Chapter 5
Izzie's cab had pulled up at the airport and she began hurrying through the terminal, eager to get out of Seattle, not wanting to spend another instant in that hospital which would probably soon be engulfed by flames. As she made haste through the airport, swiftly dodging the crowds she heard a familiar whining voice. A voice that could only belong to that of Meredith Grey. As the blonde doctor tracked the voice to the source she noticed two customs officer's holding her by the shoulders and trying to speak to her. "M'am we can't let you go through and board the plane" "Why not!" Meredith shrieked, shaking the baby doll in her arms violently. "Can't you see that my baby is sick!"
The officer's looked at each other, unsure of how to react to the crazy lady before them. Izzie decided her friend was in need of help, the two hadn't been as close as they usually were recently. With Denny's death as well as Meredith's sudden nose dive into drug addiction the two had grown apart. Approaching the scene of all the commotion she smiled sweetly at the two men. "Miss you really shouldn't be here, we can handle this" The men continued to try and apprehend the drug addled Meredith but they weren't having much luck as her skinny frame made it easy for her to slide out of their grip.
"Officer this woman is under my care, she is suffering from Dementia. She's supposed to be coming with me to Florida for a new experimental breakthrough program" Izzie took the plane ticket that Meredith was clutching and sighed, hoping that this would convince the officer's.
"Izzie what are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be getting Mr Tilbrooke a MRI?" The officer's looked at each other once more and shrugged their shoulders.
"Okay well ladies you better get going, she looks like she is in dire need of that program thingy" The officer's stepped aside and Izzie smiled to herself as she linked arms with Meredith and lead her towards the plane they were to board. Little did they know Alex was trailing behind them, like the sleazy little stalker that he was. Once on the plane Meredith had calmed down, still nursing the plastic baby and cooing to it quietly she kept insisting to Izzie that it wasn't well. Izzie really wasn't sure what to do with Meredith but she hoped the effect of the drugs would wear off soon, that and the consumption of the urinal cake.
Back in Florida, the sun began to rise; Bailey, Spider and Allie were each being thrown out of the bar, all of them extremely drunk. They stumbled around the streets, arms around each other as the group chanted sea shanties. The three of them had managed to drink an entire football team under the table and were still ready for more challengers however the owner of the bar wasn't and decided it was time the place closed down for the day until the next night. It was rather surprising actually, considering the amount of alcohol consumed by bother the teenager's, Bailey was thoroughly impressed.
Brandy had managed to carry Addison back to their hotel room, even though Addison had insisted she was fine the mere fact that she walked into a door told Brandy that she was pretty drunk. She tried to get George and Jess to come but they were playing a heated game of go fish and were betting shards of glass, they two were very drunk. Once she had gotten Addison settled in bed she wondered what it would be like handling a full blown divorce case, however she doubted it would ever make it to the court room considering Addison kept rambling about Derek as they walked back to the hotel room, mainly things about their sex life which she did not need to know.
Cristina was passed out on the beach a long with the other members of her volleyball team, she had wandered into a game of beach volleyball and had managed to get herself involved, ultimately leading her team to victory. Purely because the other team were petrified of Cristina who threatened to rip their aorta out of their chest with her bare hands if they so much as thought about winning. At first they hadn't taken her seriously but when one of the girls scored a point Cristina had spear tackled her and attempted to drown her. When the team had won they celebrated the best way they knew how, with loads of alcohol, hence why Cristina was passed out on the beach.
Derek was a completely different story, he had wandered into a downtown tattoo parlour and the owner had seen Derek's body and just thought blank canvas. The tattooist knew not all was right with Derek but still chose to ask him to sign forms allowing her to tattoo his body with artistic licence. He was sedated by the images on the wall, the images of various tattoos merging into giant colourful mosaics that hypnotised him. So while he was completely out of the tattooist placed several tattoos around his lower back, unfortunately for Derek the artist had a strange obsession with Miss Piggy and therefore now had a large mural across his lower back of Miss Piggy being serenaded by Kermit the frog. How attractive. There was one thing to be happy for, he no longer had the nasty little critters roaming around his pleasure patch. However if you hate the man like I do then that is not necessarily a good thing.
Hours later a large stretch limo pulled outside a five star hotel, two tall black men dressed head to toe in lavish pimp suits stepped out. Each sporting a cane and over the top bling. Both Burke and Richard had decided it was best they retrieve their best dancers in style so on the way in their private jet they decided to get out their pimp suits and go all out for their short trip to Florida. As they strutted through the hotel lobby their composure demanded respect. Burke trailing after Richard making sure no one stopped to disturb the Chief. As Richard approached the service desk he extended his hand and thrust his large diamond ring into the concierges face, she knew exactly what to do. Without any word of complaint she kissed the ring and immediately gave them keys to the presidential suite, not even asking for payment. These pimps were not to be messed with.
Addison shifted on the bed, the sunlight pounding down on her, her head throbbing, it would be one of those situations where she swore of alcohol but inevitably would continue to drink. The door opened and Brandy came in baring large bags of take out, following behind her was Kayli who was also leading Tyra in on a leash. Addison closed her eyes and rubbed her head then began groaning. "I came baring food and a Kayli" Addison looked at Brandy and raised an eyebrow. "What are they doing here?" She said referring to both Kayli and Tyra who were sitting on a sofa just watching as Addison struggled to get out of bed. Addison barely made it out of the bed before she stumbled and collapsed onto the floor, Brandy approached her and handed her a cheeseburger and smiled.
"I think you'll be needing some Advil"
"Why are you giving her Advil when she can just get high?" Kayli pulled out a small bag of cocaine and dangled it in front of her. Brandy snatched it from her hand and threw it out the window, some homeless bum is gonna have some fun tonight.
