Title: 50 ways to Freak out Yakushi Kabuto: THE FANFICTION
Rating: T
Author: ZukoKrazy
Summary: Based off of 50 ways to piss off/ freak out Yakushi Kabuto. The Sound nin read the fic and decide to pull the pranks on poor Kabuto! 5 ways to freak Kabuto out a chapter.
Disclaimer: I do not own 50 ways to piss off/freak out Yakushi Kabuto. I do not own Naruto. I do, however, own this fanfiction.
Dedicated to: HarvestMoonRacoon.
Special thanks to: NoCareChakara, Miss Ninja Kimi, cherryd22, HarvestMoonRacoon, 2stupid, foxes-n-blood-n-tears-never-shed, Zidra, Sora. The angel of the sky, and Mewy.
A/N: Hola again my friends! I can't believe I got that many reviews! I honestly thought omg no one's going to read this. Anyways, thank all of you guys for reviewing! Here's chapter three! Happy fourth of July! (For those who aren't American, that is our independence day.)
Oh and before I forget, there will be a little Tayuya x Kimimaro fluff and maybe a little Tayuya X Kabuto. Not serious stuff, just fluff .
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The Sound Four laughed. They absolutely loved torturing Kabuto! It was hilarious to see his eyes bug out and his mouth drop open in surprise.
Kimimaro watched all of this with little interest.
Then something happened that made him perk up a bit and blush.
The Sound Four were fooling around, pushing each other all over the place.
Tayuya was walking out of the room to go to her room to check on the fanfiction when somebody shoved Sakon into Tayuya.
Falling backwards, Tayuya uttered a cry of shock and prepared to hit the floor.
But the hit never came. Tayuya opened her eyes to find herself staring into the eyes of Kimimaro. He looked surprised he caught her. She looked surprised he caught her. They looked surprised he caught her.
Then he dropped her because he was so surprised.
"WHY YOU LAZY UNGRATEFUL BASTARD!" Tayuya roared, running after Kimimaro.
The other three backed away and huddled around the computer.
"Let's see...Let's do this one!" Kidoumaru said, excited.
The others nodded and grinned evilly.
Kabuto was in for a treat today.
THE THIRD CHAPTER OF 50 WAYS TO FREAK OUT YAKUSHI KABUTO: THE FANFICTION BEGINS NOW!
11. Hang on the back of his chair when he's doing important paperwork, and when he's drinking his coffee (over the papers, mind you.) say, "You love Tayuya, don't you?"
It was seven in the morning and Kabuto had his coffee ready.
Leaning over his papers, he took a sip of coffee just as a voice yelled behind him, "You love Tayuya, don't you?"
Choking on his coffee, Kabuto started spazzing out and rolling on the floor.
Kidoumaru hung from the ceiling, watching the whole ordeal.
Finally straightening from his choking, Kabuto shook his head and looked around.
Suddenly a war cry erupted from the other side of the base.
Kabuto paled.
"Damn," he hissed.
Disappearing in the bathroom, Kabuto thought he was safe.
Leaning against the wall of the shower, Kabuto sighed in relief.
The door joining the bathroom to the bedroom banged open.
"KABUTO!" Tayuya yelled.
Disappearing in a puff of smoke, Kabuto tried to get away from the angered girl.
Unfortunately, Kabuto forgot a towel.
And he appeared in Orochimaru's room.
Naked.
Orochimaru, for once, wasn't thinking about Sasuke.
12. Tell everyone you meet in the Sound of Kabuto's undying love for chick flicks.
"Hey, Sasuke," Jiroubou whispered.
"What," Sasuke replied in his gay voice of a stuck up BASTARD.
"Did you know that Kabuto absolutely adores chick flicks?"
"Uhh...no I didn't know that.." Sasuke said, surprised.
"He LOVES them! He watches them ALL the time," Jiroubou said with emphasis.
Then Sasuke remembered that he was supposed to act cold, emotionless, and like a jackass.
"Why the hell should I care," he said, shrugging Jiroubou off.
Jiroubou grinned and walked off to tell someone else.
"Ahem," came a voice over a loud speaker.
"Hello, everyone. I am informing you all Yakushi Kabuto is in love with chick flicks."
"JIROUBOU!" came the scream of an extremely angry Kabuto.
"Shit. SPREAD THE WORD!" he screamed and the line went dead.
In his room Orochimaru stopped.
Kabuto? Chick flicks?
Whoa.
And you think you know a guy.
13. Tell Kabuto, "Orochimaru-sama's got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again.
"Kabuto! Kabuto! Kabuto!" Tayuya screamed, bursting into Kabuto's lab.
