Title: 50 ways to Freak out Yakushi Kabuto: THE FANFICTION
Rating: T
Author: ZukoKrazy
Summary: Based off of 50 ways to piss off/ freak out Yakushi Kabuto. The Sound nin read the fic and decide to pull the pranks on poor Kabuto! 5 ways to freak Kabuto out a chapter.
Disclaimer: I do not own 50 ways to piss off/freak out Yakushi Kabuto. I do not own Naruto. I do, however, own this fanfiction. I do not own the Pied Piper of Hamlin.
Dedicated to: HarvestMoonRacoon and Billy, a horse I knew well, who died recently. R.I.P
Special thanks to: NoCareChakara, wildrook, Kimimaro-sama, SoundCloud, Between The Nightmares, Joyness, kimimaros-angel, Kage-chan, xpakux, Kai Sohma, Hatsumomo and Saiyuli, Kira-Kira Shiloh, Lyemi, Sanin Heroshima, Akamori-Chan, amie.stargazer, AnimexFreakx4xEva, and Mewy.
A/N: Wow! Thanks for all the reviews, guys! I loved reading all of them, and it makes me happy that I made you guys fall out of your chairs laughing Anyways, this is the last chapter until I get back from vacation. I'm leaving on Sunday, the 30th, and I won't be back until next Saturday. ENJOY!
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Sakon, Ukon, Jiroubou, Kidoumaru, Kimimaro, Tayuya, Zaku, Dosu, and Kin all sat around the small computer screen.
"That one," Dosu pointed.
"No, that one," Zaku argued.
"That one's better," Dosu said.
"No, that one is," Zaku disagreed.
Both boys glared at each other as Kin pushed between them, pointing at one between the two.
"That one!" she said, smiling.
They all looked at it and grinned evilly.
"That one it is…" Kidoumaru said, giving instructions to his fellow Sound nin.
THE SIXTH CHAPTER OF 50 WAYS TO FREAK OUT YAKUSHI KABUTO:THE FANFICTION BEGINS NOW!
27. Bookmark the Neopets homepage and program it to pop up whenever Kabuto gets online.
Kabuto sighed and sat down at his computer. Booting it up, he looked around in disinterest.
Kabuto was tired and hungry and annoyed. When Orochimaru-sama wasn't looking, he swore those Sound nin were going to get it.
Just as he was thinking of ways to torture Sakon through Tayuya, something popped up on his screen. Confused, he leaned forward in his chair.
What were they? They looked like some of Orochimaru's experiments!
"Welcome to Neopets! Welcome to Neopets! Welcome to Neopets!" the things chanted.
An hour later, Kin, Dosu, and Zaku poked their heads into the room and stared as they found Kabuto on the floor twitching, with the Neopets chanting in the background.
Kin laughed and Zaku smirked. Dosu walked up to the twitching boy and poked him with a stick he had found.
Kabuto responded with a lively kick in the wrong direction and passed out.
28. Hug him.
Kabuto woke up several hours later.
Sighing, he walked to the kitchen, hell-bent on getting some milk before Kimimaro drank it all.
Suddenly, Tayuya, Sakon, Ukon, Kimimaro, and Kidoumaru hugged him.
"What are you doing?" Kabuto cried.
"Nothing," came the muffled reply of Ukon.
29. Tightly.
Kin, Dosu, and Zaku raced through the halls and crashed into something big screaming, "Kabuto! Kabuto! Kabuto!"
"What are you guys doing!" Kabuto yelled under the pile of all the Sound shinobi.
"Nothing," they all chorused.
"GET OFF OF ME!" Kabuto yelled at the tope of his lungs.
They all laughed and hugged tighter.
Pretty soon, Kabuto was hugged so tightly that his breath was cut off, knocking him out.
The Sound nin took his body into the kitchen, tied him to a chair, and woke him up with a splash of water to the face.
Kabuto sputtered and looked up at the other Sound ninja in confusion.
Why was he tied down to a chair? Why was Tayuya grinning like that? What was that in her hands? Wait- what? BRAN MUFFIN! AHHH!
