Author's Note ;; THIS IS CRACK. Don't take it seriously. OOC. Yeah, it's meant to be like that. Don't like it, don't read it. That easy. Sorry, kids, no Uchihacest in this one. XD For those who don't know, Mikoto is Sasuke & Itachi's deceased mother, and Fugaku is their deceased father. M'kay. (:
Disclaimer ;; Don't own. Yay, are you happy?
RING RING RIIIIIIIIIIING!
"Mmmm…" 13-year-oldUchiha Itachi rose drowsily from his comfortable slumber. His alarm clock blared incessantly next to him.
The Sharingan wielder slapped his hand on the alarm clock. Opening his eyes, he froze. There was something on his fingernails. Something bright pink and sparkly. Rubbing his eyes, he blinked and examined his fingernails.
Could… could this be… nail polish? He thought, gasping in horror. Oh god, why the hell am I wearing nail polish? His thoughts quickly turned to his otouto, Sasuke "Must've been his idea of a joke," the older Uchiha growled, flinging off his covers and getting out of bed. That's when he realized he was wearing something that he had not put on before he went to bed.
"What… what the fuck is this?" he screamed out loud, staring at his clothing in horror. His blue pajamas had been replaced with a frilly pink nightgown, complete with faux fur trim and lace.
"Nii-san…" Itachi's 8-year-old brother entered the room sleepily. "What's wrong, brother?"
"You… you…!" Itachi lunged at Sasuke with a furious scream. "WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?"
"N…n…nothing!" Sasuke squeaked in terror, eyes wide and staring at Itachi's ensemble as his older brother tackled him and pinned him to the ground.
"What the…?" Itachi felt something soft between his chest and Sasuke's tiny body. "Oh god…"
Sitting up, Itachi felt his chest. Something soft… BREASTS? That was definitely not his. Screaming, Itachi ran out of the room, abandoning a clueless Sasuke sitting on the floor in shock.
"MOM!"
"What is it, anada?"
"DON'T CALL ME DARLING! WHERE ARE YOU?"
"In the kitchen," Mikoto Uchiha called.
Moments later, an infuriated Itachi burst into the kitchen. "LOOK AT ME! WHAT HAPPENED?"
His mother smiled. "Just an experiment."
"Experiment? WHAT EXPERIMENT?" he roared, ripping the nightgown, two water balloons dropping from his chest area and to the floor.
The father of the two Uchiha boys snickered. "Look at you? I'm looking! Haha, what the hell happened to you? Did anyone else get hurt in that accident?" Fugaku laughed at his own joke.
"SHUT UP, DAD!" Itachi screamed. He turned to his mother. "What experiment?" Itachi growled again, glaring at his parental units.
"Well, your aunt and I decided it would be fun just to see what would happen if you woke up as a girl. After all, lots of our relatives thought you were one." She gigged.
Furious, the older Uchiha brother was still busily trying to rid himself of various ribbons in his hair, clip-on earrings, necklaces, bracelets, and much to his horror, makeup.
"I FUCKING HATE YOU!" he screamed, throwing all the feminine accessories and clothing on the floor and storming out of the room in his underwear.
"Teenagers," Fugaku sighed, shaking his head.
Meanwhile, Itachi had managed to wash all the blush, eyeliner, and mascara off his face. "I hate them," he muttered to himself. "I hate mom and auntie for dressing me up as a girl, I hate dad for laughing, and I hate all my relatives for thinking I'm a female."
Uchiha Itachi began plotting his revenge.
A homicide of sorts.
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Author's Note ;; Hehe, I had lots of fun writing this. XD Certainly not my best work, and I don't usually post fics with poor quality like this one, but I decided to post it anyway because of a friend. Review, flame, whatever, I don't care. I know it sucked, so if you're flaming, tell me something I don't know.
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