Disclaimer: Harry Potter belongs to J.K.Rowling, who (if she ever were to stumble across this thing), I apologise to very much.

Author's Notes: Hello there. I am the author of this story. I promised myself I would reveal all when the magical number of 50 reviews was reached. Yes, that's right... I am a troll. Congratulations to those who figured it out. And for any of you who were clever enough to realise Kitsune's name was a parody of 'Fake Creation', a second congratulations are in order. And although I only had a Japanese translator on hand, I tried to give away hints in the first chapter.

Noroi kuusou no jutsu 'Stupid fancy technique'.

To those of you who were angered by this fic: I am sorry I burst some of your blood vessels, but I wanted to portray some of the common mistakes that Sue authors make. I hope I have been able to do so, and that you may have been able to learn something, or perhaps been able to point out those mistakes yourselves.

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Kitsune slammed her fork into the table before standing up. There was anger in her eyes as she stormed over towards Ron.

"Ron! Why are you ignoring me?" she asked, hands balled into fists.

"Isn't it obvious?" replied Ron, hiding a smile. "I could never love someone so annoying as you."

Hermione tapped a wand to her head and made her hair return to normal, "I was only keeping it way to be nice to you, but there's no point now," she explained.

Kitsune stepped back and stumbled over the benches. "What are you talking about?"

"In short, you're a Sue, Kitsune... or whatever your name is." Harry slowly took his wand from his pocket. "And we don't tolerate Sues in our school."

"DESTRUCTIUS SUEIUS!" yelled the canon of the school.

Kitsune burst into a shower of flames, never to return again. The only thing she left was a rather nasty burnt stain on the floor.

The canon of the school erupted into cheers.

As for Kitsune's 'friends', and the one known as 'Sirious', they turned out to only be devices on her own warped imagination...

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Author's notes: And thus ends this journey that burned so many eyes. I apologise once again and ask for some sort of forgiveness, and a laugh at the realisation of the true nature of the fic.

I came across a rather interesting guide on LJ the other day entitled 'The Creation of an OC' guide. It is written by someone called 'RaineJoybringer'. I do recommend reading it. I think she may also have a FF account under the same name, so look her up if you wish.

Thank you for enduring through this fic. Your tolerance (or not) was much appreciated.

I also send a big 'Hello' to all those at Deleterius, Fanficrants, and, of course, the ever-lovely people at the GAFF. Also, a big thank you to Mimi of the Sue Grotto who was wonderful enough to undertake putting Kitsune on the list- I don't know if you'll take Kitsune off now that you know, but it'd be a good lesson to keep her on anyway I think.