"Imagine Shang Tsung in a Soul Calibur game." Deadpool informed.

"It would be fitting, chum." The Mask replied.

"Soul Calibur, eh?" Mr Mxyzptlk replied. "That gives me an idea."


We cut to everyone outside you-know-where.

"Hey Foxy, what's with the bag of strawberries?" Rabbity asked.

"I'm saving these for when the game night is over." Foxy explained.

"That is what RH123 asked for!" The Mask announced. "Now come on, it's time for the night! The game night that is!"

Everyone was allowed in.

"What a coincidence Rabbity and Foxy were talking!" The Mask announced. "As tonight, they have been chosen to play Soul Calibur six!"

"Wow! We're playing another game together!" Rabbity happily announced, holding Foxy's paws and happily stamping his foot like Thumper.

"Isn't that exciting?" Foxy replied. "I hope Zack and Baxton are doing good taking care of Tanya."

"Baxton was good for Aurora's kid, Ted, so he should be fine with Tanya." Rabbity replied.

The two critters started playing. Rabbity chose Nightmare, while Foxy chose Ivy Valentine.

"Rabbity, let your girl win." Scout informed.

"We seriously doing this again?" Rabbity asked, in an annoyed voice.

"Let's just have fun." Foxy replied.

The battle started, and Foxy landed a three-hit combo.

"That gives me flashbacks of her Death Battle." Mr Mxyzptlk commented, who was cleaning all the piss from Delgado's bathroom.

"How do I do a special attack?" Rabbity asked.

"Try pressing a combination of buttons." Plucky Duck informed.

Rabbity began mashing buttons on his controller.

"Am I doing it right?" He asked.

"Sort of." Pyro informed.

Unfortunately, Rabbity's button mashing was so quick, that he did land a few special attacks, but didn't know the combos for them.

"Actually, another note." He said. "I wonder if they would make a Soul Calibur game for the Nintendo Switch. If so, they should totally add a Fire Emblem Character."

"Now there's a thought." Beary replied.

As Rabbity was still mashing buttons, Foxy managed to land a special combo, allowing her to win the game.

"This was fun, but we've got to go check on Tanya, Zack, and Baxton." Foxy informed before she and Rabbity walked back to the Woodland Critter woods.

"So, what's with the strawberries?" Rabbity asked, as he and Foxy were walking home.

"I just wanted to show you how I eat them." Foxy explained. "But I wanted to wait until we were done."

Foxy took a bit out of the strawberry. It was a small one, but she chewed it slowly as she was savouring it. She then finished it off.

"And that's how I do it." She said.

They went back to find a lot of smoke coming from the kitchen, and there was Baxton, putting out a fire that was in the oven while Zack was trying to hide.

"What happened?" Rabbity asked.

"I tried to cook pizza for the kids." Baxton explained. "Zack told me to put it on the highest temperature so it would cook faster."

"ZACK!" Rabbity and Foxy yelled as Zack ran off.


Now that this chapter is over, RedHood123, have a look at my Death Battles list in my Random Things series.