I know it's been a while since I updated but hey I have a life, despite what some of you think and school...so um yea it's here now so it's all good.
Chapter 4
Derek was growing impatient as he sat on the flight, he was fidgeting and the whiny lady kept on talking to him. His first mistake was mentioning that he was a surgeon and now she was asking him all sorts of medical questions. Taking a deep breath he excused himself from the boring conversation and walked towards the bathroom, he was feeling unusually itchy in the crotch region and had been for quite some time. As he entered the tiny toilet he sat on the toilet seat and sighed, he wondered what everyone was doing most of all he was thinking about Addison.
The woman he married and used to play fun games with, sometimes they would experiment and drop tabs of e before sexing it up a little of course that was back in their med school days. Then there were their games of hooker's monopoly and strip cluedo. How he missed that woman, looking at the mirror he sighed, he looked like shit but that was due to the copious amounts of coke he had been doing to help him sleep and make the sex with Meredith easier to handle. Who at this stage was growing uglier by the second.
His hand began to scratch furiously at his manhood, the feeling was welcome as the itching feeling slowly passed, he wondered what was causing it and he continued to scratch. When the itch remained he became curious and decided he should take a look, undoing his belt and unbuttoning his trousers he peered down his boxer shorts and began to swear to himself. "That fucking whore gave me crabs!" He yelled not caring if anyone else heard.
Panic worked it's way across his features when he heard someone knocking on the door, quickly he did up his pants and opened the door, rushing past the person who was next in line to use it. The rest of the flight became increasingly awkward as he began regretting even further sleeping with the woman known as Meredith Grey. Not only that but the itching had failed to cease so he was always tempted to reach into his trousers and scratch away but the lady sitting next to him, who wouldn't shut up prevented him from doing that.
Meanwhile at Seattle Grace Richard had paged Preston Burke, head of the cardiothoracic department for an urgent meeting. Burke confidently strode up the stairs and headed in the direction of Richard's office, eager to find out what this last minute meeting was about. He hoped it had something to do with him becoming chief of surgery after Richard retired but when he arrived in the office he found Richard sitting in his chair breathing deeply. This didn't seem like it would be good news.
"Burke we have a lot of problems"
"What are you talking about?" Burke said raising an eyebrow, curious as to what was going on.
"Addison and Kendel are in Florida, the underground fights have been shut down due to the fact no one is willing to fight your girlfriend and now Bailey and Derek have run off"
"Holy shit, what are we gonna do?"
"Well for starters we need to go to Florida and get our god damn best employees back, then our doctors. We can't have our business going under"
Burke nodded in agreement; they had spent a lot of time building up their business. So far they had a string of gentlemen's clubs situated at various points around Seattle. Each dragging in a hefty amount of money as Burke and Richard had a knack for picking out girls with the stripping talent. They each considered themselves entrepreneurs; Burke was set to take over the business when Richard had enough money to retire but with the issues that had just arisen there would be a minor set back in his plans. "Alright so when to we leave?"
"I have a car waiting for us and we will head to the airport immediately, our private jet is waiting on standby" Richard stood up and he and Burke nodded in perfect timing, both exiting the office; destination Florida. Little did Richard and Burke know that they had an audience. Alex Karev was chasing after Izzie, the object in which he desired but she was how she was usual. Stubborn, even after everything that happened with Denny, and his effort to get her back into the program, a long with help from the others and a hefty bribe she still refused to go on a date with him.
"Aww c'mon Izz please?"
"No, you missed your chance, the beast is fed and you are not getting any more of this awesome sex"
"This sounds all too familiar... Almost like déjà vu"
"Shutup Alex, the chief and Burke are gone, Bailey took Cristina and George to Florida to find Addison and now Derek is going there too, and Meredith is down in Kay's meth lab getting high. I've decided I'm going to Florida, so if anyone asks I'm using my vacation time"
Alex watched as Izzie walked away and sighed, he wasn't about to stay in the hospital that was slowly falling apart. Getting in his car he followed Izzie to the airport, determined to find his fellow interns and colleagues as well as try and get into Dr Isobel Steven's pants once again. How that man loved to feed her beast but little did he know she had turned to women after the whole Denny incident.
Back in Florida Kayli was making her way back to her car when she noticed that Tyra had escaped and the Paris Hilton CD that she had left her with had been destroyed much to her dismay. She looked around and found a trail of cheerio's going from the car up to the pricy hotel room she had ordered for her and her partner. Following the trail up into her hotel room she noticed that the room was dimly lit and the aroma of vanilla scented candles wafted throughout the room. Eventually she came to the bedroom and her gaze trailed over the bed and met with the scantly clad Tyra.
She was kneeling up, spinning a pair if pink fluffy handcuffs around her index finger. Kay wasn't sure what to expect so she raised an eyebrow and moved closer, although she was still upset with Tyra due to the real reason they were in Florida. Tyra and Kayli were avoiding the police because Tyra had left the burner on too long in the lab and it caught on to the rest of the product. Let's just say that the meth lab will be out of commission for some time. However despite all this Kay was unable to stay mad because of how seductive Tyra looked.
Walking forwards Kay took the handcuffs from Tyra's extended finger and began to cuff her to the bed. This punishment was a lot better than the previous punishment, and it managed to please both of them. Tyra was now cuffed to the bed and Kay had decided she was going to be generous and do her own personal strip tease for her drug dealing intern. Although there was no pole present in the room Kayli was resourceful and would find other means of arousing her counterpart without pole dancing, although it always helped.
Meanwhile out in the college student ridden streets of Florida Addison and Jess were involved in a large drinking game that involved copious amounts of alcohol consumption. George had found them and rather than reporting back to Bailey Addison had roped him into the game as well. Jess was on the losing end of the game was getting drunker by the second; Addison on the other hand was winning and sobering up slowly. Brandy and Allie were still on a mission to find Addison, they were currently posted on a street corner, Brandy had climbed up a lamp post and was scouting while Allie protected her keg.