Dropping the potion he had been working on, Kabuto looked to Tayuya in fury. "What!" he exploded.
"Orochimaru-sama's got an important message for you!" she cried.
Kabuto stood up in a flash, fury forgotten. "What is it?" he asked, worried.
Tayuya stared at him for a second and then she collapsed onto the floor.
"Tayuya?" Kabuto asked, walking over to the girl.
A couple of minutes of shaking and calling her name, Tayuya finally woke up to find Kabuto's face right next to hers.
Tayuya's mouth dropped open. She's never been so close to Kabuto before.
Straightening, Kabuto offered his hand to the girl.
Taking it, Tayuya was surprised how warm it was.
"Tayuya, what was the message?" Kabuto asked, lowering his face right in front of hers.
"Message? What message? Why the hell am I in your lab? I WANT MY CEREAL, DAMMIT!" She shouted.
Tayuya jumped onto her feet and raced out of the lab towards the kitchen to get her cereal. Kabuto looked on in confusion.
Later, after dinner, Tayuya and Kabuto were stuck with kitchen duty.
Dropping a plate into the soapy water, Tayuya cried out, "Oh yeah, I remember!"
"What was it?" Kabuto said, looking at her with intensity.
Tayuya collapsed again.
Kabuto sighed and put her back into her room.
As Kabuto walked out, Tayuya opened an eye slightly to see if he was gone.
Jumping from her bed, she closed the door silently and IMed Kidoumaru.
FluteMaster67: Alright, i did it. What's the next one?
Four-armed-freak: The next one is..
14. Keep this up for several weeks.
Several weeks later, history repeated itself.
"KABUTO! IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM OROCHIMARU-SAMA!" Tayuya screamed at the top of her lungs, kicking the door open to Kabuto's room, where he was sleeping. At four AM.
"What is it?" he said groggily.
Tayuya fainted.
Kabuto ignored her and went back to sleep.
"Go away, Tayuya," he mumbled before sleeping.
15. Use Jiroubou's stomach as an airbag. Run down one of the long corridors at top speed with your hands behind you, and at the last possible second, throw your self into a ball and crash into him.
Sakon grinned. This was going to be fun.
"JIROUBOU!" Sakon yelled.
"What?" came the annoyed reply.
"Stand right here, ok?" Sakon placed the boy in a specific place at the end of a corridor.
Jiroubou shrugged and complied.
Kabuto turned the corner and started walking along the same corridor.
He was almost at the end when Sakon let out a fierce war cry. Gathering chakra at his feet, he sped past Kabuto with his hand behind him. Just as he was about to crash into Jiroubou, he threw himself into a ball and bounced off of Jiroubou.
Landing on his back, Sakon let out a, "YAHOO!" and lay there, panting and laughing.
Kabuto stared in shock as Jiroubou advanced towards Sakon.
"Wait, Jiroubou!" Sakon cried.
16. Tell him Kabuto told you to do it.
"Kabuto told me to do it!" he cried at the last second.
Jiroubou looked up and saw Kabuto huddled against the wall.
"KABUTO!" came the angry cry of Jiroubou.
Kabuto yelled and ran away.
Jiroubou stomped a few steps and then turned and grinned and Sakon.
"How was that?" the fatty asked, grinning.
"Awesome. Let's go find Kidoumaru," Sakon said, getting up.
Walking past Kabuto's room, they were surprised to find him huddled in a corner, whispering over and over, "Don't kill me, fat ass. Don't kill me, fat ass."
Anime sweat drops.
Sakon started to say something but decided against it.
"Let's...let's go, Jiroubou," Sakon said, keeping his eyes on Kabuto.
"AHH IT'S THE FAT ASS!" Kabuto screamed, fainting.
Sweat drops.
"O...K..." Sakon said.
Running to Kidoumaru's room, they told him that they completed it.
"We're good at this," Tayuya commented.
Everyone agreed.
"Maybe we can make it so he reaches the point of insanity!" Kidoumaru said excitedly.
Everyone laughed and agreed.
"Look out, Kabuto. We're coming to get you," Tayuya said, holding a flashlight to make her face look scary.
Everyone laughed evilly and agreed.
Kabuto sneezed.
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A/N: Yaay! Chapter Three done! I hope that one was funny. It was longer than usual. Maybe you guys noticed that I threw in an extra one? That means the order will be a little out of wack now, ok? Right.
Happy fourth of July! I hope you guys liked it. Please review!
Please note that I probably won't update all of my stories like I do this one
-ZK