Sexually Twisted Doctor's - Chapter 2

Apparently at some stage during the evenings antics between Derek and Finn, Derek had done some obscure form of the Milkshake, his signature dance that had always attracted his former lover; Mark towards him. However now Mark was in New York so there was no way he would pop up in Seattle, but somehow it managed to happen. It was 3 am when Mark awoke; it was as if his spidey senses were tingling, he sat up abruptly and smiled devilishly to himself.

Minutes later he was in Seattle. How the hell that happened... nobody knows. He raced wildly through the long, narrow streets in hopes to find his lover. He did the Milkshake dance to inform Derek of his arrival.

Derek pushed Finn away from him; he was sleeping so he didn't notice the sudden shift in the bed. Sitting up his grin went ear to ear; he became excited and raced out of the bedroom, pulling his jeans on in the process. Never in a million years had he thought Mark would come back to him, considering the events that had transpired but now was his chance to prove to the man that he loved that he still did in fact love him. Derek once again did the milkshake to signal that he knew and then proceeded to wait eagerly.

"LOVER!" Mark smashed open Finn's front door and ran up the stairs. Eagerly heading to the bedroom, his jaw dropped open at the sight of Derek next to another man. "You... cheated on me!"

Derek's jaw dropped just as Mark's had done and he tried to speak but Mark had cut him off. "I…I didn't cheat! You cheated on me remember!" Derek said, quickly becoming defensive, he hated to bring up the topic of Mark's infidelity but he also hated how quickly Mark got jealous. But it was one of those things he hated but at the same time loved, it was turning him on and Finn was now waking up. "What the hell is going on!" Finn exclaimed.

"Hey you invited me over to check out Addison!" Mark argued back "She is quite good..." Mark sighed and stared at the 2 naked men in front of him. His sex drive was beginning to get the best of him. "Oh what the hell... I'm coming in..." he said as he stripped off his clothes and jumped onto the bed.

Finn moved over, still a little weary about the whole thing but once he saw Mark's astounding body he just joined in the fun. Derek didn't hold back for one second, as soon as Mark's shirt hit the ground his lips were all over his lover. Finn joined in, letting his new found sexuality get the best of him yet again, his tongued ravishing Mark's body. Mark loved the feeling of being surrounded by hot men and knew this was way better than sleeping with his so called girlfriend back in New York.

Mark groaned loudly. He was enjoying every bit of this. "Doo the milkshake dance Derek..." he purred.

When his lover demanded like that he was unable to resist. "Only for you" Finn pulled back and watched as his lover danced for the new addition in the bed, not only was Mark aroused but Finn soon found himself tensing up in more ways than one. "Ohhhh….god" Mark groaned pinning both men down on the bed.

"Was that good enough?" Derek grinned as he crept on top of Mark's chest. "I see someone's been working out..." Derek swooned, as he rubbed his index finger along the curves of his bare anatomy.

"Derek where did you learn how to dance like that?" Finn asked, his lips peppering kisses all over Mark and Derek's body at different intervals. "Well" Mark started looking at Derek and pecking him on the lips, smiling coyly before continuing. "Back in college Derek and liked to go bar hopping and one of the things we liked to do before getting drunk was dance and he always had that one move that drove me wild"

"Mark's milkshake is coming along quite well..." Derek said proudly as he planted kisses all over Mark's abdomen, eventually moving down to his pleasure spot.

Mark shifted as Derek's lips trailed dangerously close to his member, once his lips finally reached it he groaned. When Finn began kissing Derek on the neck both men became increasingly eager to just finish what they had started. It wasn't long before each of the men were tearing at each other, unable to control their urges any longer.

Derek groaned with desire. "You know," he said to Finn "If you poke Mark's left ball he squeals like a girl."

A few days after the boys antics in the bedroom Mark came storming down the hall of the hospital intent on finding Derek. Derek was standing at a nurse's station and he turned to leave to go to the cafeteria he noticed Mark and smiled. However Mark was not smiling and Derek's expression soon changed. "Mark what's wrong?" Derek asked, his hands resting firmly on his hips as Mark came to a stop.

"Finn is all over my left ball!" Mark hissed

Derek tried to contain his laughter but found it hard, he giggled quietly before Mark slapped him on the arm gently. "I thought you liked being touched there" Mark shot Derek a menacing glare. "Only by you though" He hissed quietly. "What's on the piece of paper Mark?" Derek asked bored by the previous topic of discussion.

"Oh uh... something" Mark sounded all secretive.

Derek snatched the paper and read over it and then frowned. "You have gonorrheae? Where did you get this?" Derek said becoming worried.