The others laughed as Tayuya made a screaming Kabuto eat some bran muffin.
30. When Orochimaru summons Kabuto, sing "The Pied Piper of Hamlin"
"Kabuto!" came the annoying voice of Sasuke. "Orochimaru wants you!"
Kabuto sighed and left his laboratory. Three heads looked into the room and immediately started setting up for the next prank.
As Kabuto walked down the hall, he heard a low murmuring.
Turning his head, he saw Sakon leaning against the wall, glaring at him. Then Kabuto heard what he was singing.
"Once more he stept into the
street,
And to his lips again," he murmured. Then he
stopped as disappeared.
Kabuto shook his head and continued, but was soon stopped by Ukon.
"Laid his long
pipe of smooth straight cane;
And ere he blew three notes
(such
sweet Soft notes as yet musician's cunning
Never gave the
enraptured air)," Ukon sang quietly.
Kabuto walked on, but stopped when he spotted Tayuya hanging from the ceiling.
"There was a
rustling, that seemed like a bustling
Of merry crowds justling at
pitching and hustling," she sang in a beautiful voice,
disappearing.
Kabuto walked on and stopped once more and he saw Kimimaro, Kidoumaru, Jiroubou, Zaku, and Dosu all standing together.
Kimimaro sang bravely,
"Small feet were pattering, wooden shoes clattering,
Little
hands clapping and little tongues chattering."
"And, like fowls in
a farm-yard when barley is scattering,
Out came the children
running," Kidoumaru sang next.
"All the little boys
and girls,
With rosy cheeks and flaxen curls," Jiroubou sang out
softly.
"And sparkling eyes
and teeth like pearls,
Tripping and skipping, ran merrily after,"
Zaku quietly said.
"The wonderful music with shouting and laughter," Dosu finished gravely.
In unison, they looked down the hall and stared. Orochimaru came walking out of his room, saw the stares and said, "What?"
Kabuto fainted.
31. Break a small glass container. Cover his desk (and his papers) with cooked ramen, and run to him, screaming, "The tapeworms are escaping! The tapeworms are escaping!"
Sakon and Tayuya all set up the prank in his lab.
They heard footsteps coming down the hall and Tayuya hid.
"KABUTO! THE TAPEWORMS ARE ESCAPING! THE TAPEROWRMS ARE ESCAPING!" Sakon and Ukon both yelled as loud as possible.
They heard Kabuto scream and they watched as he ran into the room, frantically searing for another container. Tayuya hung from the ceiling and took a long noodle.
When Kabuto was right under her, she dropped it onto his head.
She watched, silently laughing, as he froze, felt the tope of his head and screamed like a girl.
"THE TAPEWORMS ARE ESCAPING! THE TAPEWORMS ARE ESCAPING! THE TAPEWORMS ARE ESCAPING!" Sakon and Ukon screamed over and over again.
Orochimaru walked into the laboratory, pasted the three screaming idiots, and picked up some of the noodles.
He raised them to his mouth and ate them. "OROCHIMARU-SAMA! NOOOO!" Kabuto screamed.
Kabuto fell on the floor, dead.
Just kidding. If he were dead, whom would Orochimaru screw? Just kidding. Again.
Kabuto fell to the ground, unconscious.
Tayuya, Sakon, Ukon, and Orochimaru all looked at Kabuto and laughed some more.
Orochimaru, Ukon, Sakon, and Tayuya all pulled him into the bathroom, where they tied him to the toilet and finger-painted on his face and stomach. Orochimaru wanted to go lower, but the other three stopped him.
Several hours later, Kabuto woke up and blinked. Why was he on his bed? He sat up and walked into the bathroom and screamed.
On his face where various designs of hearts, stars, and all things girly. Wait, what was that?
Kabuto looked closer and fainted as he realized what it was and why it had Orochimaru's signature under it.
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A/N: Yup, definitely my worst. Sorry if I disappointed anyone, but I wrote this in a rush to post before I left.
I hope you enjoyed it and reviews are always nice.
-ZK