Identity Crissis

Our story takes place in the town of Midgar. A nice little cozy town that has no real problems what so ever. Except for the little things like teen drinking, teen sex, and ... well anything you can imagine is caused by teenagers in this damned coughs i mean nice city. And actually that is where our story begins. Teen problems.

Cloud and Aerith were laying down together on a grassy hill on the outer edge of Midgar talkig about what they wanted to do with their lives.

"Aerith." said Cloud

she looked over at him. "Yes?"

"I haven't been very truthful to you lately." he said staring into the cloudless sky.

"What do you mean?" she replied.

"I am not who you think i am."

"You silly i know who you are...you're Cloud." said Aerith smiling.

"Damn it woman i'm not Cloud!" the spikey haired man yelled.

"Cloud you're scaring me."

Suddenly Cloud jumped up and ran to the coveniantly placed port-a-potty beside them.

A few moments past and Cloud bust open the toilet's doors totally different. He had a long sword with a black over coat and a wig with very long girly looking hair.

"It is I" he screamed. "Sephiroth!"

"My God!" said Aerith laughing histerically. "Cloud what do you have on?"

He jus looked at her confused for a monment.

"Why are you not scared?" he asked. "Im Sephiroth!"

"Scared?" said Aerith laughing again. "Cloud you look like your going to a gay strip club."

"Cloud?" he wispered. "There is not a cloud in the sky, who or what is this cloud?"

"YOU ARE CLOUD!" screamed the brown haird girl.

"Damn are you a fucking retard?" he shot back "I am Sephiroth!"

"Listen you are Cloud Strife." she replied.

"So your Cloud and im who?"

"God help!" she said "No you are Cloud and im Aerith."

"Okay okay i got it now... Im Aerith your a cloud and Sephiroth is a gay stripper."

"You just don't get it do you?" said Aerith cocking her head.

"Would you like to listen to some music?" Cloud said.

"Do what?"

"Whould you like to listen to some music Evey?" Cloud said again.

"Who is Evey?" asked Aerith.

"Nevermind, now lets get onto my awsome bad ass harley davison and go to my secret magic cave." he said

"Okay..." she said looking very confused. "lets go Cloud."

Sephiroth/Cloud clentched his teeth and strained not to kill her right then and there and faked a smile.

The two of them rode all across the countryside for no reason at all until he finally found his secret "magic" grotto.

"GET OUT!" he barked as they finally arrived.

They walked into a small cave which opened up into a huge grotto with a small pond and with a small pond with white tall trees around the bank.

"It's beutiful" whispered Aerith. "But how is it magic?"

"Well that's simple" answered Sephiroth. "well you see ah...when you look into the water you can see yourself."

He bent down into the shimmering water and looked at his reflection.

"See i can see myself, whoo magic!"

"You mean you see your relflection?"

"Witch how do you know about my magic!"

"It's not magic Cloud!" she spat.

"Look a monkey!" yelled Sephiroth pointing to the wall.

"Ah where?" Aerith asked.

Suddenly Cloud jumped in the air and slamed his sword into Aerith's back. She just stood there for a moment with the katana jutting from her back. And as she fell Cloud shouted...

"It's Sephiroth Bitch!"

Aerith slowly fell into the water.

Cloud then kicked her to make sure she was dead. Then he bent down over her and looked aroud the grotto to make sure nobody was watching. He began to strip her clothes off and when he was done he took his clothes off and put Aerith's clothes on himself.

"Now onto Edge." he thought.

Cloud skipped slowly out of the cave and began to sing "One Winged Angel"...well his version.

"A song, flick a weed, feel me up eat my soap Sephiroth!"

And he rode off into the sunset to the city of EDGE. Ribbons and all.

Authors note: now you know how Fucked up Cloud really is.