Author: woo. thats all i have to say.

Cinderamy

Once upon a time there lived a shoe maker and some elves. No wait… It was a daughter not elves sorry. I'm a little slap happy today. Anyway. He had a daughter named Amy. He thought he needed a wife and his daughter needed a mother so he got married. She had DAUGHTERS! AHH THE EVIL STEPDAUGHTERS FROM HELL! Really, they were demons. One was named Bunny and the other was Setsuna.

Unfortunately for everyone involved Amy's father died, leaving his poor daughter to the mercy of her step family. The only reason they kept her around was he left everything in his will to her. HAHA! Stupid bitches. Annnyway. Since they had to keep her they decided to make her a slave. She had to pamper her evil enslavers 24/7.

How did they get money, these slackers? Bunny and Setsuna out of their evilness had enslaved many village boys to give them stuff. This made them enable to get boyfriends cause who would want to date bossy bitches? Why do you think your author has been single most of her life? TMI, yes I know. So contrary to popular belief stepsisters aren't ugly, just mean and rude and obnoxious. Yepers, true, true.

One day a letter came in the mail that invited everyone to a ball held by none other than Prince Vash, also known as Charming. Don't know why he's called that since he's cold and rude. I guess it's like calling a cat who would scratch your eyes out if you touched her Precious? So the Step Family made Cinderamy (as was her nick-name) primp them up and all. She wasn't really disappointed that they told her she couldn't go. She much rather liked staying at home eating hotdogs.

On the night of the ball there came a rapping at the window. "Yeah?" Amy asked.

In walked a little girl with black and red hair. "Hello Cinderamy. I am your fairy godmother, Raye!" she said. Happily. When Amy just looked at her blankly she said "I am here to take you to the ball.

"Uh-hu now leave me to my hot dogs."

"Don't you want to go to the ball?"

"Nope."

Raye looked angry. "Too bad." She grabbed Amy's hot dog and waved her wand. It turned into a hot dog carriage. The mustard container turned into a door man. The catsup and mannose containers turned into drivers. The pickles turned into green horses. "Hey, it beats a pumpkin." she then turned to the girl and waved her wand. Her Raven hair fixed itself in a complicated 'doo. Her sweater and pants turned into a baby blue ball gown and her flip-flops turned into GLASS flip-flops. "Okay. Time to go! Have fun!"

The hot dog carriage drove off with Cinderamy trapped inside. It finally stopped in front of a castle. She got out and entered the building. Raye popped up again and said "Sorry. Almost forgot. Don't be out pass midnight or else you'll be turned into a frog…or something. Sorry fine print on the wand deal. Its hard to read." she smiled before going poof.

The girl rolled her eyes and started down the steps. A man with blonde spiked hair looked up at her coldly. A long red coat swished around him as he fought of the guests who had been turned into RABID FANGIRLS! Green sunglasses shielded his eyes but he looked uncomfortable. She decided to help him. She flicked out silver fans and threw them, pinning the guests closest to him. She jumped down the stairs and proceeded to fight of people. Sure it's not as fun as eating hot dogs but it was a close second.

Finally they beat enough to be able to get away. They went to the veranda. For a few minuets no one spoke. "Sooo. Prince. Charming. How's that working for you?" asked our Heroin.

"Okay I guess. But I'm not Prince Charming. I'm Van, the Hot dog Prince. Charming is the next castle down. A lot of his guests got sent here by mistake."

"Hot dogs? I like you now." At that moment the clock stroke 12. "Aw crap. Gotta go…" Cinderamy ran leaving behind a glass flip-flop.

"What the hell?"

The next day. It was known that the Hot Dog Prince (Still mistaken for the oober rich Prince Charming) was looking for the person who would fit in a glass flip-flop. He finally came to Amy's house and knocked on the door. First Bunny, then Setsuna tried on the shoe but it didn't fit.

Amy came in munching on a hot dog. "Hey! My shoe! I knew I forgot it somewhere!" she grabbed it and slipped it on. A bright light filled the room. Raye appeared. "Cool! Now the hot dog junkie gets to marry the hot dog Prince."

"You're a HOT DOG Prince?" asked the Step Mother

"Yep."

"OUT! OUT! And take Cinderamy with you!" both hot dog people glanced at each other gleefully. As they walked out the house it exploded behind them in an inferno. They lived Happily Ever After with their hot dogs.