Mayhem! The Video Game Character War!
"Wake up people"
Sighs and groans surround the room as the characters get up.
(Hit-man) "Where are we?"
(Gordon Freeman) "What's happening?"
A man walks into the room.
(Sonic) "Who is that?"
"Hello video game characters. Welcome to the Battle Royale!"
Lights suddenly turn on.
A man is standing in front of everyone.
(Jack Carver) "Cliffy B…is that you?"
(Cliffy B) "Yes it is me."
(Link) "Why, out of all people, why do you have to do this?"
(Cliffy) "Because I created one of the best action games on the planet…so they thought it'd be good to help take care of you guys."
(Luigi) "Why are we here?"
(Cliffy) "For the entertainment and amusement of other Fan Fiction writers"
(Mario) "…What?"
(Cliffy) "Oops I mean…you're because we the video game designers and directors and everyone who works on you guys don't get the credit we deserve! People here Unreal and they don't go "Cliffy B made that!" they say it's an awesome game. Not that I'm saying I don't like compliments but I deserve some respect from all of you!"
(Master Chief) "Aw poor Cliffy B has just found out that everyone is beginning to forget about Gears of War."
(Cliffy) "Shut up that's not true"
Master Chief laughs.
(Cliffy) "Freaking Halo 2"
(Kratos) "We're here for a reason aren't we?"
(Cliffy) "Well yes."
(Kratos) "So give us it."
(Cliffy) "Right You guys have been chosen to fight in the Battle Royale MAYHEM edition. The rules are simple. In 3 days you kill everyone and be the last one standing. If you don't…those little things on your neck will explode. Every 6 hours I will give a report saying which zones are becoming Danger Zones. Danger Zones are zones that are full of danger as you would expect. If you're in a danger zone, then your collar will automatically be put into effect. Bases, Health, and Extra Food as well as weapons and vehicles will be scattered around the island. Some vehicles have some "modifications" in them, and Interns will be at use if you need a driver. If you have a signature weapon…you're in luck…because you'll automatically have that weapon. When I call your name you're going to come up here and get your bags which include weapons, enough food for 3 days, and the map. Now let the games begin! Oh and one more thing…"
Cliffy B brings out a man with an "I'm an Intern" shirt on.
"This is a lousy intern. He has been randomly chosen from a pile of useless interns to test the collar."
Cliffy B presses a remote that activates the collar.
"Someone help me!"
The intern runs around hoping for help. He's looking for someone to take with him.
"Help me!"
The collar explodes and blood splatters everywhere.
The characters are speechless.
Alright moving on with the list shall we.
Cliffy B continues to go on with the list. Your name will be called in the number that you are.
The List
#1 Master Chief
#2 Gordon Freemen
#3 Mega-man
#4 Mario
#5 Luigi
#6 Link
#7 Zelda
#8 Jack Carver
#9 Kratos
#10 Cloud
#11 Crypto 137
#12 Peach
#13 Daisy
#14 Yoshi
#15 Wario
#16 Waluigi
#17 Lara Croft
#18 Alyx Vance
#19 Tommy Vercetti
#20 Sonic
#21 Shadow
#22 Tails
#23 Knuckles
#24 Leon Kennedy
#25 Shinobi
#26 Onimusha
#27 Solid Snake
#28 Bowser
#29 Ratchet
#30 Jak
#31 Liu Kang
#32 Sub-Zero
#33 Scorpion
#34 Dante
#35 Sam Fisher
#36 Rya Hayabusa
#37 Joanna Dark
#38 Tina Armstrong
#39 Donkey Kong
#40 Ken
#41 Ryu
#42 Conker
"Now it really gets interesting…"
The game begins with the Characters scrambling trying to find safety while others are ready to kill.
People have already formed alliances according to franchise.
Mario, Peach, Luigi, Daisy, Wario & Waluigi
Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, although Shadow has refused
They have all made alliances and no matter how much they think that's the right thing to do, it's exactly the opposite.
Mega-man was walking and looking for shelter.
He hears a sound.
"Hello?"
"Hey…"
Mega-man turns around and Dante is behind him waiting for a kill.
Mega-man dodges Dante's sword and tries to hit him with his blaster.
Dante continues to try for hits and dodges the blaster.
Mega-man falls down a hill.
Dante slides down the hill too.
Mega-Man falls from the hill.
(Shinobi) "What the"
Shinobi grabs his sword and looks at his surroundings.
Mega-man continues to try to hit Dante.
"Give it up. It's pointless."
"Eh oh"
Dante raises his sword but gets attacked by Shinobi.
Mega-man crawls back up and runs.
Dante and Shinobi continue to fight with their swords.
Shinobi knocks Dante down.
"Any last words"
"Yeah…I USE GUNS TOO!"
Dante rolls and pulls out his gun and shoots Shinobi multiple times.
"Eh Ugh Cheater…"
Dante stabs Shinobi with the sword.
#25 Shinobi Dead 41 to go
"Hello Master Chief will you need me to drive the Warthog?"
"I'm fine thank you."
Master Chief gets into the Ghost.
"Give me the keys."
"Here you go sir."
Master Chief drives away.
"Wow…I love my job."
Chief drives by Gordon Freemen.
Gordon walks and continues to observe the island.
He observes the waters of the beach.
He sees Jack Carver sitting there.
"The beach is like his home. No one can step on there without being killed."
"Hey Conker"
"WHAT"
"Hey it's me"
"Oh hey Joanna I thought you were going to kill me there for a second."
"Now why would I do that, we're company mates."
"Yeah true but…isn't an alliance a bad idea?"
"What makes you think that crazy thought?"
"Mr. Vercetti I…"
"Move"
Tommy takes the Intern's keys and drives away in the car.
"Oh man I'm so glad I got away from that fight."
Mega-man hears something through the bushes and checks it out.
He sees a road.
Tommy Vercetti drives by fast and drives-by.
"Oh no"
Mega-man runs but is shot and can't make it out on time.
"Ouch!"
Tommy makes a U-Turn.
Tommy makes his way down to Mega-man.
"Please Tommy don't…AH!"
Mega-man screams as he is shot by Tommy.
#3 Mega-men Dead 40 to go
Kratos walks by an Intern.
"Hello Kratos what service may I am of you?"
"Is there a special ride for me?"
"Definitely sir Do you want your chariot now?"
"Chariot huh?"
"Yes sir."
Kratos looks at a beautiful wide chariot with 4 gorgeous Stallions.
"I'll take it."
Kratos grabs it and rides off…