Cloud was walking by and spotted something in the bushes.
Cloud slowly approaches the rumbling in the bushes.
Out of nowhere, Crypto 137 comes out and hits Cloud with a gun.
He continues to hit him.
"Crypto"
Crypto hears someone call his name.
"Who is that?"
Crypto wanders into the beach.
"Hello?"
Crypto is sniped by an unseen assailant.
Cloud gets up and looks to attack Crypto.
He walks onto the beach and sees an arrow has hit a near-by tree.
Cloud continues to proceed the beach.
He sees a man in a Light-House.
"Carver"
Cloud runs near the light-house while dodging bullets continuously.
He makes it to the lighthouse and walks up the stairs.
He sees that Jack Carver is no longer there.
"Oh man where is he?"
He walks down the stairs and when he gets to the bottom, Jack is waiting to shoot him with a machine gun.
"Whoa!"
Cloud dodges the bullets and blocks them with his sword.
"BURN"
Carver runs out of bullets and runs away hoping not to get killed.
He throws a grenade.
"Hold on!"
The grenade explodes.
Cloud is not dead but hurt.
Cloud gets up and sees a man in the bushes.
He runs towards the bushes as the man in them runs away.
"I'm not letting you escape!"
He gets to the bushes and throws a stone at the man.
The stone hits the man and the man falls down.
"Got you Jack"
He turns the man around to see its Gordan Freemen
"Gordon where is Jack Carver?"
A bullet goes off.
"Ah!"
Cloud's arm is hit.
"Come back here!"
Gordon grabs a gun.
Cloud turns around.
Gordon attempts to shoot Cloud but Cloud runs into the bushes.
"Where are you!"
He grabs his crowbar and looks to find Cloud.
"Come out, come out wherever you are."
"Hello!"
Gordan turns around and gets slashed with the sword.
"Ah!"
Gordan gets his crowbar broken.
Gordan runs away while attempting to shoot Cloud.
Gordan runs into the water and points the gun at Cloud.
"Don't move or I'll shoot you Final Fantasy reject."
Cloud smiles and laughs
"What's so funny?"
"You'll see!"
"Hello Gordon."
Gordon turns around and gets shot by Alyx.
Cloud looks at Alyx and walks off.
Meanwhile, Cloud is running trying to find ammo.
"Come on somewhere anywhere please!"
He sees ammo in the bushes.
"Yes!"
He goes in only to find it's Solid Snake in disguise.
"NO!"
Carver shoots one more bullet but misses.
Snake grabs Carver.
"Oh Carver…it's too bad you won't make it to the end!"
Snake then slits Carver's throat.
#11 Crypto 137, #2 Gordon Freemen, and #8 Jack Carver dead 34 to go
"Hello people, I mean characters. It is time for the first ever Cliffy report. I'm going to first fill you in on who got iced. In order, #25 Shinobi, #3 Mega-man, #28 Bowser, #38 Tina Armstrong, #39 Donkey Kong, #11 Crypto 137, #2 Gordon Freemen, and #8 Jack Carver. Not too shabby. 8 dead in only 6 hour…don't slow down! Now for the danger zones…starting at 7:00…F-5…and starting at 10:00…N-2. Mark those down and don't forget them!"