Title: 50 ways to Freak out Yakushi Kabuto: THE FANFICTION

Rating: T

Author: ZukoKrazy

Summary: Based off of 50 ways to piss off/ freak out Yakushi Kabuto. The Sound nin read the fic and decide to pull the pranks on poor Kabuto! 5 ways to freak Kabuto out a chapter.

Disclaimer: I do not own 50 ways to piss off/freak out Yakushi Kabuto. I do not own Naruto. I do, however, own this fanfiction.

Dedicated to: HarvestMoonRacoon who originally came up with a great fic that inspired this.

Special thanks to: Kage26, marsnmonkey, EKI-ember, Sora. The angel of the sky, 2stupid, NoCareChakara, and HarvestMoonRacoon.

A/N: Whoa. I got reviews! I expected not to get any Anyways, CHAPTER TWO!

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"That went well," Kidoumaru commented.

The other four nodded.

"Ready for the next five?" the six-armed boy asked.

Tayuya had an evil grin on her face, Jiroubou smirked, Sakon nodded, and Kimimaro tried not to anger Tayuya anymore.

"Let's go," Kidoumaru commanded, disappearing to his room in a puff of smoke.

All the others followed him, grinning crazily in excitement.

THE SECOND CHAPTER OF 50 WAYS TO FREAK OUT YAKUSHI KABUTO: THE FANFICTION BEGINS NOW!

6. Push all the furniture in his room to the left side of his room. Ask him how much an elephant weighs. When he says he doesn't know, look at the floor on the right side of the room with concern.

Kabuto leaned against the wall in his shower. Why the hell did he ever agree to come here?

Shaking his head, he rinsed off and grabbed his towel. Suddenly from his room came the scraping of furniture. Kabuto groaned and wrapped the towel around his waist.

Walking out of the small bathroom, Kabuto got ready to tell Orochimaru that, once again, he didn't want a personal spa in his bedroom.

Uttering a cry of shock, Kabuto grabbed a spare kunai that was tipped with poison and disappeared.

Appearing behind Tayuya, Kabuto growled, "Whoever the hell you are, show yourselves." Then he put on his glasses.

Sakon, Kidoumaru, Jiroubou, and Kimimaro all looked up from their work.

"Ka...Kabuto-sensei!" Kimimaro gasped out.

"KABUTO!" Kidoumaru yelled, pushing Kimimaro into the arms of Tayuya. "Get him out of here," he hissed to Tayuya who grabbed Kimimaro's hand and pulled him from the room.

"Kidoumaru, what is going on here!" Kabuto yelled in anger and confusion.

"Uh...Hey how much does an elephant weigh?" Kidoumaru asked suddenly.

"Wha...How would I know!" Kabuto exploded.

"Oh...Dammit," Kidoumaru said. All three remaining Sound Four turned to the left side of the room.

"Well, that's not good," Jiroubou said bluntly.

All three walked out with dazed expressions.

7. Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

Orochimaru, Kabuto, Sakon, Ukon, Jiroubou, Kidoumaru, Kimimaro, and Tayuya all sat around a large table for breakfast.

The seven boys all looked up as Tayuya started talking to her Rice Krispies.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, YOU DAMN BASTARDS!" Tayuya suddenly screamed, startling Kimimaro, Kabuto, and Orochimaru.

Suddenly Tayuya picked up her bowl and threw it on the floor. She then got up and started kicking it.

Sitting back down with a "Hmph."

"Tayuya!" Kabuto called out, startled. "Pick those up, now!"

"NO!" Tayuya screamed. Then she grinned evilly, looking at the cereal on the floor. "I want to see the, suffer."

Orochimaru and Kabuto backed away from the crazed girl while Sakon, Ukon, Jiroubou, Kidoumaru, and Kimimaro snickered.

"O...k..." Kabuto said, freaked out.

8. Do the Moonwalk.

Walking back to his lab, Kabuto noticed something moving weirdly inside.

"What the-" Kabuto started.

Inside his lab. Was Jiroubou. Doing the Moonwalk. Jiroubou. JIROUBOU!

Kabuto's eyes started to bleed.

"My eyes!" he screamed out in agony.

"Oh, hi Kabuto," Jiroubou said, grinning.

Kabuto screamed and ran away back towards the kitchen

Passing by Sakon and Ukon's room, Kabuto froze.

9. Stare for long periods at a picture of Rock Lee.

Sakon was staring at a picture. Of. Rock. Lee.

"Sakon what are you doing!" Kabuto cried out.

"Staring at my future husband!" Sakon replied, a hungry look in his eyes.

"He's mine!" came the snarl of Ukon.

"Not this time, older brother!" Sakon snarled back.

Suddenly, in Konoha, Rock Lee sneezed a huge sneeze.

"Lee!" Gai cried out. "Someone's talking about you!"

"YOSH GAI-SENSEI!" Lee screamed.

"Lee!"

"Gai-sensei!"

"Leeeee!"

"Gai-senseiiiiii!"

Both ran towards each, but suddenly Lee tripped.

Gai tripped over Lee and crashed into Neji's legs, causing him to fall, but he grabbed Tenten and brought her down as well.

"Well, this is awkward."

Back in Sound, Kabuto screamed and ran away towards Orochimaru's room.

"Orochimaru-sama!" he cried out.

Suddenly he ran into Kidoumaru.

10. Draw a seal on your head with magic marker, stuff pillows down your shirt, and call yourself "Tsunade".

Kidoumaru had taken what looked like a magic marker and drawn a seal on his head and stuffed pillows down his shirt.

"Look, Kabuto! I'm Tsunade!" Kidoumaru sang out happily.

Orochimaru, who was walking by, inspected Kidoumaru.

"He does have a striking resemblance to Tsunade," Orochimaru commented.

Kabuto fainted.

Both man and boy looked at each other and then down at white-haired boy.

"What's with him?" Orochimaru asked the no-longer flat-chested Kidoumaru.

Said boy shrugged.

When Kabuto woke up, he was in his room.

He laughed. A dream! It was all a dream!

Then he looked at his room. All his furniture was to the right side of the room. Pens were everywhere.

On the left side of the room sat on pencil.

Kabuto fainted.

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A/N: wOOt! Chapter two DONE!

This chapter was a little longer than last time.

ANYWAYS, please review!

I'll be updating maybe Tuesday or Wednesday, depending on how many reviews I get.

Again, HarvestMoonRacoon is the one who made this all possible, so I thank her so much. She gave me permission to do this Thanks!

-ZK