Disclaimer- Guess what? After all this time it took me to update, ((I'm sorry everyone…)) I STILL DON'T OWN FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST!

"No" Hawkeye said flatly. "Colonel, think of another dare." She aimed a gun at his head.

And then all of a sudden…guess who? YES! Angel Hughes came out again behind Roy and smiled happily. "Yes, yes! I always knew the two of you would end up together! When you get married, please make Elicia your flower girl!"

Mustang turned around again, but Hughes got away in time. He glared at all his subordinates. "Ok, who the hell said that, because I know it wasn't Hughes. Tell me, or do I have to fry you all?" He threatened.

"I-I-It was- H-Hu" Havoc stuttered

"I'll ask you one more time…change your dare, sir." Riza said, aiming her gun at his arm and glaring at everyone, shutting them up.

Mustang flinched at the sight of the gun. "Aw, come on Lieutenant…" Havoc said. "We all did our dares, not you have to do yours!"

"I'll go, only if I get to shoot him afterward…" Riza muttered, then sighed. Her cheeks were pink when she finally said, "Fine…" 'I'm going to regret this…were both going to get fired because of that stupid law…' She thought shortly after.

Mustang sighed in relief as Riza put down her gun. 'Thank you God!' he thought. 'Now if only I could become Fuhrer and get her in a miniskirt…"

Roy started walking inside, but Riza soon stopped him. "I'll go, only if Hayate comes with us."

"Ok…" Roy said hesitantly 'what is she…?' he thought as they walked inside. Riza grabbed his sleeve as he was about to go in the living room.

"Wait, sir," she whispered. "We'd better not let the Major see us…" They changed directions.

"Smart move, Hawkeye…" Roy said, "We might have been put through the same torture as Midget-boy if we had-" He was cut off by someone's yelling.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A MIDGET SO TINY TOU CAN'T EVEN SEE HIM WITH A TELESCOPE!" Edwards voice came ringing through the hallway.

"OHO! It's the Colonel and Lieutenant! You two must have come to hear my story, no? Well, that must mean I shall get to start all over! You're in luck, Edward Elric! You'll get to hear my story twice!"

Riza sighed as Armstrong dragged them into the living room. "Colonel, you idiot." She muttered.

Tears were coming out of his eyes. 'No!' he thought. 'My perfect dare…! Why me? WHY?'

Back outside…

"Hmm… It's been ten minutes and they're still not back…where are they?" Ashiku asked.

"Thirty dollars says they're still in the closet…" Said Havoc

"Thirty dollars says they've been captured by Armstrong." Said Fuery.

"Thirty dollars says Riza has shot and/or injured him!" Said Breda.

Ashiku and Al raised their hands. "I'm with Havoc!" They both said at the same time.

Back inside…

"My Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandfather was also in the military, you know!" Armstrong said, turning so he didn't face them anymore. "He made it all the way up to be-"

"Colonel…?" Riza whispered.

"Yeah…let's run for it," Roy replied. They looked over at Edward, who was completely zoned out.

"I hate to leave Edward, but…I don't think he's conscious at the moment…" Riza told him, gesturing to the poor little shrimp. Roy grabbed her hand.

"Hurry, before he turns around!" Roy hissed as he dragged her away from the couch they had been sitting on. Armstrong turned around just as Roy and Riza had disappeared out of the living room.

"Colonel? Lieutenant?" He asked, walking around the corner they had disappeared around. "Where did you two run off to?"

"Damn…" Mustang said as they ran into a dead end of the house. ((A/N Give me a break… - -;;)) There were two doors. Riza opened one of the doors and ran in, pulling Roy along with her, and then she shut the door.

"Lieutenant? Colonel?" Armstrong called out. Roy tripped over something in the dark. "A-" he started to cry out until a hand clapped over his mouth. "Hmm?"

"Shut up, sir. He'll find us." Riza snapped quietly. They waited in silence for a few minutes until they were sure he was gone. Riza uncovered his mouth and they both sighed in relief. Riza shook her head. "I can't believe you did that to Edward…no one deserves tha-" Her sentence was cut off as Roy pulled her against him and gently pressed his lips against hers.

Hehehe I feel evil… ok, ill start updating again probably weekly after I get at least 20 reviews, so I'll know whether people like this story or not. It'll probably turn into a RoyxRiza fanfic…