Title: 50 ways to Freak out Yakushi Kabuto: THE FANFICTION

Rating: T

Author: ZukoKrazy

Summary: Based off of 50 ways to piss off/ freak out Yakushi Kabuto. The Sound nin read the fic and decide to pull the pranks on poor Kabuto! 5 ways to freak Kabuto out a chapter.

Disclaimer: I do not own 50 ways to piss off/freak out Yakushi Kabuto. I do not own Naruto. I do, however, own this fanfiction. I do not own Weird Al's 'Ode to a Superhero' either.

Dedicated to: HarvestMoonRacoon.

Special thanks to: HarvestMoonRacoon, NoCareChakara, Joyness, Canthinkofaname, kimimaros-angel, Lyemi, Sora. The angel of the sky, Syrin-of-Songs, Kimimaro-sama, rikku4771, amaya-window-shade-slayer, Kiba-Fox, and Miss Ninja Kimi.

A/N: Yay! Chapter Five! Thank you, guys, for the reviews!

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Kimimaro braced himself for the explosion.

It came.

Sakon, when he heard what Kabuto did to Tayuya, turned red, swore, and from his mouth erupted a war cry.

Kidoumaru smirked; he knew Sakon had something for her!

"That Kabuto is going to pay," Ukon growled.

Suddenly, who was to burst into the room? Why, it was none other then Kin, Dosu, and Zaku!

Kin immediately ran to Tayuya and comforted the shocked girl.

Dosu looked to Kidoumaru and said, "We heard what Kabuto did to Tayuya. We're here to help."

If Dosu hadn't been wearing bandages around his head, Sakon could have sworn that he was smiling.

All the Sound Ninja laughed that evil laugh that scares people a lot. Sasuke walked past and a large sweat drop appeared on the back of his head.

THE FIFTH CHAPTER OF 50 WAYS TO FREAK OUT YAKUSHI KABUTO:THA FANFICTION BEGINS NOW!

Every time Kabuto walks in his laboratory yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere"

Kabuto walked to his lab, exhausted beyond belief. Three days...he thought. Three days and they haven't done anything.

He opened the door and was greeted by Zaku shouting in a loud voice, "HOORAY! YOU'RE BACK!"

Kabuto was startled and a huge sweat drop appeared on the back of his head as Zaku danced around the room.

Five minutes later, he stopped and Kabuto started mixing a potion. Turning around to place it in a different tube, Kabuto yelped and dropped the potion when Zaku shoved his face in Kabuto's.

"Shouldn't you be going somewhere?" Zaku asked, looking at his watch.

Kabuto shook with anger and pushed the smaller boy out of his way.

"KABUTO! SHOULDN'T YOU BEING GOING SOMEWHERE!" Zaku screamed seven minutes later.

"No, Zaku," Kabuto answered, annoyed.

"Oh...Shouldn't you be going somewhere?" Zaku asked five minutes later.

Orochimaru looked up from his paper work and cocked his head at the faint sound of Kabuto screaming something like, "ZAKU YOU FUCKING BASTARD I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" and the sound of Zaku laughing and running away.

Then again, he could always be imagining it.

Ask him if he's a virgin.

"Hey, Pinky," Kin greeted.

Kabuto twitched at the name but greeted the girl with a terse, "Hello, Kin."

"Hey, Pinky?" Kin asked.

"Yeah," Kabuto answered.

"Are you a virgin?" Kin asked, innocent-eyed.

Kabuto stuttered and blushed.

"Are ya?" Kin asked, pressing the matter.

"Well, uh, yes, I am," Kabuto answered, muttered.

"You're what?" Kin asked.

"A...A virgin," Kabuto groaned.

Ask him why.

Several hours later, Kin approached Kabuto again.

"How come?" she asked.

"How come what?" Kabuto asked, looking up from his paperwork.

"How come your a virgin?" Kin asked.

Kabuto just stared. And stared. And stared. An-

The author got tired of writing the sentence and decided to make Kabuto give the "talk" to Kin.

"Oh...so THAT'S where babies come from...Of course, The Stork!" Kin said as if it was the newest thing ever.

Kabuto nodded and sent the girl on her way.

As soon as she was gone, Kabuto groaned.

"I can't believe I'm still a virgin..." he muttered to himself. "Boy, do I need a life."

Wake him up in the middle of the night, preferably around 2 to 3 a.m, screaming his name. When he responds, ask him if people grow from spores.

"KABUTO! KABUTO! KABUTO! KABUTO!" Sakon, Ukon, Jiroubou, and Kidoumaru all screamed.

Kabuto bolted upright and looked around wildly. "What is it!" he screamed in confusion.

"Do people grow from spores?" they all chorused.

Kabuto growled and launched himself from the bed.

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU ALL!" he screamed, chasing them around the base.

Pretty soon, Orochimaru, Kin, Dosu, Zaku, Sasuke, Tayuya, and Kimimaro all watched in amusement as Kabuto chased the four hysterical boys.

Sing "Ode to a Superhero" whenever Kidoumaru walks by.

"Kabuto," Dosu called out.

"What is it?" Kabuto asked, walking up to him.

"Watch this. AHEM!" Dosu coughed, bringing the attention off all the Sound Nin gathered on what seemed to be a bleacher.

Kabuto had a bad feeling about this.

Dosu picked up one of those pointy stick things and tapped it on the podium he had in front of him.

"And a 1, and a 2, and a 1,2,3,4," Dosu counted down.

"Peter Parker was pitiful
Couldn't have been any shyer
Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him
Even if his hair was on fire," Kin started.

"But then one day he went to that science lab
That mutated spider came down
Oh, and now Peter crawls over everyone's walls
And he's swingin' all over town," Zaku sang.

"La li la, li de da
La la, li le la da dum," they all sang together.

"Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man
Sling us a web tonight
'Cause we're all in the mood for a hero now
And there's evil doers to fight," Tayuya sang out, grinning.

"Now Harry the rich kid's a friend of his
Who horns in on Mary Jane
But to his great surprise it seems she prefers guys
Who can kiss upside down in the rain," Jiroubou belted out.

"With great power comes great responsibility"
That's the catch phrase of old Uncle Ben
If you missed it, don't worry, they'll say the line
Again and again and again," Sakon started, activating his level-two seal.

Just then, Kidoumaru jumped into the room using his webs. Strangely enough, he was wearing a Spiderman costume.

"Kidoumaru...?" Kabuto said, confused.

"Oh, la la la, di de da
La la, di di da da dom," they all sang together.

"Now Norman's a billionaire scientist- Kabuto? What are you doing?" Ukon broke off, looking at Kabuto.

Kabuto was currently talking to the wall.

"I think they're trying to make me crazy," he whispered seriously to the wall. Then he gave an extremely high-pitched giggle.

Tayuya leaned over to Kimimaro, pouted, and said, "That's not fair. He's supposed to stay sane until we're done."

Kimimaro grinned and said, "Watch this."

Kimimaro jumped off the bleaches and onto the ground. He walked over to Kabuto and said two words that would haunt Kabuto forever.

"Bran muffins..."

A/N: Yup, I definitely thought that chapter was the worst. But you can always review and tell me otherwise . Anyways, I'd like to thank all of my reviewers, you guys get me so motivated and I love hearing from you guys.

Until the next time we torture Kabu- I mean until next chapter,

-ZK