Deadpool, The Mask, and Mr Mxyzptlk had just pre-orders a physical copy of AVGN 1 & 2 Deluxe.
"This is gonna be badass!" Deadpool exclaimed.
"Not as badass as tonight's game night!" The Mask replied.
"We've got a special one tonight!" Mr Mxyzptlk replied. "And we're halfway through the series too!"
Everyone was ecstatic about tonight.
"I wonder who the guests will be for tonight." Raccoony spoke out.
"Someone who plays Unreal Tournament hopefully." Leopold, the AGK replied.
"You'll find out inside!" The Mask replied. "Come on in, the guests will be here any minute now!"
Everyone rushed inside the Town Hall as soon as The Mask opened the doors for them.
"Tonight, we have four famous YouTube reviewers playing..." The Mask announced.
He was interrupted by Pepe and Penelope drinking ice water very loudly.
"Do you two mind?" Deadpool asked.
"We are preparing to eat some wings with hot sauce." Penelope explained. "We're trying different types of spicy hot sauce for every level they pass."
"Anyways..." The Mask announced. "Tonight, Angry Video Game Nerd, Nostalgia Critic, Hardcore Kid, and Vulpz the Reviewer will be playing AVGN Adventures!" The mask announced.
To the awe of the people, the four reviewers walked into the Town Hall.
"Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic." He greeted. "I remember it so you don't have to."
"Hey dudes, Hardcore Kid here." He greeted. "Hardcore enough to review kids stuff."
"Greetings humans, I am Vulpz the Reviewer." He greeted. "The foxiest reviewer you've ever met."
"What shitty game are we playing?" AVGN asked.
"AVGN Adventures." Mr Mxyzptlk replied. "Actually, you four could be like the main characters. AVGN is Nerd, Hardcore Kid is Guitar Guy due to his guitar being a weapon, Vulpz is Mike because foxes can jump high, that leaves Nostalgia Critic as the B.S Man."
"That's bullshit!" Critic replied.
"That proves his point." Deadpool replied. "Now let's begin."
The first stage chosen was Future Fuckballs 2010. And the Nerd, due to his gaming nerd skills, found Guitar Guy, found the bonus spot, and complete the level without dying once, triggering Pepe and Penelope to try the mild hot sauce.
"Not much burning, no?" Pepe informed.
The next stage was Dungeons & Dickholes, where AVGN and Hardcore Kid beat the level, as well as finding the bonuses even after only dying twice (once each). Pepe and Penelope tried the "A little bit of heat" hot sauce, and could sense the heat a little.
Up next was Beat It & Eat It, a level for Nerd, Hardcore Kid, and Vulpz to uncover the bonuses, and allowing them to find the B.S Man so Critic could get in on the action.
"My character is the only one who can double jump." Critic pointed out.
"Mine has a secret vision." Vulpz added.
"Mine has attacks that can go through walls." Hardcore Kid pointed out.
"Mine is the nerd." AVGN added.
The next hot sauce was "Hotter" hot sauce which made Penelope's mouth burn.
Over the course of the reviewers completing each level, Penelope and Pepe tried a hotter hot sauce. There was Much Hotter, Super Spicy, Extremely Spicy, Make It Stop, and Please No More. After those have been tested, Penelope's and Pepe's faces were both red, their eyes were watering, and they were sweating to the point of them standing in puddles made of their sweat.
"And now for Laughin' Jokin' Numbnuts!" AVGN announced. "Let's take on Fred Fucks!"
"Please let them lose." Penelope thought to herself.
To the no-good surprise of her and Pepe, the reviewers managed to complete the level and defeat Fred Fucks on the first try.
"I guess that's le end." Pepe nervously informed.
The final hot sauce was labelled "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" which made them even more nervous. They covered the wings in the hot sauce, and took the smallest bite possible. Suffice to say that the building went up in flames, everyone was covered in soot, and Pepe and Penelope were both downing an entire carton of milk each that also somehow had ice in them.
