Chapter 3
The chief rose out of his chair and looked at Bailey with concern pouring over his features. Bailey was panting, having run a full flight of stairs because the elevator was occupied. She could have sworn she heard McDreamy and Meh having a fight in there and she promised herself that once this issue was dealt with she would make it her mission to torture that wavy haired retard. Her breathing finally calmed down and she rested her palms on the Chief's desk, furrowing her brow in the process.
"What is it?" Richard said becoming impatient.
"The NICU is out of control, there are bookies down in the foyer yelling and the elevator is out of order. And if that's not all our head of Neurology is missing"
Richard collapsed into his chair and sighed, things were not looking good. He had tried to delay the bookies as long as he could but they wanted their share of the winnings they had made. The underground fights had been a flop these days, with his star fighter in the ring he was losing more money than he was making. Sure Cristina was nuts but that was half the problem, no one was willing to face her. So while Addison was away he tried his hardest to organise fights for Cristina but no one would bite.
"Alright, I need to make some calls; you go handle the elevator situation"
Bailey nodded and turned and left the elevator, she had her own plan to fix everything in the hospital. She really did not care about the absence of her intern or the retard that pined over her while he was still married to an incredibly hot surgeon. Hell if Bailey wasn't married with children she probably would have left her husband for Addison. As she was walking down the halls she spotted Dr Yang, her best intern and quickly made a bee line in her direction. "Yang I need your help"
Cristina was reading over a patients chart when she heard Bailey snap at her, turning around she faced the short but surprisingly intimidating resident. She was hoping it was some cool case that had just been brought in, she hadn't been in the OR in a day and she was beginning to have withdrawal symptoms. The chief had promised her that if she won the next three fights she would get to scrub in on every one of his surgeries for the next three weeks however there had been no one to fight. Her crazy persona scared everyone off. "What is it Dr Bailey?"
"I need to get to Florida, and my husband has the car and I don't like flying. I hear you have a motorbike, think you could ride me up there"
"Uh…let me get this straight you want me to ride you to Florida? Why?" Cristina raised an eyebrow.
"We need to get Addison Shepherd back here, so you in?"
"Sure, sounds like fun. When do we leave?"
"As soon as I get dumb and dumber out of the elevator" Cristina nodded and Bailey headed towards the stair well and took the stairs to the floor in which the elevator was stuck on.
Meanwhile in the stuck elevator Derek was beginning to go stir crazy, after spending so much time with Meredith he was beginning to wonder why he had slept with her in the first place. She was constantly ranting and whining and he couldn't handle it. He felt like smashing her face in but his 2 million a dollar hand was too important to be wasted on her face. He kept looking at her face and thinking about how it didn't even compare to Addison's beauty, then he tried to see if the sex is what kept him going after Meredith but that wasn't even any good. He was really beginning to wonder what had been going through his head.
"Will you please shut up!" Derek exclaimed, he really wanted to get out of that elevator and find Addison and beg her not to divorce him, it had taken him one broken down elevator to make him realise that Meredith was nothing more than a one night stand, that he just kept running back to.
"Derek is something the matter?"
"Yes you won't shut the hell up and I have just realised that I am in love with my wife and not you. Look be quiet for 5 minutes, actually why don't you just stop speaking all together. Have you ever noticed how whiny and annoying your voice is? UGH no wonder I told you to be quiet during sex."
The tears began to prick the back of Meredith's eyes and the tears soon began to flow and she began to sob uncontrollably and that only made Derek's annoyance grown into unbearable anger. Back out in the hall Bailey was leaning into the door and listening to their conversation, laughing to herself as she listened to Derek's epiphany, albeit a late one it was still a sign of growth and she welcomed it. "Alright men you can open the doors" She turned to the fireman and decided she had enough of watching Derek squirm.
"Uh we can't its not broken down, it turns out that the stop button is just held down"
"What?" Bailey looked at him and then back to the shut elevator doors. "You have got to be kidding me. One of you idiots is holding the stop button" Inside the elevator Derek listened carefully to Bailey's words and then looked around, and there it was. Meredith's hand was compressed down on the stop button. He was about to just grab her head and slam it into the door when Meredith noticed what he was looking at. She blushed and removed her hand. "Oops"
"That's all you can say, Oops? UGH you idiot we were down here for two hours all because you had your hand on the stop button my god" As soon as the elevator came back on to the floor he stormed out of the elevator and left a broken down Meredith inside crying. Bailey didn't go in and console instead she just laughed and walked off towards the parking lot. Cristina was leaning on her motorbike waiting, holding two helmets, she was about to take one of the helmets when George O'Malley came running out. "Alright ladies we ready?"
"What is he doing here Yang?"
Cristina sighed and nodded her head. "I told George he could come, he didn't want to be stuck here with the stand in OBGYN and he said he would promise to let me in on any cool cases and he's going to ride in the side car" Bailey looked slightly frustrated but it was Cristina's bike so it was essentially her call. Taking a helmet from Cristina, she hopped on the back of the bike behind Cristina who was already revving the engine. Bailey gave the go ahead and they soon made their way out of the parking lot and in the direction of Florida. It would be a long ride but they all knew that.
