Title: 50 ways to Freak out Yakushi Kabuto: THE FANFICTION
Rating: T
Author: ZukoKrazy
Summary: Based off of 50 ways to piss off/ freak out Yakushi Kabuto. The Sound nin read the fic and decide to pull the pranks on poor Kabuto! 5 ways to freak Kabuto out a chapter.
Disclaimer: I do not own 50 ways to piss off/freak out Yakushi Kabuto. I do not own Naruto. I do, however, own this fanfiction.
Dedicated to: HarvestMoonRacoon and everyone who is fighting in wars around the world.
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A/N: 103 reviews! Wow guys, thank you so much! Wow, I feel really happy. Really, thanks soooo much, this is by far my most popular fanfic. Shall I do another?
Poll results concerning another story:
Iruka: 4
Orochimaru: 3
Shizune: 1
Kiba: 1
Gaara: 1
Looks like Iruka is the winner. After I post this chapter I will PM the mighty HarvestMoonRacoon and ask her permission, again. I already have a good way to start the story off .
On with the story!
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The various Sound ninja collapsed in Kidoumaru's room, all thoroughly exhausted. Sakon giggled as he read some more of Kabuto's diary. Kidoumaru went onto the Internet and opened the file once more.
The Sound Ninja huddled tightly around the flickering screen and laughed in glee as they imagined all the things they could, and will, do to the poor glasses-wearing boy.
They all quickly agreed on the next on, although Sakon and Ukon looked rather annoyed at the prank.
"Let's do it," Dosu said.
"Um, that's my line," Kidoumaru looked agitated as he said this.
"No," Dosu argued. "Look at all the chapters, from one to seven, and count how many times you've said, 'let's do this,' before the author inserts the capital introduction of the chapter."
"Fine," Kidoumaru accepted the challenge; somewhat confused that Dosu would go so deeply into it.
He popped out of the computer screen of a random reader, knocked the reader out of their chair and sat down with Dosu, who had also popped out.
"There, chapter number two," Kidoumaru said arrogantly.
"Actually, I'd like to point out that the quote was, 'Let's go', not 'Let's do this,'" the nearly appeared Zaku stated matter-of-factly.
Kidoumaru sulked while Dosu read on.
"There! Chapter three!" Kidoumaru said happily.
"Nope," Dosu, Kin, and Zaku all said together.
"Ha! In chapter four, Tayuya stole the line from you!" Jiroubou laughed, appearing from the Naruto world.
"She said let's go," Kidoumaru whined.
After they checked all of the chapters, the Sound Nin went back into the Naruto world, leaving behind a very confused reader.
"So, it turns out that you haven't said it once," Dosu said smugly.
Kidoumaru huffed and turned away.
Dosu cleared his throat and prepared to say the line in the best voice he could manage when suddenly Kidoumaru pushed him away and shouted, "LET'S DO THIS!"
THE EIGHTH CHAPTER OF 50 WAYS TO FREAK OUT YAKUSHI KABUTO:THE FANFICTION BEGINS NOW!
37. Poke Ukon when Sakon isn't looking.
Sakon was walking along, being sure to stay where he knew Kabuto was going to be, when suddenly Tayuya popped out from nowhere and poked the sleeping Ukon, saying, "Poke!" then under her breath, "You complete ."
Kabuto raised an eyebrow as Tayuya disappeared as Sakon rolled his eyes.
Five minutes later, Kabuto and Sakon were discussing the many levels of stupidity of Uzumaki Naruto when Jiroubou "snuck" up behind Sakon and poked Ukon, saying in an obnoxious voice, "Poke."
Sakon twitched and turned to beat the fat man as Kabuto watched in minor amusement.
"He's enjoying it!" Kidoumaru said from his room, watching Kabuto on his computer. "Deploy I.A.S. stat, over!" he yelled into his radio.
"Roger," came the staticy voice of Dosu, "Preparing I.A.S., over."
"This is the I.A.S. leader, reporting a problem. It seems our fourth member has "the runs" and is unable to participate. Send in the emergency member, stat. Over," Kimimaro said.
"Deploying immediately, over," Kidoumaru responded.
He turned to Jiroubou and nodded, who opened a cage holding Tayuya, who was foaming at the mouth for some odd reason.
Jiroubou held up a bone and threw it towards the direction of Kimimaro's room. Tayuya let out an unearthly howl and bounded after the bone.
"Emergency member deployed, over," Kidoumaru said to Kimimaro, turning back to the computer screen where Sasuke, who was being paid, was poking Ukon.
Kabuto continued eating his BLUEBERRY muffin while watching and laughing as Ukon was continually poked.
Suddenly there was what seemed to be a bomb exploding inside the kitchen. The smoke was enough to get Kabuto coughing and spitting blueberries everywhere.
The smoke cleared to reveal Kimimaro in a Tarzan costume in front, Kin, Dosu, and Tayuya backing up with gorilla costumes.
They ripped off the costumes to reveal them in Rock Lee and Gai spandex.
Kimimaro did the good guy pose and shouted, "THE I.A.S. HAS ARRIVED!"
"I.A.S?" Kabuto asked, sweat dropping at the costumes. Though he secretly liked the view of Tayuya he was receiving.
