Why I can't stand you, Roger.
First off, put the guitar down. You don't need it at all times of the day. Some days, I feel like if I hear one more string plucked, I'm gonna puke or pull my hair out...
Speaking of hair, brush it everyone once in awhile? It's long enough and has so much "poof" as it is, brush it. I'm sure even Gene Simmons takes time out of his daily schedule to do so.
Rocker? Honey, you aren't anymore. Give up, and for the last time, put the guitar down and pay attention to ME.
When I'm laying in bed, it's because I had a hard night at Cat Scratch. Take that into some consideration before you start groping my leg. Nobody wants that after having a over-weight, going bald, 50-something-year-old men sweating on them. Trust me, I'd know.
BUY SOME DAMN FOOD. Since I have moved in, I bring home money. You pay the rent and we live happily, but I have to kick your ass out of the loft just to get you to buy food. Then, when we don't have any, you sit a complain! Not my problem!
Mark can live here. I don't care. Just stay away from his ass, that's all I want. Your mine, not Mark's, got it?
You sit and complain about my job, I understand, but I've helped you out, haven't I? How about a little thanks in awhile?
When I ask if I look fat in this skirt, the answer is "No" and you'd better say it fast.
When you kiss me, make it quick. Sure, I love you, but if I have to taste your disgusting slobber in my mouth one more time, I swear...
If we're sitting with everyone, you know, it really bugs me when you say "Wanna screw?" -in front of everyone. I hate it. Try to be a bit more romantic?
When my mother calls and the answering machine picks up, even if you don't understand Spanish, you know her yelling (Foreign language or not) isn't a good sign. Don't pick up the phone and try to answer. Just walk the Hell away from it like I do.
One more thing, when you first introduce me, please don't let the first thing you say is, "This is my girlfriend. She's a stripper. Her name's Mimi." Okay? Don't tell them my job before my name; it's not bragging.
But over-all, baby, I love you.