After watching the movie about 3 more times, Reagan gets up
Reagan: Want some popcorn while I'm up?
Ryley: rewinding video Yes I do!
Reagan: walks into kitchen Got it boss.
Ryley: salutes and plays video
Ben: walks in drooling over Kikyo picture
Ryley: pauses tape What?
Ben: I'm hungry...
Ryley: There's a kitchen and...gasp there's food.
Ben: mumbling, walks into kitchen
Ryley: Now maybe I can watch without being int-
Ben: screams like a girl
Ryley: throws remote down NOW WHAT!
Ben: from kitchen NO! USE WATER!
Reagan: from kitchen You're not being helpful!
Ben: from kitchen No! You can use WATER to put out fire.
Ryley: runs to kitchen FIRE!
In kitchen, which is filled with smoke...and the microwave is on fire
Ryley: tear It's beautiful...
Reagan: frustrated Ryley...there's a squirrel outside.
Ryley: runs outside SQUIRRELS! RAWR!
Reagan: to Ben Now while she's out there looking for a squirrel, keep her out there.
Ben: shudders She'll beat the crap outta me!
Reagan: thinks for a minute I'm willing to risk it! continues to put out fire
Outside
Ryley: runs around tree Mister Squirrally come to Auntie Ryley! I just wanna be your friend!
Squirrel: flicks Ryley off
Ryley: IT'S ON MOFO! tries to climb up tree, slides back down
Ben: sitting on porch, watching...obviously nervous She's gonna hurt me...she's gonna hurt me...
Ryley: bored with squirrel, and looks at Ben
Ben: doesn't notice Ryley, takes out Kikyo picture and drools more...
Ryley: mad, stomps over to Ben and looks at picture AHH! MY EYES! MY YOUNG PURE MIND! covers eyes AHHH! takes picture and runs inside
Ben: NO! NO! NO! GIVE IT BACK! RYLEY!
Ryley: runs inside into kitchen to Reagan, who put out the fire and cleared the smoke LOOKIE! LOOKIE! hands Reagan the picture
Reagan: examines picture of naked Kikyo Ben's?
Ryley: nods
Reagan: hands Ryley picture back I saw it coming.
Inside once again
Ben: NO! I need that picture! That's my happiness!
Ryley: rips up picture
Ben: drops to knees, arms in air NOOOOO!
Reagan: walks over to window and struggles, but gets it open I don't think cooking is my strong point.
Ryley: What was your first clue?
Ben: in fetal position I need Kikyo...need...yes need...
Ryley: kicks Ben Kikyo lover...
Reagan: opens another window Hey why is Cody coming here?
Ben: CODY! CODY! runs outside CODY!
Ryley: chasing Ben WAIT BEN! I WANT TO KICK YOU!
Reagan: Wow. He cures fast.
Cody: coming inside Yeah so...that's why I came over.
Cody walks in, Ben behind Cody and Ryley behind Ben...continueing to kick him
Ryley: HA-YAH!
Ben: STOP!
Ryley: I like chicken.
Ben: growls and walks away
Reagan: He has a printer in his room...and the internet.
Cody: Did he get a naked Kikyo picture?
Ryley & Reagan: Yep.
Cody: shakes head I saw it coming.
Ryley: gasp He could have a stash...a whole box of 'em!
Reagan: cleaning up kitchen Yeah, we figured that.
Ryley: LETS RAID BEN'S ROOM TONIGHT!
Cody: whispering to Reagan I think she's lost it.
Ryler: running around in circles PANTY RAID!
Reagan: whispers back to Cody Can't loose what you never had.