Scene: The Woods
Situation: Edward encounters Jacob in the woods
Edward encounters a very bloodthirsty werewolf in the woods.
Unable to hold in his pee, the selfish werewolf urientates all over
Edward's shoes. Angry, Edward participates in a wrestling match
with the werewolf. Little does he know the werewolf is really his archenemy,
Jacob Black. Just as when he is about to give into death, Jacob transform back
into a normal human being. "Hello, Bella's husband" Jacob addresses Edward.
"Jacob, what the hell?" a very confused Edward yells shaking the ground underneath
his feet. "What do you want from me?" curious, Jacob asks getting straight down to
business. "I want nothing from you today. I would appriecate it if you would leave me
alone" Edward demands. "Victoria has kidnapped your twin daughters and you are searching
for her" Jacob concludes from reading Edward's mind. "That is correct, wolf boy" impressed, Edward
applauds Jacob. "You should let me help you find Victoria. I know where Victoria might be right now" Jacob
pleads. "Alright, Jacob" a very agigtated Edward sighs hoping Jacob would be quiet. Right on cue, queen
Victoria appears before the two men carrying Angel and Destiny in her arms.