Hello whoever is reading this. I would like to start this off by saying thank you to those who've been favoring/following my stories. It's pretty cool knowing that some of you like them. Also, these one-shots already have over one hundred views. That's… Very cool. Thank you. By the way, I am thinking about putting up another FNAF story but I'm nervous because it's actually a mini crossover but nothing major. Just a 'What if these two characters ever meet' scenario. I actually finished re-writing it. I just need the courage to put it up here.

Feel free to skip the next paragraph below but I haven't decided if it should be with every chapter or not. I don't want to be told that I need to 'specify' who my own friends are when I've mentioned who I've been writing in the first three chapters. … Maybe I'll leave it here until the sixth chapter. But if you guys tell me to specify in future chapters I'm going to haunt you and force you to read it in the other chapters.

Anyway, please keep in mind that these are mostly about the Toy Animatronics (and myself) but I'm going to refer to my friends as Freddy, Bonnie and Chica because writing 'Toy' before every name gets very repetitive. If I ever decide to write the 'OG' Animatronics I will simply mention it before every story. But no matter who I decide to write, everyone is considered friends/siblings and nothing more. Also, please be nice or I'll haunt you. I literally re-wrote these just for this site as well as the other one-shots after this.

Disclaimer: All FNAF characters belong to Scott Cawthon.

Summary: Just a bunch of random one-shots about the Toy Animatronics and RXQ (Who's referred to as Shab). Maybe someday I'll write the 'OG' Animatronics as well. Hope you enjoy.

"Bonnie, Chica where's my hat and microphone?!" Freddy asked annoyed.

"How should we know?!" Chica said annoyed as well. "We were here the whole time!"

"Yeah, how 'bout you tell us where Carl and Guitary are?!" Bonnie demanded.

"How should I know?! I was in the Parts And Service Room!" Freddy told them.

"A likely story!"

The three of them began arguing while Shab just watched from a distance.

"It was me. I hid everything because it was getting too chummy around here." He said to no one in particular. "I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick."

"Shab…"

The shadow turned around.

"Who are you talking to?" Henry asked confused.

"… Myself."

I lied. I was talking to you guys. I know about all of you and the fourth wall. Anyway, like I said in the last chapter, sometimes I'll just float by and watch my friends bicker. But when I'm bored I'll sometimes cause some chaos because why not. Also, I'm starting a petition to get my name added in the FNAF character list. Sign it or I'll steal your shoes. Anyway, what did you think? Please be nice with the reviews and critique.