"Kay she is not doing drugs, I thought you already had a big client base?" Brandy said eating her food in the process.
"Well I do but how am I supposed to get Addison naked, let alone more naked while she is sober?" Addison looked up from her cheeseburger with a shocked expression.
"Excuse me?" Kayli looked at her sheepishly and just grinned before standing up and making a dash for the door. Not wanting to be questioned any further about her intentions.
When Izzie and Meredith finally arrived in Florida, closely trailed by Alex they went straight to a hotel, Izzie immediately checking her friend's belongings for any drugs. As she poured the contents of Meredith's bag she watched in awe as several packets of little pills and sachets of white powder spilled out onto the bed. She wasn't sure of how much Meredith had consumed but it seemed as though it was a lot considering she was still ranting to herself about the baby being sick. Deciding she would need assistance with handling the drug addled woman before he should called the one person she knew would be able to help. Addison scrambled to find her phone as she heard it ringing, the sound only making her headache worse. As she picked up she sighed.
"Hello?"
"Uh Addison it's me Izzie"
"Izzie Stevens? Why are you calling me?" Addison said sitting up in her bed and wondering why the young intern was calling her.
"Well I'm here with Meredith Grey and she is having a problem, I was wondering if you wouldn't mind I don't know taking a look at her?" The blonde doctor was hesitant but she needed help.
"Why on earth would I want to help that floozy? I mean she stole my husband and basically ruined my life. So tell me Dr Stevens why would I want to help her?" Addison said remembering how much she hated Meredith Grey.
Izzie paused, Addison raised a valid point and she wasn't entirely sure how to respond. Taking a deep breath she prepared herself to bullshit through an appropriate reason as to why Addison Forbes Montgomery-Shepherd would want to help Meredith Grey. "You should help her, because it would be helping me, and you like me and I am a promising student who wants you to mentor her an-" Izzie was cut off by the sound of Addison groaning who was beginning to get her migraine back and the Advil she had taken was wearing off. Addison sighed and rubbed the bridge of her nose and decided it was just easier to give in than to fight right now, and she really didn't feel like fighting.
"Fine I'll help the stupid whore, meet me at the Riverside café in about five hours" Addison hung up the phone and collapsed back into her pillows, groaning as she did so. At some stage during the day Brandy managed to pull her out of the bed and get her ready for the meeting she had arranged purely because Izzie's perky voice was starting to feel like a drill boring into her brain. Once she was ready she hesitated on leaving for the meeting place, not really looking forward to meeting with Meredith, she was beginning to wonder why on earth someone let her speak on the phone while she was hung over. Everyone knows you don't make rational decisions when hung over and if anyone says talking to Meredith Grey is a rational decision I demand you punch them in the throat several times.
As Izzie guided the still high Meredith through the streets of Florida which were getting increasingly busier she found herself wondering what it was exactly that Addison was going to be able to do. The two female doctors walked below several balconies unaware that Derek Shepherd, who had passed out on the balcony of his hotel room was coming too and needed to take a piss. Still feeling slightly groggy he didn't even bother to navigate himself towards the bathroom, just standing up and aiming he let his urine flow out of his system and out onto any passing people. The unsuspecting victim of this lovely piss shower was in fact Meredith Grey. She had stopped to coo her fake baby to sleep when the warm liquid sprayed over her head, she looked up in shock horror and even though she wasn't 100 with the world she still knew that being pissed on was disgusting.
Meredith's shriek pulled Derek out of his daze and he jumped, almost over the balcony, I wish he had really would have been funnier. He ran downstairs, not realising he was nude which is rather remarkable considering he just took a piss, last time I checked if you were wearing clothes you would need to undo you're trousers to pee, and you usually remembering doing that. Izzie gasped when he saw Derek running down the stairs like a mad man and shielded her eyes. Meredith was balling her eyes out while rocking the baby back and forth in her arms as well as muttering inaudible threats aimed at Derek.
"Meredith I am so sorry I didn't see you down there…I had a rough night" Derek said rambling, unsure of how to make things better. Meredith didn't seem to care because she seemed to continue to cry and then she wandered off and Izzie tried following her but Derek grabbed her arm and looked at her.
"Dr Stevens what are you doing here?"
"I came here to retrieve you and your wife so that the hospital can go back to normal. Now I need to go and check on Meredith" Derek didn't let go and just watched her, they really shouldn't have left Meredith unattended for so long because she smelt like urine and was popping back a few tabs of speed that she had hidden in the babies head. She really was concerned about the baby's health but what I don't get is why she believed it was real when she just pulled its head off to remove drugs?
"Dr Shepherd please let go of me"
"Izzie can I come too I need to speak to Addison, I love her and she needs to know that"
"If you coming with Meredith and I means you let go of my arm then fine you can come but you might want to get dressed first" The Neuro surgeon turned a deep shade of red and instinctively covered up his little Shepherd, he turned around and ran back up to his room and Izzie gasped after seeing his new tattoo of an epic tale depicting Kermit showing his love for Miss Piggy on his lower back. "I didn't know Derek had a tattoo or a love for the mupets…" Izzie said before walking into a near by alley way and retrieving the now re-drugged Meredith and waiting for Derek to come back down. When he returned this time fully clothed the three doctors made their way to the café that Addison had specified each of their intentions different.
Addison waited patiently at the café with Brandy, as time ticked by she contemplated leaving several times but her curiosity made her stay. She had the urge to find out what it was that Meredith wanted to speak to her about, she wondered if she had come to make some kind of an apology and beg her for forgiveness, giving Addison the perfect opportunity to unleash the rage she felt for the women on her, possibly breaking her neck in the process. But she knew better than to fantasize about those kinds of things because Meredith was far too selfish to apologise for sleeping with her husband.
I know it took me a while to update but meh it's out now so enjoy!