Riku asked. The heartless sighed.
"No one eva' be understandin' whut I be sayin'." The heartless grumbled.
"What type of heartless are you anyway?" Riku asked, afraid of the answer. Sora gave him a look that clearly said 'Dude… Are you crazy!'
"Yo, I be called Black Rap, fo' real dawg." The heartless exclaimed proudly. Riku looked at Sora for a moment and got on his knees while grabbing Sora's hand.
"Riku…! This is not the time!" Sora hissed as the Black Rap checked to see if it was still packing heat.
"I love you Sora." Riku said. Sora rolled his eyes.
"Duh, you dumbass! I've always known this! But, why are you just now telling me?" Sora asked. Riku looked up.
"Because, I'm afraid that by the end of this, we'll be sued to the point of nonexistence. So, I want to tell you now before something happens." Riku explained. Sora smiled and the Black Rap cleared its throat.
"Yo dawgs, check it, I ain't got no magical powers an' crap like dem' otha' heartless, but I gots my gat, and you two might wanna run cause I'mma bust a cap up yo asses for beatin' up all my homeboyz." Black Rap said, pulling a convenient gun from the waistband of it's jeans under the cloak/dress thingy.
"Right, do you feel like running?" Sora asked Riku calmly.
"Before, no. Now I can't think of anything better." Riku responded just as calm.
They then took off running into the night, Black Rap following them, and shot rang out through the entire area.
The End
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I think I'm gonna be equally sued by the end of this. The rap song that was used is called 'Thug Mansion' by Tupac. Hey, I like him. I hope you enjoyed.