Selling her beer to customer's that passed, making a considerably profit. The kid may have only been 13 but she was business savvy. As Allie was pouring a cup of beer for one of her customer's she noticed white silly string being sprayed all over the joint. When she turned around she watched as a female dressed in a spider man costume jumped around singing.
"Spider girl, Spider girl does whatever a spider….can….wait that doesn't rhyme…does whatever a spider hurls…yeah that'll do"
"What do you think you're doing?" Allie asked standing in front of her keg protectively; Brandy climbed down the lamp post and was now witnessing the happenings.
"I'm trying to take that there keg; I'm just a tid bit thirsty"
"That is my keg and you cannot have any of it" As soon as she had said that Spider-girl made a jump for the keg, Allie jumped in the way and felt her body being pressed against the keg as they both fell to the ground. Beer began spraying everywhere and Brandy was drenched. Both girls looked at the older girl sheepishly. Brandy was angry to say the least; her favourite suit now stunk of beer, cheap beer too. "That's it! I am going to get changed and then I am finding Addison, you two little…freaks can stay here and do whatever but you are not coming with me!"
Brandy stormed off in the direction of the hotel room she and Addison shared and quickly got changed into something more appropriate and less beer soaked. Considering she only had one suit with her the rest of her clothing she had packed was far more relaxed. Now dressed in jeans and a tank top she left the hotel and went in a more serious search of Addison. Back at the scene of the crime Allie and Spider-girl were bickering, Allie was trying to get the girl to take her mask off but she refused.
Then bursting out of a passing crowd came Bailey who was now holding a full bottle of tequila as well as a half full bottle of scotch. "I heard bickering from a mile away and seeing as no one else here is old enough to mediate I decided to come, now what the hell is your problem?"
Allie looked up at her nervously and sighed. "She won't take off her mask"
"I don't have to!" Spider-girl said confidently.
"Look take your damn mask off and then you two are coming to help me drink these fools under the table" With the force behind Bailey's voice no one dared disobey her. The girl took off her spider-man mask and pouted. "Alright I need names. Now!"
"Allie" Allie got to her feet and walked closer to the black woman who was even shorter than the 13 year old.
"Erana but call me Spider" Bailey raised an eyebrow but nodded to the child's request.
"Alright come with me" Bailey lead the two teenage girls away from the street corner into a small huddled crowd within a bar, three frat boys were sitting closely together on one side of the booth and Bailey, Allie and Erana sat on the empty side. Bailey placed the bottles of alcohol down on the table and smiled evilly at the boys. "How old are they?" One of the cocky frat boys asked.
"That does not matter, they're here and they are on my damn team" The boys shrunk in there seats and nodded, none of them being brave enough to stand up to the woman whom had downed a whole bottle of vodka earlier by herself and was still sober. Pouring a shot glass for each of the participants she slid them out, each of them now had one shot of scotch in front of them. She counted to three and they each downed the alcohol. The frat boys were surprised at the young teenager's ability to gulp the drink down like it was nothing. Clearly Bailey's team would win.
At a hotel room situated in prime partying territory Derek Shepherd had stripped down to his boxer's and was now in the bathroom reading the instructions on the bottle of shampoo he had bought. Derek was too desperate to go to an actual pharmacist to buy the shampoo so instead he bought it off someone on the side of the street. Who just so happened to be our reliable drug dealer Kayli, before Kay had gone back to her hotel room and after her date with Kendel she had found Derek and decided it was high time she punished him for what he had done to Addison.
So rather than selling him shampoo, which she did sell him, which actually was the real thing she added two tabs of LSD to the mix. She had conned him into believing that the tablets would make the shampoo work faster. Now even though Derek is a brain surgeon he is not very intelligent, clearly so being the bone head that he is he took her word for it. Now back in the hotel after applying the shampoo to the infected region and downing the two tabs of LSD he began to feel a little funny. Sounds were becoming amplified and he was seeing funny colours.
He was tripping out and when he saw the oversized spider resting in the corner of the bathroom he screamed and ran out of the hotel room nude. Yes nude, what a disgusting sight to see. So now he was running down the street naked, screaming, and sometimes stopping to pat people, commenting on how soft they felt and how he could see their voices. At one point he ran through the drinking game that Jess, Addison and George were currently participating in and Brandy whom was in the crowd trying to get to Addison. Addison looked up, as did everyone else when Derek ran through and her jaw dropped.
"Was that man, that naked man, that naked man screaming my husband?"
"Soon to be ex husband" Jess slurred, her and George were both rather drunk and were trying to play uno with a normal deck of cards.
"Draw four" George said putting his card down in the pile. Jess growled at George and began to pick up four cards from the deck.
Brandy finally pushed through the crowd and reached Addison. "Finally I found you" Sighing she slumped into a chair next to Addison and looked at the several empty shot glasses that covered the table top. Addison smiled and looked up at her friend. "You got changed, finally. Where have you been?"
"I could ask you the same thing. Okay so I just saw Derek, and Jess and that man in scrubs are very drunk"
"Yes they are. I forgot how hot Derek was…even when screaming and running around"
"Don't say that, he's a bastard and treats you like shit"
"How would you know I only hired you today"
"I've seen season 2" Addison raised an eyebrow and looked at Brandy quizzically.
Back in the airport terminal Meredith was having trouble getting through customs. She had been stopped after security found her walking around aimlessly holding a baby doll ranting about something that no one could make sense of. But that's how you get after doing 20+ coke lines off a toilet seat and then sneaking into the male toilets and eating a urinal cake.