"THE IMMEDIATE ANNOYANCE SQUAD!" all four members shouted at once.
Kabuto tried to run, but was pulled back by Dosu. They then proceeded to annoy Kabuto in any and every way possible.
38. Cover Kabuto's room in flypaper.
As Kabuto was annoyed by the I.A.S., Sakon, Ukon, Zaku, Jiroubou, and Kidoumaru were all setting up the next prank:
Cover every inch of Kabuto's room in flypaper.
"I.A.S. mission completed, target heading back to room, over," Kimimaro said.
"Shoot," Kidoumaru whispered. They were nowhere near done.
"Get out of room! Target nearing at rapid pace, over!" Kin yelled.
"Emergency Plan B! Commence Emergency Plan B!" Kidoumaru yelled into the radio.
"Roger," came Dosu's voice.
Outside, they heard Zaku calling Kabuto. The footsteps that had been nearing the door stopped and walked away with Zaku, who would push Kabuto into a lake.
The pranksters in the room disappeared as they set the last paper down.
Kabuto opened his door and walked into his room, grumbling curses directed to Zaku.
Suddenly he stopped as he realized his bare feet where sticking to something.
Horrified, Kabuto looked up slowly and screamed as he realized his entire room was covered in flypaper.
Suddenly, Tayuya shoved his from behind and disappeared as Kabuto pitched forward.
Five hours later at dinner, Kabuto stormed in covered in welts and red all over.
The Sound Nin immediately held back their laughter as Kabuto slowly raised a red finger and pointed at them.
"You…" he growled, singling out Tayuya. "YOU WILL DIE!"
Tayuya screamed and bolted from the table, Kabuto hot in pursuit.
By now, the Sound Ninja were rolling on the floor laughing, only to laugh harder as Kabuto tripped over Jiroubou.
39. Ask Kidoumaru loudly why he loves Tayuya so much.
It was a time of quiet in the Sound hideout. Some ninja were on missions while others were just lazing about.
Kidoumaru was enjoying a game of chess with Zaku while Tayuya and Kin were performing a complicated duet with flutes. Kabuto was reading a book entitled, "How to Avoid Insanity While Living with Lunatics and Retards."
Zaku moved his pawn and said casually, "Hey Kidoumaru."
Said four-armed-teenager looked up.
"Why do you love Tayuya so much?" Zaku practically screamed.
Behind his book, Kabuto paled. Tayuya and Kin stopped playing and Tayuya slapped her flute into Kin's hand. Zaku and Kidoumaru's game of chess was tossed away as Tayuya swept her arm across the checkered board.
The two boys simply closed their eyes and braced themselves.
40. Tell him (after Tayuya beats both of you to a pulp) that Kabuto told you to say that.
After Tayuya was done and had resumed playing the duet with Kin, Kidoumaru looked to Zaku in fury.
Zaku, who was supporting two black eyes and a swollen lip raised his hands in defense and said, "Kabuto told me to say it."
Luckily, Tayuya and Kin had arrived at a point in the piece where the concentration was most needed, and didn't hear him.
Kidoumaru walked up to Kabuto, threw his book across the room where it hit Kin in the head, knocking her unconscious, and promptly slapped Kabuto across the face.
Kabuto looked up into the face of the boy with a broken nose and bleeding eyebrow and said, "Umm…you two would make a cute couple?"
Kabuto woke up several days later stuffed in a bowling bag in a closet.
41. Call Orochimaru "Mr. Jackson".
"Orochimaru-sama!" Kabuto called out, having finally freed himself of the dreaded closet. "Zaku clogged the toilet again, do you know where the plunger is?"
Kimimaro appeared and said, "Mr. Jackson sends his apologies; he does not know where the plunger is."
Kimimaro disappeared, leaving a confused and annoyed Kabuto behind. "It's Orochimaru-sama, not Mr. Jackson!"
Kabuto didn't recognize the reference, but he assumed the worst.
A couple days later, Kabuto was trying a raspberry muffin with Sakon as Orochimaru walked in.
"Mr. Jackson! Mr. Jackson! Kabuto was teasing me!" Sakon whined, pointing at the offending bran muffin hater.
"Kabuto, you know Sakon is younger than you. Don't tease him anymore," Orochimaru scolded.
"B-But, you're name is Orochimaru!" Kabuto cried.
"No, it's Mr. Jackson. Mr. Jackson! Kabuto lied!" Sakon cried out again.
Orochimaru shook his head and said, "What am I going to do with you two? Always arguing! Kabuto, go to your room."
Kabuto stomped to his room, angry and confused.
He jumped onto his bed and buried his face in his pillow.
Only them did he realize that he forgot to take the flypaper off his pillow.
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A/N: Well, there you have it. Ok, It's 11 o'clock, be happy with this or I will send my rabid pop tarts to attack your house. Thank you for reading. I am, as of now, going to ask the all-powerful HarvestMoonRacoon if I can do an Iruka one. I'll let you guys know what the answer is next time. I hope you enjoyed reading this chapter, because it was a blast to write.
Seriously, does anyone read these?
Until next time,
-ZK