KiraraSoldier- poor Mustang-san… will he do it? Read to find out
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"No freaking way, Fullmetal!" Mustang yelled angrily.
"Too bad, chief!" Havoc told him. "You picked dare, so now you have to do it!" Ed started up the stairs.
"I'll be right back!" He told everyone, walking into Winry's room. The crowd all looked at each other with puzzled expressions. When Ed came back down, he had a dress in his hand, Winry's dress. Winry grabbed her wrench and hit him in the head.
"DID YOU GET THAT OUT OF MY ROOM?" She yelled angrily.
"Uh…no?" Ed told her. She hit him again.
"Well, at least now Roy has a dress. Go change!" Havoc said, with his camera out. "I can't wait to get pictures!"
Mustang snapped and the camera burst into flames. "Take one picture, and you'll be the camera next time!" He yelled as he walked into the bathroom to change.
All of a sudden, Hughes, as an angel, ((A/N Spoiler. Ignore the next text if you don't want to read it- Hughes died a while ago))
((A/N- Ok, the spoiler is over, people))
Hughes, as an angel, appeared out of nowhere, holding a camera. He held it out to Havoc. "Here!" Hughes said, shoving the camera into his hands. "Use this, and this!" He said, handing Havoc some eyeliner, eye shadow, and all kinds of make up. "Put it on Roy for me, ok?" Hughes then disappeared again.
Everyone just blinked and stared at the spot Hughes had been.
Roy walked out of the bathroom. ((IN A DRESS!)) Everyone immediately started laughing when they saw him. Ed started shoving him out the door.
"Ok, now we have to put on make up!" Havoc told him, grinning evilly.
"Wait a- where did you get that?" Mustang asked him.
"Oh, nowhere! Heheh"
"NO!" Poor Roy yelled. "GET AWAY!" Riza Hawkeye put her gun up to his head.
"Be still." She told him. "Move, and your head comes off"
"Yes Ma'am"
That shut Mustang up. He sat down and sighed as they out the make up on him. 'Why me?' He wondered. 'The author is evil!'
((A/N Yes, I know! Muahaha!)
When they were done, the whole group shoved him outside. Ashiku set her watch for 10 minutes and Roy walked to the middle of the dirt road.
"Too bad there aren't many cars around here…" Edward muttered to Ashiku. "They could squish him"
Ashiku laughed. "That's evil, Ed!"
Havoc started happily snapping pictures away. "I'm going to post these all over the office when we go back East! …darn… I'm out of film…" Mustang chose this time to whip around and he saw Havoc with the camera.
"I THOUGHT I BLEW THAT UP!" HE yelled angrily, snapping and busting the camera again. Little did he know, havoc had already stuffed the film in his pocket.
"Aw, darn. My camera broke. At least I saved the film, though!" He said, slipping it out of his pocket.
Roy turned to Riza. "Are my 10 minutes up, yet?'' He asked her.
Hawkeye looked at Ashiku's watch. "Yes." She replied
"Can I kill him now?"
"Sure, why not?"
"Heh…" Mustang took off running after Havoc, who was already about 1,000 feet away, hightailing it out of there in fear of his colonel.
"IM SORRY, CHIEF!" Havoc yelled. "I DIDN'T MEAN IT, REALLY!"
"Ok, who is going to go next?"
A/N:
Ill update soon, I promise! T.T my fingers hurt from typing too much! If you liked my story, or if you want to tell me something about it, e-mail me or IM me on aim. My screen name is XxAshikuxX