Alrighty chapter 2, a bit longer enjoy or else.

Addison was waiting in the airport terminal, her flight wasn't for another half an hour but this gave her a chance to clear her thoughts. She had gotten a verbal punch in the face from Richard for breaking Derek's nose, actually he wasn't took distraught over his Neuro surgeon's nose but more so with the fact that his business that he ran with Preston Burke would have a downfall in customer's due to their star employees insisted on going to Florida for spring break.

Her thoughts flashed back to the halls of Seattle Grace where before she left everyone in the hospital was laughing that Derek had his nose broken by a 450 dollar heel. Not to mention that his soon to be ex wife had done the deed, needless to say it had an adverse effect on his masculinity and if that kept happening he soon wouldn't have a penis. He would then be left to rely on Meh growing one and unless she had some hidden secret like not only was she a crack whore but a hermaphrodite it wasn't going to happen.

Looking down at her watch she had noticed her thoughts had kept her amused for fifteen minutes, standing up she grabbed her luggage and decided to board the plane. Once on the plane she was guided into a window seat, as she seated herself she ordered a vodka and tonic, it was going to be a flight she would need to drink on. Plus why not arrive at spring break drunk, everyone else there was going to be hammered. Moments later she was greeted by a young lady dressed in very corporate business attire.

"Hi I'm Brandy" The young woman said with a smile, Addison shook her hand and continued to look out onto the tarmac.

"I'm Addison, Dr Addison Montgomery-Sh…Montgomery" She loved introducing herself as Dr, that and introducing herself as Cobra, but that name was only used after hours.

"Nice to meet you, so where are you headed?"

"Florida, for spring break" Downing her second vodka and tonic she ordered another one, the flight attendants were getting a bit worried at her fast consumption of alcohol. Not to mind though Addison was a fun drunk.

"Oh really how cool. I'm off to a legal conference in New York"

"You're a lawyer? I'm in need of one of those"

Brandy was about to step in and say she was actually going to the legal conference to help her boss, she was only an assistant but Addison hadn't given her a chance.

"Consider your self hired, you're going to get me divorced" Just as the flight attendant was coming with her drink she ordered another one. "We need to celebrate I'm leaving my retard of a husband" Brandy took the other glass but Addison snatched it out of her hand and drank both.

"Uh I'm not a lawyer, I'm only 17"

"Look that's a minor detail, you look smart enough, here let me do something for you" She grabbed a piece of paper from her brief case and began to scribble all over it, the alcohol already effecting her inhibitions. Handing the piece of paper, Brandy just looked at it strangely.

"You know that doesn't count as an actual diploma right?"

"Sure it does, now you're coming to Florida with me and you're going to get me divorced and I will pay you copious amounts of money and now I shall get plastered" With that Addison pet Brandy on the head and continued on drinking. After hours passed their flight landed in Florida and Brandy needed to help Addison off the plane, who was stumbling. Brandy accepted Addi's job offer even if she had no idea what she was doing she had some fake law certificate her client made and insured payment.

The soon arrived at the hotel room they were staying in, Addi stumbled into the elevator and as they waited she pulled her clarinet from her bag. Why she packed it she wasn't sure of but she decided she couldn't leave it in Derek's trailer, which she decided to riddle with bacon so that doc would tear apart her jack ass husband's belongings. Of course she moved most of her things into a safe a place and hopefully Derek would have a nice little surprise waiting for him.

Brandy glanced sideways at Addison and watched as she brought the clarinet to her lips, as she blew one note Brandy slapped the clarinet away. "We're trying to be professional" She said still trying to get used to the fact she was going to be Addi's divorce attorney. Addi however didn't listen and went to play it again, and yet again Brandy slapped the clarinet away yet again and Addison just pouted, trying her luck again she found the clarinet being slapped away once more.

