Reagan and Ryley's Random Adventure
On couch
Ryley: Hey...Reagan...
Reagan: What?
Ryley: I got some cool arse video footage...wanna watch it with me?
Reagan: catious look What's it about?
Ryley: mumbles Snape
Reagan: glares WHY WOULD I WANT TO WATCH SNAPE!
Ryley: BUT REAGAN! It's supposed to be SUPER FUNNY!
Reagan: sighs FINE!
Ryley: grins victoriously and puts in DVD
Video footage
Snape: comes into view...he glares at something in the shadows What do YOU want!
Thing in shadows: whines at Snape
Snape: sighs and mutters under breath while walking away Retard needs to be put out of his misery.
Thing in shadows: growls and tackles Snape!
Snape: screams like a girl! LUPIN! YOU WHORE! GET OFF! tries to push Lupin off
Lupin: RAWR RAWR meow RAWR! gnaws on Snape's shoulder
Potter: walks into view with Weasley and Granger...gives Lupin an odd look Erm...Professor Lupin? Are you all right?
Granger: It must be the full moon.
Weasley: cocks head Is...is he CHEWING on SNAPE! falls down laughing
Snape: trying to push Lupin off...still
Lupin: finally gets bored, licks Snape's face and runs down hallway...in nothing but pants
Snape: I think I'm scarred for life.
Potter: stutters He...he didn't have pants on!
Granger: oogles Lupin
On couch
Ryley: blinks rapidly Lupin didn't have pants on...he was gnawing on Snape! cracks up laughing
Reagan: falls off couch laughing THAT WAS FREAKING HILARIOUS! GOOD STUFF! GOOD STUFF!
Ben: hears laughter and comes into room...eating ice cream What are you two laughing at?
Ryley: shifty eyes Nothing...right Reagan...
Reagan: Totally. sits back on couch That was classic Ryley, just classic.
Ben: whines TELL ME!
Ryley: throws shoe at Ben
Reagan: It involves Snape...and RYLEY got it. Are you SURE you wanna see it?
Ben: wide eyes UMM...NEVERMIND! runs from room
Ryley: cracks up That was great...wanna watch it again?
Reagan: HECK YES!