Derek had managed to avoid running into Richard and he was currently in the Attending's locker room packing his things, he was on a mission to win back his wife's heart and he was determined to do so. Not only that but he was trying to stealthily evade Meredith Grey, whom he really wasn't fond of at this point in time. Grabbing his bags he snuck out of the hospital and got in his range rover, destination the air port. At the same time Richard was doing everything in his power to avoid the bookie's but it was too late and so far he was signing their checks, the bets they had arranged. He offered to get Addison back but they refused and this was not boding well for him. He was regretting his choice to let Addison go to Florida now.
Back in Florida Brandy was on a mission with Allie to find Addison, they weren't having much luck, everywhere was too crowded and they had stumbled onto the beach. Allie had become distracted by a beach volleyball game and Brandy was trying to sway Allie into getting back on track, she had sworn she had seen a fiery red headed woman walking around but when she made her way over to where she thought she was she had disappeared. Little did Brandy know that Jess and Addison had become part of the crowd viewing the antics of the infamous stripper Kendy was putting on one hell of a show.
Addison could barely see over the large crowd but felt as though the dancer was familiar; she began to brush through the crowd making her way to the front, dragging Jess with her. When they finally made it to the front Addison's mouth dropped, it was her protégé, her padowan, her apprentice. The only person in the world she considered her daughter who she had trained since she joined Richard's apostle of strippers. He liked to say they resembled the twelve apostles but that wasn't politically correct, so they agreed not to put that on any of the billboards. The last thing Richard needed was Christians and Catholics knocking on the doors of SGH.
It surprised Addison to see Kendel up on stage, she knew she was in Florida but she had no idea she was performing. She watched in amazement, surprised at her apprentices talent, when Cobra and Kendy hit up the strip poles there was no other match for the duo. They earned like 5 grand a piece in half an hour. It's easier to understand why Richard didn't want to let Addison go now. Before the act had finished a crazy Kayli was on stage jumping around and yelling some gibberish on top of other things.
"STOP STARIN AT MY WOMAN! She's for my eyes only" She yelled into the microphone and tried to scare off all the men in the crowd but they wouldn't go. This was frustrating Kay and she began to scream. Kendel stopped dancing and then Kay stopped yelling and they ran into each other's arms, in slow motion which was weird considering everything else was in normal speed. After they embraced people in the crowd started to disperse and leave but Addison and Jess remained.
"PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG" Kendel yelled. Addison sighed and stepped up onto the stage.
"POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG" Kay matched Kendel's randomness with her own and Jess just looked puzzled.
"What's going on?" Jess whispered to her sister.
"An intense match of ping pong I wouldn't get in the way" Addison had known of Kendel's and Kayli's friendship, or love affair she wasn't exactly sure what it was but they were close to say the least. That's how Addi became friends with Kay, she had seen her at the club Richard ran many a time, at first she assumed she was looking for a job but then Kendel told her the story. They had met a long time ago, Ken was working in San Jose, trying to make a name for herself and Kayli, and well she was doing what she does best. Dealing drugs, and lets just say it was lust/love at first drug deal.
Jess and Addison continued to watch the intense match and soon Kayli gave up and growled she hated losing. Kendel turned around, doing a victory dance in the process and spotted Addison, immediately grabbing her in a hug. "What re you doing here?" She said with an ear to ear grin.
"I came to enjoy spring break with my sister, away from that jerk who I will soon no longer have to call my husband"
"You're getting a divorce! I have been waiting for this day my whole life"
"I highly doubt that Ken, so you didn't tell me you were dancing up here. Richard is going nuts"
"I just needed a change of scenery, seeing the same old faces was getting to me"
"Make me a sandwich" Kay interjected, her hands firmly placed on her hips.
"Only if you clean my room" Kay was about to go clean her room when she realised that there was no room to clean.
Addison just laughed and Kendel sighed. "Look I have to get back to work and I promised Kay I would distract her from Tyra for a while. Where is she by the way?"
"I locked her up in my car, don't worry I wound the windows down and put the Paris Hilton cd on for her" Kay let out an evil laugh and Jess took it upon herself to lead Addison away quietly. "You sure do know some weird people"
"Yeah I know, so we need to find Brandy…" Addison looked around for her lawyer or any signs of her; it couldn't be too hard to find her considering she was the only one on the beaches in business attire.
Finally Bailey, Cristina and George arrived in Florida, you're probably wondering how they managed to get there on the same day they left, and well it puzzles me too. Honestly I don't know, maybe they decided to catch a plane or perhaps Cristina's bike had jets, look why are you asking me this because I have no god damn idea. Leave me the hell alone I'm just the correspondent no one tells me anything I just write.
Anywho they have arrived and that's all that matters. Bailey got off the bike, classic aviator sunglasses were worn by the three of them, the small intimidating black woman parted the night crowds and led the other two interns into the heart of the party. They all looked a little out of place, they were all still in their scrubs so they were easy to pick out in a crowd. "Alright Y'all split up and look around this place for Montgomery-Shepherd and I...well what I do is none of your business" The interns followed her directions and took separate paths.
"Hey would you watch where you're going…gimme that you big bafoon" Bailey was still in control even in Florida, snatching a bottle of tequila from one of the partiers she smelt it and cringed and then took a large swig. "You call this alcohol; you're a big bunch of babies. I'm the Nazi I'm gonna show you how a real woman drinks" The guys started laughing and she downed the bottle of tequila as if it was nothing and remained standing and just laughed. Their mouths gaped and Bailey knew that she was going to have some fun.
Alrighty there we go, it's longer than the other two but yea woo it's action packed.