"It's Game Night, beyotches!" Deadpool yelled.
"And a ssssmokin' one at that!" The Mask yelled.
"Gaming Time 4 is finally starting!" Mr Mxyzptlk added. "Let's get started, chums."
At long last, after many months, it was finally time. Everyone gathered at the Show Town town hall, ready for the night.
"Finally." Morgana sighed happily. "The next game night."
"Wouldn't it be nice to get with everyone again?" Rita's Mom asked.
"Yep, Charlene." Haztim agreed, smacking her on her bottom, making her blush.
"Not with everyone watching, dear." She whispered to him, before looking at Terri, Sherri, and Jerri as they were snickering behind her back.
"Before we go on, let me say something to our number one reader for this series." Deadpool informed. "Yo, RedHood123, I've got something for ya, man. The karaoke finale will be the 100th gaming chapter. So it'll need to be awesome, and here's an idea for it: Rexy and Charmese from DP994's Pokemon Mystery Dungeon story sing Fairytale of New York by The Pogues."
"You seriously suggesting we sing a song?!" Rexy exclaimed, as he and Charmese came from nowhere.
"Who do you think we are, Donnie & Marie?!" Charmese agreed.
"Come on, you two, it'll be fun." The Mask informed.
"Well, what does that other author dude think?" Rexy asked.
"We'll just be taking a dump on Patrat's porch while you lot do whatever shit you're doing." Charmese added as she and Rexy walked off.
As the two foul-mouthed Pokémon left, The Mask opened the lock with a giant key, letting everyone inside.
"For our first game on the road to the 100th chapter for our gaming stories, Bolt and Mittens will be playing Whack Your Computer, while aiming to find all 15 ways." The Mask announced.
"I've been thinking that we should voice the characters." Bolt informed Mittens.
"There's a thought." Mittens replied.
After they loaded up the game, the first thing they clicked on was the computer itself.
"Me smash computer!" Bolt yelled, in a fake voice.
After the computer was smashed, the two characters (in the game) were dressed as prehistoric people.
"Ooh, you charm me with your destructiveness!" Mittens yelled, in a fake voice.
Next, was the axe, where the man threw a fire axe at the computer with MLG accuracy.
"Headshot!" Bolt yelled, in the same fake voice from earlier.
"Oooh, you charm me!" Mittens yelled, in her same fake voice.
Next, was the swords, where the man sliced the computer with two swords.
"Me the next Samurai Jack!" Bolt yelled, once again in his fake voice.
"Ooh, use one of those swords to pleasure my..." Mittens went in the fake voice before stopping herself, then speaking in her real voice. "Actually, there's children around."
Over the next suggestions (the Phone, Hammer, Dynamite (which they mentioned the man was trying to be like Wile E Coyote), Bow and Arrow, the Man's Foot, the Rocket Launcher, Fish Bowl, Ornament, Chainsaw, Office Chair, Woman's Foot, and Spear), Bolt and Mittens said something completely random while trying to do the voices for the characters.
"Looks like we did it, Bolt." Mittens informed, in her fake voice.
Suddenly, the computer they were using had a red screen and evil eyes. Before it could do anything, Bolt blasted the evil computer with his laser eyes before he and Mittens got into prehistoric clothing, and swinging out of the Town Hall on a vine.
"That's one way to make an exit." Deadpool commented. "Oh, by the way, DP994 forgot one rule: there should be romance between each couple during their chapters."
See you all next time.