When the elevator reached the floor the doors opened and to any people waiting for the elevator they bore witness to Brandy and Addison wrestling around, Brandy holding the clarinet away from Addison as she drunkenly tugged at her hair. It took them a while to finally realise that the elevator had stopped and when they looked up both of their faces turned a deep shade of scarlet and they sheepishly left the elevator. Brandy still holding the clarinet, when they reached their room they unpacked their things and Addison decided it was time they had some fun. Brandy remained hesitant.

Brandy remained dressed in her business attire even though Addison pleaded with her to change into something more fitting of the Spring Break activities but she refused. Addison on the other hand got dressed into a bikini and wrapped a sarong around her waist and placed her large Chanel glasses on her head and called her sister. Brandy called her boss to tell him that she had found a better job, not exactly explaining what the job was considering it wasn't too legal. Addison waited for her sister to pick up and when she did she smiled.

"Hey Jessabelle"

"You're drunk, you only call me that when you've had one too many. Where are you?"

"I'm in my hotel room, where are you?" Her words slurred a little.

"I'm down by the TRL tent meet me here kay?"

"Yea will do" Hanging up she grabbed Brandy by the arm and dragged her to the elevator. "You're gonna come have some fun with me and make sure I don't get into trouble" As they entered the streets they marvelled at how many people were partying, Addi eyes many a hot guy and joined a conga line that was passing them by. Brandy couldn't catch where she was going and wandered off. As she was walking away she decided she needed a drink, okay she was underage but she looked over 21. She made her way over to where a keg was situated and grabbed herself a beer. "Hey what do you think you're doing?" She wondered who was talking to her.

Too her right was a girl who was a couple inches shorter than her and she was holding a spork out in a threatening manner. "Uh getting a drink" Brandy said hesitantly.

"Yeah from my keg!"

"Aren't you like 10?" Brandy said matter-o-factly.

"No I'm 13 actually"

"Yeah but legally you aren't old enough to drink or legally purchase a keg so how did you get one?"

"What do you think I use this spork to make myself look good?"

"What's your name?" Brandy said raising an eyebrow.

"Allie and you?"

"Brandy, look I need to go find a friend, you wanna help me?" Allie nodded her head and they waked off in search of Addison. Meanwhile Addison had removed herself from the conga line and met with her younger sister who was sipping on a vodka cruiser by the TRL tent. She was about to approach her when she found herself being intercepted. "Hey wanna buy some e, only $30 for a tab" When Addison looked at the woman she noticed it was Tyra Banks, Kayli's assistant. Sure enough Kay could be heard yelling. "fsdfjhugf;kfglj Not like that you idiot!" Kay soon emerged from behind the tent and looked shocked when she saw Addi.

"Kay what are you doing here?"

"Well we're trying to expand our drug market; we have already been kicked out of Mexico. They said we were corrupting their youth with our filthy 'American' drug. Like their drugs are any better" Addison cocked an eyebrow and just sighed, Kay was all business, and she wondered how she got away with leaving the hospital but she knew better than to ask, Kayli had many hidden talents.

"Look I have to go I'm meeting someone, we'll catch up some time okay" Addison smiled and left the two drug dealers to go speak with Jess who was chatting up a younger man. Addison interrupted them and pulled her sister into an embrace, before snatching her drink and downing it. "Well hello to you too" Jess said before grabbing herself a new drink.

"Hey I'm getting divorced I have a right to get plastered" Jess laughed and led her to a secluded part of the beach.

"Seriously? You're divorcing that jackass?"

"Hell yeah and now I'm ready to party away my misery" She said while slightly shaking her hips to the music that could be heard.

"I think you've had a bit much to drink"

"And I don't think you've had enough" Addison said before getting her sister and herself another drink.

Meanwhile back in Seattle things were getting a little hectic without Richard's star OBGYN, the underground fighting loop that happened in the basement was getting out of control and he was getting calls from bookies, then Derek requested vacation time and now Meredith Grey could be found doing coke lines off any shiny surface in the hospital. Richard had seen better days. Just as he had hung up the phone Bailey burst through the door.

"Richard we have an issue!"