Chapter 2
2D and Noodle walked into the kitchen finding Russel gobbling his food down like a starving dog, and Murdoc, who was, drunk from his vodka.
"Good morning everyone!" cried 2D loudly.
"For the love of sweet Satan! Shut the fuck up face ach already will ya!" Murdoc snapped.
2D shuttered from the sudden out burst. He scratched the back of his neck.
"S-s-sorry Mudds." He apologized
"Ya beta be or I'll kick your arse!" he yelled drunkenly
Noodle rolled her eyes.
"Have a seat 2D-san. I made you your favorite, pancakes." she smiled.
"Why thanks love. I-"
"AHA! I KNEW IT! YOU LOVE EM NOODLE! I KNEW IT BECAUSE I AM SUPER SMART! HA! TAKE THAT EINSTINE!" and with that he fainted from being, well. very drunk.
Silence.
"So, anyway, what are you doin' today Noods?"
"I'm going to hang with Ryan today; he wants to take me to the mall, then to a movie."
"Oi Noodle, goin' out with your new boyfriend again? You just went to the ice-cream shop last night."
"I know, but its fun to have someone who loves you, to take you places." She smiled as she place the plate of pancakes in front of him.
"Yea, I guess your right." 2D replied playing with his hot flapjacks.
2D thought about this as he ate.
"I need to get myself a girl to. I'll go out today to find one."
"You know what? I'm goin out today. I'm going to fid myself a lady."
And with that, 2D left his half eaten pancakes on the table and slammed the door behind him by mistake, sturing Murdoc from his drunken sleep.
"OI!" he cried then looked up a Noodle. He stood up, walked up to Noodle, leaned against the counter and said in a drunken way,
"HICK! He-hey there-HICK-gorgeous, come-HICK-here often?" he smiled slyly.
Noodle backed away slowly saying to herself,
"Okay, the men in this house are starting to scare me. First 2D, now Mudds, next it will probably be-"
She turned her head to Russel, who was still eating his food wildly. He stopped, looked at Noodle, then waved happily, and when back to his food again.
"Nah!" she said, and then walked out the door.
"Wait for me sexy! I want to come to! I want-"
And once again, he fainted; only this time, Russel hit him in the head with a pan.
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Heheā¦hope you liked it! I'd like to write more, but for now, Sayonara!