Mark hesitated for a moment. "Well... symptoms came a few days ago... it could have been from... not that I'm accusing you of being diseased..." Mark stuttered.

"How would I have gonorrheae, I don't exactly sleep with hookers. Maybe it was Finn" Derek said getting a little frustrated with Mark's accusation.

Mark folded his arms. "I have Finn's test results too, he came by earlier. Who were you sleeping with lately?"

"Addison is the only lady I have been with and she does not have any STD's!" Derek insisted even though he was lying through his teeth.

Mark was fairly certain Addison hadn't been screwing around. Finn hadn't been getting any action lately either, besides with Mark and Derek, Meredith had refused to open her legs to Finn. "Are you sure? Because I didn't get this until I came to Seattle."

Derek sighed, knowing that he would have to own up soon. "FINE I slept with Meredith is that what you wanted to hear? So if anyone is to blame it's that hussy, UGH I knew she wasn't right from the time I slept with her" Derek said now becoming angry at the fact he had STD's and it was all Meredith's fault.

Mark raised his eyebrows. "You SLEPT with her? Damn does Seattle not have any penny whores?"

Derek sighed before playfully hitting Mark on the shoulder and leading him into an empty on call room. "She was good in bed until I find out I have an STD. I hope this doesn't effect our relationship, because I don't know what I'd do if I lost you"

"Did you just say that she's good in bed?" Mark asked in disbelief. "Wow... we are so over..."

"MARK please don't go, I love you, you know I love you…we can work through this baby" Derek pleaded, his eyes welling up with tears.

Fuck you." Mark flipped him off. "I'll just have Finn poke my left ball from now on!"

As Mark left the on call room Derek crumpled on the floor and began to cry. He couldn't believe that the love of his life was leaving him for a vet. A vet that was ridiculously good in bed. Little did Derek know that as Mark was walking down the halls he ran into Meredith. Mark scowled at her. "You have a lot of nerve coming in here, you filthy whore" Mark exclaimed, feeling incredibly hurt.

"What?" Meredith looked confused. "Dr. Sloan... I was wondering if you would give me breast implants. Double D."

Mark was about to tell Meredith to fuck off but then he smirked, realising that a lot of fun could be had giving Meredith breast implants. "Why I would love to give you breast implants Dr Grey. Shall we start a consultation?" Meredith was taken back at how quickly Mark had turned around but decided it was for the best.

Meredith bounced up and down happily. "yay!" she hugged mark and kissed him "thank you!"

Mark pushed her away, almost vomiting in his mouth but he managed to maintain some composure. "Alright come on lets get this examination under way" Mark said almost dreading his decision immediately, just the thought of him having to look at her infested breasts was vomit inducing.

Mark shuddered at the thought of what other infectious diseases she might have carried. Meredith followed Mark, skipping and singing a song loudly, well more like screeching. "I'm getting my boobs done I'm getting my boobs done!"

Addison could hear Meredith from a mile away and shuddered at the thought of her naked body in the trailer. Addison turned back to Izzie who was standing in front of her looking surprising glorious on this particular day. "Izzie have I ever told you that you are particularly attractive?"

Izzie laid down her pen and stared into her mentor's eyes. "Oh nobody is more attractive than you..." Izzie said longingly.

Addison grinned and brushed a lock of hair out of Izzie's face, her thumb resting on her cheek momentarily. She pulled away when she heard Mark's voice coming closer. Acting professionally she assigned Izzie to order an ultra sound for one of her patients as well as slipping her a small note. Izzie walked off and she ignored Mark as he and Meredith walked off towards his office, but Meredith seemed to think Addison had seen her because she screamed her name.

"So. Let's get down to business." Mark said, sounding all professional as he took a seat in a large leather chair. "How big do you want me to enlarge your chest?"

"I was thinking I'd like to go straight to double D's" Meredith said excitedly, sure that if she got this boob job the men would come running. But once they saw her penis they would flee or shoot themselves. "Okay I think we can arrange that" Mark said trying to keep his professional tone.

Mark was trying hard not to burst out laughing. "Orr... advances in plastic surgery have made it possible to go even bigger..." Mark added with a sly grin. "So what do you say?"

"Bigger than double D's! Really oh my god then yes, I'll have the biggest you can give me" Mark covered his mouth holding in the laughter further. "Okay then, well we can arrange a surgery for this after noon if that's okay" Mark was going to have a lot of fun with this.

Meredith did a happy dance on Mark's new desk. It was nowhere near as good as the Milkshake one. "THANK YOU!" She pulled out a coupon from her pocket and handed it to Mark. "Free sexing... usually I charge."

Mark took the coupon and fought the urge to just rip it up straight away, he was also tempted to push her off his desk but because of lability issues he fought that urge as well. As he ushered her out of his office he began to crack up laughing. Meredith looked at him quizzically. "What's so funny?'

"Nothing just a joke I remembered, I'll page you when I'm ready for your surgery" She nodded then left and he continued to burst out into fits of laughter.

Derek saw Meredith skip off into the hall from Mark's office. Seeing that Mark was unoccupied, he stood by the doorway to apologize. "Mark... I'm sorry... forgive me. I'll let you poke both my balls whenever you want."

"Derek we're over, I'm sorry but there is nothing you can do about it. You gave me an STD there is no way we can be together! Now please leave I have work to do" With that Mark slammed the door in Derek's face and went about making preparations for Meredith.

Derek's face crumpled and he burst into tears. "Fine I don't need you!" he yelled as he stormed off. Running to the nearest cemetery, he grabbed a nearby shovel and dug madly into the dampened soil.

As Derek plunged the shovel into the soil he read the tombstone, it belonged to Denny Doquette, memories flooded back to him, all those times where Derek would linger outside his room, just staring at his hotness. He had no need to be up there, he was Burke's patient but now he would be able to have his time with Denny. Eventually the shovel hit a hard surface and Derek smiled.

Brushing away the rest of the dirt from the dark green casket, he steadily creaked open the heavy lid. There was Denny Duquette, pale and ghost-like. Derek slowly lifted his body out of the coffin and threw the corpse onto his back.

Derek could smell Denny's scent and rather than disgusting him it actually began to arouse him. He rushed to his truck and threw Denny's body in the back seat, eager to find a secluded spot to have his much needed private time with the corpse. Speeding off Derek drove quickly back to the hospital.

Derek parked towards the deserted back area of the hospital. Hoping not to draw any attention, he wrapped Denny's limp body in aluminium foil and dragged him in one of the back doors that hadn't been used in over a decade. To his pleasure, Derek found an empty on-call room with a bed, one that was particularly bouncy.

Meanwhile Izzie had found Addison and was smiling from ear to ear. Addison perked up when she saw the young blonde intern approaching. "Izzie I've been waiting for you" Izzie moved closer to Addison, she discretely placed her hand on her arm and moved even closer. "Izzie…what are you doing?"

"You. Pants off. Now." Izzie stood firmly, waiting for her mentor's reaction.

"Izzie…not here" Before Addison had a chance to pull away Izzie's lips were hard pressed against hers and rather than pushing the intern away she kissed back. Meredith was heading towards a patients room when she saw the intern and attending kissing and felt a wave of jealousy rush over her.

"THAT BITCH!" Meredith exclaimed. Everyone within earshot turned to look at her strangely. "She is MINE!" Meredith went up to Izzie and pathetically bitch slapped her on the cheek, which was more like a flick to the wrist. "Wait till I get those boobs..." Meredith muttered under her breath.

Izzie looked at her colleague with shock and sighed. She was not in the mood to be dealing with her pathetic room mate and just longed for Addison's lips. Addison rolled her eyes and pushed Meredith out of the way, Meredith fell to the floor and just looked up in horror as Izzie and Addison began to kiss passionately, their hands roaming each other. The entire hospital watched in awe, the male nurses becoming aroused and the females unsure of how to feel.

Derek popped out of nowhere, frantically searching for a glove to increase his sexual pleasure. His eyes widened at the sight of Addison and Izzie, making out and feeling each other up.

He could feel his pants tighten around his manhood and he blushed, looking around no one had seemed to notice his appearance, he took this opportunity to escape the scene and return to his mouldy lover. Denny's corpse rested on a bed and Derek began to strip down. Everyone would think this was disgusting but they didn't understand his urges.

Derek was a man with strange cravings. He was relieved that nobody was around; he could work Denny in whatever manner he wished.

Back in the hallway things started to become increasingly hot, Izzie's hands were venturing up Addison's top, Addison let out a soft moan as she began to unzip her skirt, Izzie pulled her scrub top off and began grinding her hips into Addison's. The crowd was growing larger around the pair and Meredith began whimpering as she watched the kissing fledge into nudity and escalate further.

Addison pulled the drawstring on Izzie's scrub bottoms, revealing red and blue Hello Kitty underwear. Izzie slowly undid Addison's bra, letting the black garment fall gracefully to the ground. Izzie groaned as Addison caressed her neck, slowly making her way down to Izzie's chest.